My Love Has Returned!

As you all know America's Best Dance Crew started last week and so far I am having a hard time choosing favorites. I live for this show so you know my happy level is ridiculous. Of course the crews from NYC are my faves especially Vogue Evolution because I LOVEEEEE me some gays. Yes yes they are fierce beyond belief and they gave me life on that stage like no other. My zest meter was off the chains with them in their lil American Apparel jackets. Sidetrack: No lie I was googling the Balls that the different houses in NYC throw and I could not find any at all. I did, however, find a website with the listing of every house so I love that. I know that they hold balls at the Roseland Ballroom but anywhere and any time somebody hears of a ball PLEASE TELL ME! I really want to go. I am so serious when I say in my next life I will be gay man or a drag queen. Speaking of a gay man, did you guys see the spectacle that was Dwight's birthday party on The Real Housewives of ATL? Gosh I am so off topic right now but I get so excited when it comes to gay people. I really do love them. ANYWHO! This week on ABDC is Beyonce Week [YASSS!] and I am very excited. I love Beyonce and her songs are very dance friendly so I simply cannot wait to see what these crews pull out. Here is the listing:

Here’s what you can be on the lookout for this week:

RHYTHM CITY “Sweet Dreams” – Must update “the Charleston,” which is featured in the video.

WE ARE HEROES “Single Ladies” – Take the section of the video known as “the wind” and blow us away with their own version.

ARTISTRY IN MOTION “Diva” – Perform with chains incorporating the entire crew.

VOGUE EVOLUTION “Deja Vu” – Perform African-style dancing within their routine.

AFROBORIKE “Beautiful Liar” – Work exotic Shakira-like moves into the routine.

MASSIVE MONKEES “Work It Out” – Dance with hula hoops without accidentally dropping them.

SOUTHERN MOVEMENT “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” – Bust out all the moves from the video with new creativity.

BEAT YA FEET KINGS “Crazy In Love” – ‘Booty Pop’ with never-before-seen flare.

“America’s Best Dance Crew” airs Sundays at 9pm ET/PT on MTV.

I think Vogue Evolution should have gotten 'Single Ladies' but maybe that's a little too at home for them since Bey does vogue in the video. Oh hell 'Diva' woulda been good too! Either way I am very excited. This season is amazing.

Ear Candy: Sweet Dreams by Miss Beyonce

Well here I am stealing another blog post from work but honestly what do you expect of me, I just can't stay away =]. It's been killing me that I've been slacking on the blogging lately due to work, SAT prep classes and wild weekends [which I need to update you on!!!] EN-TEE-WAYS! This post is not about me. It is about the queen of all things r&b & gorgeousness right now. Wait for it...wait for it...BEYONCE! *horns go off* There is no denying that she is the the hottest chick in the game, bar none. No one is touching her right now and it is safe to say that she has a lead in front of these female r&b singers. Here is Miss Beyonce's video for 'Sweet Dreams' off of the Sasha Fierce side of the album. This is my favorite video so far aside from 'Single Ladies'. I'd go off on my normal commentary but I'm def supposed to be printing out documents right now so uhhh ENJOY THE VIDEO! I WILL BE BACK THIS WEEKEND [no parties are popping off lol].

Ear Candy: Best I Ever Had

Well what can I say about Drake. He's been on the scene since 2007 with multiple mixtapes and his first video was 'Replacement Girl', a song that I love dearly and jam to. I knew him as Aubrey or Jimmy but now he is Drake, the newly signed Young Money Records rapper. I hate to see all of this new found love everyone has for him because where the hell were you when 'Replacement Girl' came out? None of you fools voted for it and now 'Best I Ever Had' is getting crazy radio play. Don't get me wrong, I'm not salty I'm just saying this gravy train behind him is not sitting well with me. And why Degrassi never let Jimmy walk? Thats besides my point lol. HERE is the official video for 'Best I Ever Had' directed by Kanye West and filmed in Brooklyn's Bishop Ford High School [ew *stink face*].



What do I think of this video? It was nice seeing Trey Songz, Fabolous, Consequence and the Young Money crew making cameos. LMFAO @ the big heifers on the green team constantly dunking on Drake's pink chicks. I love how when the chick who looks a lil like Rihanna went for that winning shot and the big green chick was like 'You don't want that!" and smacked it down with her pimp hand. Overall this wasn't the theme I was going for but then again I'm not the director. The song is old to me so I don't get a thrill anymore but it was still nice. Okay I'm lying I was bored as hell. My only main issues are the constant titty action and the booty tooting. The males will find this glorious but I find annoying. If I wanna watch boobies bounce I'll jump up and down and stare at myself. However I will say that those girls have some nice tatas, they bounce like they are real but once again that's not the point lol. My point is this video is straight perverted. Period. And no one can say I am lying. And what as good with that bad acting? Those video hoes...ahem...erm...I mean video models [and I use that term very loosely] need not be acting ever again. Even though they each had the same line, they sounded bad saying it. Even their facial expressions were bad. Ladies, I say this in the most encouraging way ever: just stick to making your titties bounce unnecessarily, it'll get you far. Um Aubrey...that little speech around 4:07 was the funniest shxt I have ever heard. Line of my life: "Now when you're out there and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D, TAKE THAT D LIKE THE CHAMPIONS YOU ARE!"

That's right ladies take that D like the champions you are *wink* -_-
Thought he was slick with that one there lol.

Slim Thugg Signing out for the night/early am.
I gots work in the morn!
PAYCE!

And as always: jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat.
And you know why?
Because the Skinny Bitch Said So
Duh silly!

Beyonce Just Can't Be Stopped

TWO new videos from the Queen Bee.
Ego remix featuring my hubby Kanye West and Broken Hearted Girl.
Check em outtttt....