Ear Candy: Best I Ever Had

Well what can I say about Drake. He's been on the scene since 2007 with multiple mixtapes and his first video was 'Replacement Girl', a song that I love dearly and jam to. I knew him as Aubrey or Jimmy but now he is Drake, the newly signed Young Money Records rapper. I hate to see all of this new found love everyone has for him because where the hell were you when 'Replacement Girl' came out? None of you fools voted for it and now 'Best I Ever Had' is getting crazy radio play. Don't get me wrong, I'm not salty I'm just saying this gravy train behind him is not sitting well with me. And why Degrassi never let Jimmy walk? Thats besides my point lol. HERE is the official video for 'Best I Ever Had' directed by Kanye West and filmed in Brooklyn's Bishop Ford High School [ew *stink face*].



What do I think of this video? It was nice seeing Trey Songz, Fabolous, Consequence and the Young Money crew making cameos. LMFAO @ the big heifers on the green team constantly dunking on Drake's pink chicks. I love how when the chick who looks a lil like Rihanna went for that winning shot and the big green chick was like 'You don't want that!" and smacked it down with her pimp hand. Overall this wasn't the theme I was going for but then again I'm not the director. The song is old to me so I don't get a thrill anymore but it was still nice. Okay I'm lying I was bored as hell. My only main issues are the constant titty action and the booty tooting. The males will find this glorious but I find annoying. If I wanna watch boobies bounce I'll jump up and down and stare at myself. However I will say that those girls have some nice tatas, they bounce like they are real but once again that's not the point lol. My point is this video is straight perverted. Period. And no one can say I am lying. And what as good with that bad acting? Those video hoes...ahem...erm...I mean video models [and I use that term very loosely] need not be acting ever again. Even though they each had the same line, they sounded bad saying it. Even their facial expressions were bad. Ladies, I say this in the most encouraging way ever: just stick to making your titties bounce unnecessarily, it'll get you far. Um Aubrey...that little speech around 4:07 was the funniest shxt I have ever heard. Line of my life: "Now when you're out there and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D, TAKE THAT D LIKE THE CHAMPIONS YOU ARE!"

That's right ladies take that D like the champions you are *wink* -_-
Thought he was slick with that one there lol.

Slim Thugg Signing out for the night/early am.
I gots work in the morn!
PAYCE!

And as always: jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat.
And you know why?
Because the Skinny Bitch Said So
Duh silly!

Hey Mike asked, He gets an answer.

My friend asked me why I don't blog about music since I am always up on new shxt.
Well answer for that is...
I am stingy.
Plain and simple.
I find something that I love and I don't share it because I don't want everyone and they momma on my ish.
I share with 3 close friends and that is it. [that's a lie because I heard about Chester French (N.E.R.D concert) and LMFAO (being nosey on M.I.A's myspace) a while ago and I never shared]
It is up to you to go music hunting, I do my shxt by my lonesome.
With that said.
Kanye has a new song that was leaked so he decided to just put it out there [check his blog for that, I read that at like 2 am yesterday].
And everybody is up on my boo #5 Aubrey Graham aka Drake aka Drizzy Drake aka Jimmy from Degrassi already so no intro is needed for him. Allhiphop.com gives him mad props and I was a little skeptical at first but Drake is sick. His flow is something special. Bravo for him making moves from actor to rapper. Keeping that paper flow and talent in check, I am not mad at all. GONE HEAD BABY! lol. He is working with the best in the business and I am glad for him. However, his success has proven the reason why I don't share music. EVERYBODY AND THEY MOMMA are tooting Drake. If I heard one of his songs or see a line from one of his songs on myspace one more cotton picking time...I'm gonna shriek.
*hits play on the mixtape*