And How Can I Not Post This...

You already know. Kanye since the first time I heard 'Through The Wire' when I was in 6th grade, oddly enough through BET. Welcome back =)

It Is Safe To Say I Told You So...

Let ms start by saying, thank you to BET for putting on a great show. They definitely redeemed themselves from the ratchetness that was last year's award show and the years prior. I would also like to give a shout out to #TeamBreezy on twitter who went super hard for Chris. Some of you are a lil off but I bangs with you lol. Nice lil shift to Chris: I've said it before and I will say it again who the hell else would serve Michael Jackson other than Chris Brown. No one would let Chris honor his idol because of the incident but BET finally gave him a chance on national television to wow people. He danced wonderfully and on point [Michael was a lil sharper tho lol], he sang 'The Way You Make Me Feel' wonderfully [Slim fun fact: I actually dressed like that on Halloween] and over all that was the best performance of the night aside from Prince and his facial expressions [Dirty Money with Nicki Minaj and Ricky Ross was good too tho]. Chris DID THAT. He ate that stage. People are trying to demonize his performance saying that his tears were fake and a show. That boy cried until he turned red and made the ugly face, the poor thing couldn't even sing; I don't know but it seemed legit to me. He was crying for Michael and he was crying for his own mistakes. 'Man In The Mirror' describes his situation perfectly. To make changes he has to start with himself, which I believe he did, but NO ONE will give him a second chance. This isn't psycho babble coming from a faithful Chris Brown fan. This is coming from someone who hid in the closet screaming 'Daddy stop!' as my father choked my mother and caused her to miscarriage. I've tried to hate my father but I can't. I believe in second chances and if I can forgive my father then I can forgive someone who all he has done for me is provide good music, wonderful dancing, and pure entertainment. Chris got his second chance tonight to show the world what a great talent he is. And then he won the fandemonium award showing that he still has faithful fans. Trust a Chris Brown fan will run you down with a Mack truck with the quickness if you come at him sideways at any point [they are quite feisty on twitter lol].

Thank you BET, now if you take Tiny & Toya and 106 & Park off the air we can be better friends.

And can I also say that Charlie Sheen has had MULTIPLE domestic altercations with his wife resulting him pulling a knife on her and a restraining order and yet Two And A Half Men is the number 1 show on CBS. The American public is full of shxt. When Chris hits another chick, then I'll give up on him but till then give him a chance.

Real Bad, Michael Jackson

You already know how I feel.
I'm in my high school yearbook with a MJ tshirt on.
If 'Human Nature' comes on at any point today I'm crying lol

Sounds Like Paper 2010

If you haven't seen it on the news or in facebook pics, or on youtube, June 15th Drake shut down NYC. No it was not in the way you think. This man's name alone had South Street Seaport looking like a slave ship. Then like Amistad, these people revolted and rioted. I was one of 20,000 people who showed up to Paper Magazine's Sounds Like Paper summer series concert. I attended last year and it went off fine so I thought this year would be just the same. How wrong was I? Slowly but surely, people began coming in droves, some with kids -_- [on shoulders, in strollers, IN THE WOMB!]. Hanson did their sound check, Drake's band did their sound check, and Ninjasonik [We are Sonik-fkn-Ninjas] did theirs. I thought all was well until after Ninjasonik did their sound check. A fight broke out and hundreds of people came towards the main section in front of the stage [where I was]. It only went down from there. About 6 fights broke out causing human waves, bottles were thrown, liquids, dirt, flowers, then chairs. Then there was a rat that decided it wanted to trample through the crowd causing another bum rush. At one point the crowd was swaying side to side and my friend told me that someone had a gun. *side track* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED A GUN AT A FREE CONCERT FOR? MUTHAFCKA DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FREE! AS IN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY! WHY DO ALL OF YOU INSIST ON ACTING LIKE ANIMALS? *side track end* The largest war began when first bottles were thrown, then it turned into liquids, then dirt from Uno's flower pots, then the whole flower pot. By that time I had been pushed so much that I ended up over the barricade and on the stage. Being terrified for my life, I made my way out of South Street Seaport right as the chairs started flying.

Although it was scary, there were some good moments like the idiots who were swinging from the windows at Uno's, some cool people we met, and jammin to the sound checks. OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS MADNESS, STRAIGHT MADNESS! I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA DIE! The concert would have went off without a hitch had it not been for the plain stupid people who wanted attention and did everything Paper reps asked us not to do, intoxicated people [lots of 4 Loko and weed], the hood children [TOO many were in attendance], and over zealous Drake fans and groupies. Paper should have also had wayyy more security, shouldn't have over publicized the event, should have made it a secret concert [I went to a FREE secret Chris Brown concert 2 years ago], they should have made an announcement that the concert was canceled instead of having people stand there and they should have called the police sooner instead of getting on stage and taking photos of the madness. It was a good thing they canceled it though because people would have died and Drake would have been shoved into the water.

Bad look for NYC, AMAZING look for Wheelchair Jimmy. He mad NYC act a damn fool for damn near 5 hours.

Skinny Bxtch OUT!

I'm In The Collard Green Six, Cornbread In The Guts...

This had me rolling especially since 'Roger That' is my jam.

Ear Candy & Eye Candy (lawd)

I mean I know this video has been out since last week and best believe I've been watching it SINCE last week but of course I have to blog it. I'm an avid Chris Brown fan, never left his side and won't because he is that fcking talented and trust he does not disappoint in this video. 'No Bullshit' is one of my faves from the In My Zone mixtape (which I promptly downloaded on Valentines Day) and I am over the moon that he did a video for it!!! He clearly put Trey Songz out of business in terms of sexy videos ('Invented Head' does not make me flinch as much as this video does).

I mean I never really wanted to smash CB (I'm lying) but I mean if he offered who the hell would turn him down? I WILL NOT be on that bullshit lol. 3 am is kinda pushing it though. I've had a fool dead ass send me a text like that and I promptly sucked my teeth and rolled over. The fck I look like?



if you can't take it all baby say when *dead*

So My Favorite Rapper Is Back?

YESSSS! NO MORE ASKING "WHERE ARE YOU YEEZY?" BECAUSE YEEZY IS RIGHT HERE!
Next to Jay-Z, Common, Talib Kweli, Nas, and Eminem, Kanye is my favorite rapper. I love his flow, word play, and attitude. Also before he started rapping, the beats he produced are some of my favorites. And he can dress his ass off. Everyone calls his arrogant and an asshole but damn it I love it. That's what rap is about, letting everyone know you are here and you are going to tell them what it is. Shew I was in my house cheering when he got up on that stage and snatched the mic from Taylor Swift. He said exactly what I was thinking and if I was bold I woulda hit home girl with a few to the left waves and a "PLEASE PASS THE MIC!" ANYWAY!

I'm loving 'Power' and the lyrics are surely powerful.
CANNOT wait for Good Ass Job.

I've Been Gone For A Minute...

BUT NOW I'M BACK WITH THE JUMPOFF!
With videos though, no fashion stuff until I've had a chance to surf the web. I've been restricted to my blackberry for the past three months. I've finally killed my computer. It legit does not turn on anymore smh. Anywho! Two videos released this week, there are many video releases I did not have a chance to blog about [Telephone and such] but I am here for these. Let's start the show:

1)Unthinkable by Alicia Keys



I applaud this video for soooo many reasons. First, THANK THE LAWD ABOVE that she stopped using the green screen and other bad visual effects. Second, I love the fact that the video matches the song and takes a stab at interracial dating. Finally, I love how smooth the transitions are from era to era. Bravo Miss Keys and thank you for the amazing video. I got chills when the black guy asked her if he wasn't good enough. I feel like this video can produce an amazing discussion on interracial dating.

2) Find Your Love by Drake



I love that Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy is singing!!!! The lyrics are cute and I love the beat although it is very 808s & Heartbreak [which is fitting seeing as the song is produced by my homie in my head Kanyeezy!] I'm actually looking forward to hearing this song at a party because it is very danceable lol. Plus Drake is looking a lil sexy in the video but I have one question: why doesn't he take off his shirt? I mean I know I shouldn't be looking for just that but damn it if he still looks like he did on Degrassi I can dig it. Shoo lawd knows I had it all planned for me to be with Jimmy but that is a story for another time lol. The plot of the video is cool as well, like Alicia's it matches the song [maybe a little more literally with the whole summer boo thing right?]. Shout out to Drake for heading to Jamaica for the vid and for the Movado cameo [mi dey ya pon di Gully sideeeee]!!!! However I did not understand one bit of what Movado was saying and I'm from the Caribbean. I can't with them. And why Movado look so rough? Another thing is that I wish that the female wasn't so sexy all the time. I know she has a nice ass and whatever but hey. I was tight when he got shot at the end though because it reminded me of Degrassi lol. That is all. But in all seriousness Aubrey Drake Graham can get the busi straight.

Peace for now =)
School is over.
I have prom on the 26th.
I graduate on June 9th.
I'm searching for an internship.
And I'm going to spend the next four years of my life in Cali.

Later days peeps

Slim the Skinny Bxtch OUT!

ANOTHER ONE!

JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO EMORY!!!!!!!!! OH LAWD! GOD IS REAL! MY OTHER TOP COLLEGE!

Fresh Off The Jet...

Man...I've been slacking but with good reason!
I just got back from Morocco. Yes Morocco as in the country in northern Africa (could you believe someone asked me what is Morocco? -_-) It was amazing in every sense of the word. I toured the major cities, rode a camel through the Sahara, visited a school, shopped, and toured small towns. It was a dream come true. I did not want to leave and I will definitely return. It also helped that I went with a great group of people. My best friends were there and I created friendships with the new freshmen. I'm actually gonna miss those suckers when I graduate. I'll post pics soon enough but I took sooo many that it's gonna be hard to choose! Did I mention that they love the brown skin girls over there? Although they all thought I was from another African country, the Moroccan men show no mercy lol. I got proposed to a million different times. I must say they are a lil pervy though, gonna have to cut that out lol.

In other good news...I AM GOING TO COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA! Pitzer College (my numero uno*pow*) has opened their doors to me and I am forever grateful. My other colleges, Skidmore and Gettysburg, wait listed me but I'm alright with that because at least I know they like me and are still considering me. This college madness has had it's ups and downs but I'm alright. Where ever I go is where I am meant to be and God has plans for me. Whatever happens will continue to shape who I am and will make me stronger. As of now...Cali looks like the one =)

Watch out now Cali, you ain't ready for this!
Love, peace, and hair grease from Slim
aka that Skinny Bxtch!

Procrastination At Its Finest

First off RIP NOTORIOUS B.I.G aka Christopher Wallace. Although I was only 5 when he passed away, I remember the days of Biggie fondly and clearly. Hot summer days with the radio on Hot 97, blasting 'Hypnotize' or 'Sky's The Limit'. I remember when I heard he died and seeing that casket roll down Fulton Ave. As a young child I was not totally aware of how valuable Biggie was/is but now looking at music, he obviously a legend no questions at ALL. I'm proud to say that I am from Brooklyn, home of Big =)

But yes now to some procrastination *applause* I could use this as valuable time to blog about some hot ish I've found online but then I will never get this paper done SO! I am gonna do this foolishness just because I can and it is not time consuming =)

A - Available: Yes but I want that old thing back
B - Best Friend: I have many [Shout out to Jesus]
C - Color of Your Room: Lavender
D - Dad’s Name: Nunya Damnbusiness
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: No one, I trust no one.
F - Favorite Food: Shrimp
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears man!
H - Hometown: BROOKLYN!!!!
I - Instrument: Air guitar
J - Job: Student
K - Kids: Someday down this long road of life
L - Longest Car Ride: To Virginia from Pennsylvania -_-
M - Milk Flavor: Vanilla or Strawberry
N - Number Of Siblings: 6 brothers
O - One Wish: To succeed and take care of my mom
P - Phobias: insects, arachnids, germs, homeless people
Q - Favorite Quote: “Look on the bright side. I don't know where it is but just look.”
R - Reason To Smile: LIFE!
S - Song You Last Heard: "Lady" by D'Angelo
T - Travel: St. Vincent, Barbados, Puerto Rico, Atlanta, Philly, Richmond, Delaware, DC
U - Unknown Fact About Me: It's unknown for a reason...0_0
V - Vegetable: Carrots FTW!
W - Worst Habits: Procrastination -_-, stubborn
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: NONE!
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Dancing, listening to music, and shopping
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius baby =)

NEW POST RIGHT QUICK!

I GOT INTO COLLEGE WITH A SCHOLARSHIP!!!
AOWWWWW!!!
GEORGIA HERE I COME!


And senior year continues to run my life =(
Spring break is coming up tho so...I'll be back

Never Thought I'd Say This...RIP

RIP Alexander McQueen.

I never thought in a million years I'd be hearing something like this. I don't know, like I've been speechless but this is one death that has totally stunned me. I found out through Toure on Twitter 41 minutes ago and I immediately ran to google. I am stunned. Reports are saying that he committed suicide just days after his mother's death. I am speechless. He is one of the few designers that I follow religiously and this truly breaks my heart. Man...I'm upset. He was the first designer to collaborate with Target and was supposed to show at New York Fashion Week today. I feel like this is a crappy blog post compared to the icon that McQueen missed. He will be greatly missed.

To HBCU Or Not To HBCU...

I have completed my college process [finally!] and I am now just chilling for acceptance letters. A few people I know are applying to HBCUs and I can't help but wonder if I should feel guilty for not applying to one. I can get into an HBCU in 2 seconds so me getting in is not the problem. It's that I feel like I would not fit in at one. All through high school I was like "I'm gonna go to Spelman, be an AKA, and live like they did on A Different World!" Humph! Oh how that dream died when I actually went to visit Spelman over Columbus weekend. I didn't mind that it was all girls because Morehouse is right there and it's not like I will be fcking people during class [that would be hilarious tho lol] but it is the type of girls there that I couldn't handle. The girls were either straight hood or horrendously sadity. There was no medium and me being from NYC, I need a medium because I can be a lil too much for people who aren't like me lol. Then I LOVEDDDD Howard but their administration is trash. They are always losing shit and I would hate to be one of the kids who doesn't have a dorm room. I'll be damned if I have to move off campus. Also DC wasn't pretty for me. It looked rougher than NYC lol. I felt all types of unsafe walking around that area. I would love to apply to Howard but I know I will be very distracted there between the parties and fashion, no work will be done. In general I know I wouldn't love an HBCU because I need diversity. I've been in an all black & hispanic school [elementary] then an all white school [junior high] and now I am in a very diverse high school. I love knowing all types of people and having a peek into their culture and things of that nature. I don't know man. Chances are I will apply to Howard but I don't know if I will go and I don't wanna take that spot from someone who will.

But what I do know is whenever their homecoming goes down I WILL BE THERE!

Yeezy Speaks!

"WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE F**KING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NI**AS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SH*T ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F**K THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SH*T, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL F**K YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NI**AS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!
01.29.2010"

This would be my yearbook quote if it wasn't so long. This is why I've fcked with Kanye since day one. Since I was 12 years old. He speaks his mind, does what he wants and people always give him heat but he always comes back with a nice speech for those talkers. He has a point ranging from fashion bloggers trashing him to the 'new black'. Gon' head Kanye.

Legal

Saturday was my birthday [yay go Slim!]. I am legal baby! I can do illegal things now and not feel bad about it because I'm an adult now *side eye*. Well I wasn't too crunk for Jesus for my birthday to begin with so I wanted something low key. During the day I went to lunch with my family and then at night I went to BBQs and to a party with my main beezys. First off...everyone in BBQs was obese. I was like wtf is going on here? I swear it was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Then these two girls sat the whole night mean mugging me and my girls. Def didn't notice them all that much because we were having too much fun. Jokes and pranks going around, it was cute. Although the service was good, I'm gonna need BBQs folks to be more enthusiastic when singing the happy birthday song. I mean damn I know you probably hate your job but at least smile. Either way it was good and I enjoyed myself. Then we headed off to this house party that was in Flatbush. Oh my word...poppin music, loose bitches. Girls were all over dudes, half naked and dry humping. I was like what type of shxt did these people just drag me to! These girls are sloppy, drunk and just piles of hot steaming messes. We asked the dudes if they found their behavior attractive and those fools said [and I quote] "HELLLL YEAH!". Smmfh. Then the cops came and went all Compton on us. Flashlights all over the place, sirens and such. As the cops proceeded to shut down the party, my friends and I went to hide in a room to avoid getting arrested. All of a sudden we heard yelling. My nosey ass ran out the room to discover a fight had broken out. Now, I haven't seen a good ole fight since my public school days in 6th grade so I was handed my life right then and there. After a good 15 minutes, the cops made everyone leave the house and the party was dunzo. However, the madness was not over. The fight carried on down the block, around the corner and into the street. A big ole jamboree was just going on. It was a WWF cage match [woah took it back to 3rd grade with that one]. Heifers on the ground, people getting stomped, getting hit with random objects, cursing, hair pulling, Jet-Li kicks, straight madness. And yes I stood across the street and watched it all as the cops passed them straight and turned in the opposite direction. That was my 18th birthday. It may not seem quite exciting to you but it's def one of those things that you had to see to believe and enjoy.

It is 3 am -_-
Good Morning.

Happy Birthday Slim!

Aowwwwwww! It is my birthday and I am officially legal! I can do like 5 more things I couldn't before. Wonderful isn't it? I know =) I should be out at a party but it turned out to be a guido party and I can't with them. I love the Jersey Shore and all but that fist pumping looks dangerous. Can't get boxed up on my birthday at all. However, for the big day, I am going to brunch with the fam and as for the night, dinner with the girls and a partay! Nothing crazy. I'm saving my debauchery for college and when I'm 21. Why waste it all on 18? Welp I'm going to sleep, gotta wake up early to play the lotto, buy cigarettes and rent porn from the video store...'cause this skinny bxtch is 18 now =)




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SMH @ Me

Shaking my damn head at my for my first post of the New Year being about a dude. I didn't even wish you guys a Happy New Year and hope that with 2010 comes bigger and better things. I didn't even share my New Years events. Like how I went to a bomb ass party in a cute lil black dress, patterned fishnets, and doc martens. Or that I had two college interviews that both went AMAZING or that I am sending out college applications. Ya know...good stuff. Smh that was not kind of me at all. SOOOO I am going to say, Happy New Year, may your 2010 be just as prosperous as I see mine being and I will be back on my shxt for blogging. Shoes, clothing, music, movies, my lovely rants, alllll that coming to ya. Sure I'm a lil salty for some occurances that have killed my trust in human beings [mainly those who carry penises] but what the hey! I'll be fineeeee. 2010 is my year, I graduate high school, I turn 18 [in 2 weeks to be exact], and I get college acceptances.

Guess who's bizzack...

I'll Bust The Windows Out Ya Car...

I am not happy. I don't think I've ever been this unhappy in my life and I've been through a lot of shxt. Like I am unhappy to the point where I don't want to leave the house or talk to anyone. I wanna pour out my heart but that will lead to crying and I don't do that especially over shit like this. I am an open person. Do anything you want just don't lie to me, steal from me, use me, or call me stupid. I don't like being mad a fool and if someone thinks they can get over on me they are in for a rude awakening. I am a very vindictive person, like seriously I love revenge because unlike others I don't feel bad at all. And whatever you're doing I know what is going on but I like to wait for people to step up and tell me the truth. After they have done me wrong and I cut them off, they always come back and try to act like shit is cool. Do they not realize had they not fxcked up in the first place that this wouldn't have happened? I don't want to sound cocky or out of place but you will miss me. They all do. Ever single one of them. Dudes, chicks, family, friends. Then they get the shock of their lives when I act like a bitch and ignore the hell out of them when they crawl their sorry asses back. Your new girl isn't treating you right? Ohh having problems with wifey? Fxck you, I'm not fxcking Dr. Phil. Go away. Yeah I'm not the sweet girl you met before am I? I hold a strong grudge even if it is a simple comment I will keep it with me. Eventually I will forgive but darling I will never forget. All I can do is wish you the best and hope that it burns when you pee. That is all. Not me, not now, not today.

Goodnight all.

I usually don't talk about my feelings but I needed to get this off my chest.

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Boredom For Dat Ass...

1) Open up your library (iPod, Winamp, iTunes, etc.)

2) Put it on shuffle

3) Press play

4) for each question, type in what song is playing

5) hit next for each question

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
No One by Alicia Keys

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Yuh Nuh Ready Fi Dis Yet by Tanya Stephens

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Boyfriend #2 by Pleasure P [lol!]

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Break The Dawn by Michelle Williams

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Only He Can Hold Her by Amy Winehouse

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
Complicated by Nivea

8. What is my sexual preference
Fallen Angel by Chris Brown [well it's a Chris Brown song *kanye shrug*]

9. What am I afraid of??
Just Friends by Amy Winehouse

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Morning Do by Asher Roth [Ayo morning sex, I can get with it]

11. What is some good advice for me?
Candy Girl by New Edition

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
I'm in Miami Bitch by LMFAO

13. Will you get married?
Single by Ne-Yo [well got damn...]

14. What is the story of your life?
Get Me Bodied by Beyonce [that's on point]

15. How can you get ahead in life?
What I'm Thinking Right Now by Drake

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
Happy by Ashanti

17. What song describes you?
NewGirlfriendMusic by Charles Hamilton

18. How does the world see you?
Run It by Chris Brown

19. Will you have a happy life?
I'm Bloom by Nirvana

20. How can I make myself happy?
20 Dolla by M.I.A [lol at this being question 20. and seriously $20 makes me happy]

21. What should you do with your life?
Borderline by Madonna [i guess!]

22. Will you ever have children?
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon [hehe I'm with it]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

[he's so zesty! lol]

Its been a year since I started this lovely blog of mine and although I've been slacking, for 2010 I promise to blog more and do what Slim does, nah mean? Well it has been an eventful year and my bloggy has been through it with me. Happy Birthday Skinny Bxtch I luh ya =)

Always The Friend, Never The Girlfriend

I've been talking to this dude for months now, since April or May I honestly don't remember. If we were to celebrate an anniversary I would not remember because I wasn't trying to like him to begin with. My intentions were to bag, mess with, and discard and I'm sure those were his intentions too. HOWEVER! He caught feelings and unfortunately I caught feelings too. This would be so much less complicated and annoying had feelings not got in the way. So we've been acting like a couple and shxt except we're not exclusive. It's legit a relationship without the official title of boyfriend and girlfriend. I mean at first I didn't care because a title isn't everything but then again I like the title of the girlfriend. I think every girl does even if she fronts and says she doesn't. I was watching something on the tele the other day and I had a revelation. I am the back pocket bxtch. It's alright to treat me like a girlfriend and mess around but you don't wanna commit. I refuse to play this position again and to be honest it's my fault. I'm always the friend but never the girlfriend [some cases differ]and it kills me because I don't understand what is so hard in just saying 'Yo Slim be my girlfriend' I WON'T SAY NO BECAUSE CLEARLY I LIKE YOUR BXTCH-ASS! You just hold me in your back pocket hoping I'll still be there. Well muhfxcka a skinny bxtch gotta eat and I am looking for food elsewhere. This is why I hate feelings, they make you do stupid shxt.

I have college stuff to finish...Slim OUT!

*update* well...it's done now. You win some, you lose some. Slim tends to lose *sad face* Boys ain't shit but hoes and tricks - MTTM

Am I The Only One...

Am I the only person who hates to do something once everyone else gets on it? I mean my blog is of course me talking about shxt that catches my eye and half the time I fall asleep before I can blog it [pretty fxcked up huh?]. Well I would LOVE to blog about fashion because I have a natural sense of style and my family has some fashion designers [unknown of course =/] thrown all around in there. So it is fitting that someone who has grown up around fashion should blog about it right? Well muthafxck that. I'm not doing it because every other blog is about fashion. People act like Polo/Rugby just came out. Um Ralph Lauren has been kicking since 1967. People act like spikes and all this dark ish just came out. NO punks and goths have been doing this for ages. While everyone called them weird, they were killing the game. I just can't stand this anymore. People forge your own paths. Just because someone else says it's cool doesn't mean it is. However...I will not disagree with one thing that everyone seems to think is amazing...Chanel. Karl Lagerfeld is my fkn friend in my head. Coco Chanel is my fairy godmother.

Eh I just needed to rant for a minute. I'd like to do a bunch of fashion posts but right now I can't because everyone thinks they're the next Tavi and wanna fashion blog. I'll start when all the heat dies down.

Nothing like a good ole Slim rant...I'll be back with another for these MTA muthafckers in NYC.

Eye Candy: Movie Edition

Dakota Fanning & Kristen Stewart in The Runaways.
Am I the only one psyched for this movie?

Oh Yes! Winter Break!

Man two weeks of pure unadulterated blogging? Exciting? Why yasss, yass it is. I did some Christmas gift shopping over the weekend and can I just say that this 'blizzard' was nothing short of some regular snow in Brooklyn. It was about 10 inches here if even that much. ANYWHO! I've been called wrong for my Christmas gift rules because Christmas is the season of giving. See I am giving but with some fine print.

Slim Thugg's Rules of Gift Giving:

1) I am not spending more on you than you have on me:
Look this rule is not bad at all in my opinion. It is still a recession as far as I know and I am jobless so you have to bear with me. If you spend $15 on me but someone else spends $80 on me, you can't be mad if I got them a more expensive gift. I've had people ask why someone else got a more expensive gift. You wanna know my answer to that? You get what you give! HA! Plus I would feel bad if you spent $80 on me and I spent a measly $10 lol.

2) You better give me a gift.
I am serious. Yes it is the season of giving but hell! I have to get too! It's tit for tat bxtches, you give to get. If you do not give me a gift I will keep yours until my birthday [which is next month] and if by then you do not have a gift for me, I will use what I bought for you. I think it's fair.

3) Get me something you would like.
I will be DAMNED if i receive another ugly ass sweater or some other bullshit for Christmas. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you REALLY think I will wear that? Also do get me no cheap shit that will break in two seconds, what is the point of that? Don't get me a chia pet because I will throw it at you. Don't give me a gift card to somewhere you wouldn't even shop because I will cut you with it.

4) When in doubt, give mulah!
People always ask me what I want and I always say money because I truly don't know what I want at time or it is too expensive for someone to buy. However, people make it a mission to buy me something and they show up with a lotion set or a gift card to a store I do not frequent. Please people, when in doubt give money because I would do that for you.

Those are my rules for gift giving. Call me the [skinny] Grinch if you will but hell I'm being honest.

Happy Holidays kids =)

*update* What Slim got for Christmas: Doc Martens, Chanel No. 5, Married to the Mob tshirts, a Marc Jacobs bag, a Juicy Couture perfume set avec lotion & other ish, and that lovely cash money

Barbie Is Giving Me Life!!!

I WILL have this for Christmas.
I'm sorry but the Korean folks at my nail salon will never see me again unless I break a nail and I need tips. Soo Jin [yes I know my nail woman's name, she is a GOD!] I am sorry girl but Mattel just broke us up. This is my favorite thing since the Barbie Grand Hotel and the Barbie Cash Register, both of which I had when I was younger. I was not playing any games when those came out lol.

13 Most Ridiculous [yet hilarious] Things About Beyonce's I Am Yours Tour

I love Beyonce and one of my dreams is to part take in her lovely lace wig collection but 2:43 - 3:02 had me on the floor.

HEYYYYYY! (heyyy) HEYYYYYY!

Like Louboutin's with the red bottoms. You gotta have 'em, you glad you got 'em...

These are no regular Louboutins oh no no no. These here are BARBIE, yes suckas I said BARBIE, Louboutins. Mr. Louboutin has customized 3 dolls inspired by Nefertiti [featuring a new tanskin tone] and Marilyn Monroe. The customized dolls also come with a special in-step to enable her to tackle Louboutin's well known sky high heels. 4 Barbie-sized pairs of shoes, placed in tiny little Louboutin boxes with tissue paper accompany each of these these lucky dolls. The first of the Christian Louboutin Barbie dolls is the jewelery thief who also comes with a calendar. Register now for this package at net-a-porter for their release this month. I love how Christian Louboutin is in these pictures lol. For the first time in my life I envy a damn doll -_-

Ear Candy: Video Phone Remix Official Video

Bad ass video!!!!
My girl Gaga and the Queen Bey!!!!
It was different than what I expected but still very pleasing.
Brayvo

still fuzzy on the concept tho...0_o

Ear Candy: 3 Piece Combo

Well, well, well. I said I won't post about these two but they make it so damn hard when they release promo pics, singles, and videos on the same day. I don't know about you guys but I'm getting annoyed. I'm not buying into the game. Get your lives together kids!

1) Chris Brown's Crawl



I really like this video and the song makes me feel all sappy and things of that nature. His outfit was nice except for those damn glasses. Really though Chris? We have to let those go. You look like a blind beaver. That was hard for me to say because I do like you but as a good person I'ma let you know that those are truly not the business. Other than that, great video. Loved the outfit, loved the concept, loved the dance in the snow, loved everything. Oh and good job with getting Cassie as your main girl. Bravo. If there is one thing that child can do is model her behind off. Oh and tsk tsk tsk for that use of green screen Chris.

2) Rihanna's Game of Russian Roulette



This video was disturbing yet intriguing. I don't know what it is but I really liked it and the video made me like the song [I couldn't stand it before]. I wanted to change the channel but I couldn't. I just kept watching and nodding my head. Why do I feel like part of me is starting to like her again? *shudder* Her voice sounds good and I like the drama of the video. I'm not sure parents would like the scene of her getting shot in the water but other than that it's good. Still hate that hair, still ain't fond of her but I do give props where they are due.

3) It's that Dirty Money


I do not like Diddy at all. I truly don't. If you ask me I think Kaleena and Dawn would make a wonderful 2 woman team. They make this song what it is. From the first time I heard it I liked it and sang over the few words I did know. This video is cool, nothing too over done, simple but still poppin. I feel like the dancers were useless because I could hardly see what the hell they were doing and I do sorta wish there was a lil story to the video. I peep that Hov sample from Izzo! And someone PLEASE, PLEASE tell Diddy to stop that foolishness he calls dancing! It wasn't cute in the 90s and it isn't cute NOW!

BONUS!
Saw this in school like 2 or 3 days ago and I was in love. You can call Gaga anything you want but this woman is beyond amazing. I am proud to be a lil monster lol. I love this song and I will be copping that album quick! I haven't seen a GOOD music video in a minute. I mean I enjoyed those I posted above but this video gave me a feeling inside that I could not explain. I think I was simply overjoyed that she changed clothes and that every scene was different. AND there was no use of a green screen!!! And her body is something to be envied. I cannot wait for the 'Video Phone Remix' video. Bey usually has good videos so I know with Gaga it is going to be MAD. Haus of Gaga = LIFE

Chuckles of the Week

I been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jump off...well not really but HELL you get my point. I'ma keep it short because I am supposed to be doing a paper *side eye* but I had to post these pics that gave me some hard laughs.

1) Oscar nomination?

Now I've made it clear that I am not fond of Rihanna but I admit the trick cleans up nice. No I did not tune in for the entire "EPIC" -_- interview but my mother and I tuned in for 2 seconds until my mother got pissed off and yelled "I CANNOT TAKE THIS BITCH AND HER ACT! IT'S LIKE SHE IS AUDITIONING FOR A MOVIE ROLE AND TRYING TO BE SHARON STONE IN 'BASIC INSTINCT'!" Well, well, well, low and behold what Stuff Fly People Like posted this morning:



My momma is one smart cookie. Anywho on to the next one, I don't talk about Chris and Rihanna on here. And 'Burn' by Usher is playing from my laptop and that song makes me cry so I'm feeling a lil sad for my Chris lmao. Nah just playing. Muhfuckas need to hush up and release them albums!



2) I Refuse Thee!



I saw this madness on Bossip the other night. I have never been a fan of female-ized sneakers. Those high heeled Manolo Timbs were cute back in 2004 but now I might have to trip you if I see you in any high heeled sneaker. Sneakers were made to be flat. You wanna wear comfy heels then find a pair of sturdy ones until then NO! And this chick had the nerve to come out the house looking like she does in those damn leggings and hell just her damn self. The bad weave is just killing me. Why people so pressed to have blonde hair? I'm sorry but it's not for you. NEXT!

3) Poor Kitty Kat



Do I really need words? I'm just shocked at his perm not being in order.

The Bullshit I Called October

So basically I am ashamed that my post count for October is 1 post. I know I am always explaining myself but serious if you've been through the senior year of high school or are going through it right now, you know that with AP classes and college apps and supplements, that this these past two months of school have not been a walk in the park. I have had a few joys in my life since school began. My lovely baby brother was born, he is my pride and joy; I got my piercing back and convinced my brother to pierce his eyebrow, I got a canon rebel from Europe, shopping has been lovely, and my college list is fcking amazing!!! Like if you see my list you will be like damn..Slim is popping =). With rainbows must come the rain, that's where my life comes in. Extracurriculers make me wanna cut myself, my english teach is trying to kill me with work, I have sooo many college supps to finish/start, and of course my main laptop WITH ALL MY PICTURES AND MUSIC has 24 viruses -_-. Yeah so I'm not too happy at this moment when it comes to that. The viruses is what kept my blogging at a halt. I finally got a netbook from my school so I am back to computer access [praise the LAWD!].

My blog is coming back with a vengence this month. November is a WHOLE other ballpark hehe.

Dueces lovies.
SLIMM-AY

Welcome To The World Baby

After 3 seasons and 9 months of waiting, I would like to welcome little Tyler Darryn Kai Phillips into the world. I've been at the hospital since 12 pm yesterday and I did not leave my mother's side until today. Tyler was born this morning at 12:14 am at 8 lbs 2 oz. I don't think I've ever felt such joy. He is a gorgeous lil fella and I am proud to say that he belongs to my mother and is my brother. I would have had pics but the hospital is MADD strict. Tomorrow I should have some when he comes to the room to meet my momma.

Welcome to the world baby, I am soooo glad you are here.
With babies come blessings and you are truly a blessing in itself.
I luh ya kidd

Foot Candy: Heels That Make You Wanna Smack Ya Momma

I've been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jumpoff!

Ahhh I am sick today but this has given me time to blog. Empty house + bed rest + laptop that resides on my bed = blogging match made in heaven. So call me late for posting these but I'm just letting you know that when I should have been paying attention to calculus, I was busy saving these to my laptop. When I saw these all of these babies, I wanted to drain my account and run to the nearest train going to 5 ave. *sigh* I think my shopping is bad now, when I start to make serious paper there is no stopping me. I guarantee that every store selling hot shoes & big bags will know me on first name basis. EN-TEE-WAYS! let me get started:

YSL with The Divine Peep Toe:

The first time I encountered YSL was when I was 4 and my mom had this vintage YSL purse. I loved that thing beyond words. I had no know clue what the hell YSL was but all I knew was that when I got old enough I wanted to carry that purse around. Fast forward to 2009 and that bag burned in a fire -_-. Way to blow my dreams right? Ugh now instead of fawning over the YSL in my own home, I gaze at it through a computer screen where I stumbled upon these beauties.

I like high heeled shoes as much as the next girl but when I buy a shoe the first thing I look at is the heel. I love a heel that makes me say wow. The needle heel is definitely one of those wowers and combined with a platform, it's enough to make me run around in circle. I like...I like a lot. These are also very versitile, they can go from day-business attire heels to night- hot dress party rocking heels. These bad boys run for $795 so uhh either look hot or buy textbooks lol [I'd choose the books =x] Well like Hov on to the next one!

Jeffrey Campbell with the Michelle Heel:

Karmaloop is not only an outlet for streetwear, it also offers something for the girly girls [those with edge of course]. These ruffled open-toed, leather pumps run for $120 bones on the loop and come in two colors: black and pewter. My favorite details on these shoes are the unicorn heel and the rubber sole. Not only can I sport a truly unique and original heel but I won't bust my ass while in them. Score! For $120 these aren't bad at all. Jeffrey Campbell has some other divine shoes over at karmaloop. I loveeee The Posh Shoe and The Marly Wedge. Both just as gorgeous as these pumps. In general Karmaloop has some great shoe lines that people need to check out such as 80%20, Zigi, and Naughty Monkey.







Insa Babeh!

The first pair of sneakers I saw by Insa go back to 2005. I loved those things but of course I couldn't have them because 1) they were custom made and 2) I was 13...my mother would have shot me if I asked her for expensive ass sneakers [that's why I always ran to daddy xP ] Anyway from countless pairs of gorgeous and envy worthy sneakers have come heels. Last year, if I am correct, was the first line of heels released by Insa and they did not disappoint. This time around they have held up their standard of sexy. I love these heels. If my cash flow was constant I'd cop ALL of these. I am a sucker for bright colors [my fam is caribbean damn it!] so these heels hit the spot in calculus. Yeah I got in trouble for passing around my laptop for all the chicks to see but hell! it was for a good cause!

The first two pictures are The Miami Heels. What I love about The Miamis are not only the signature Insa graffiti art but are of course the heels. The multi-colored heels can set any outfit off. It can go from bland to straight poppin' with those on. I just think these are extremely beautiful and I would love a pair. Shell out 200 euro for these Italian leather platformed beauties and they can be yours at insa-heels.com. The mint sole is named Sunrise, purple sole is the Sunset, and yellow sole is the Midnight shoe.

The second two pictures are of The Stand Alone Heels. The heel is what clicked with my heart. If you look closely you will see that the heel of the pump is a leg with a tiny high heeled pump. Genius and horrendously cute. Like The Miami shoe, The Stand Alone can spice up any outfit from jeans and a tee to a mini party dress. These are a tad more pocket friendly going for 175 euros on the website. The three shoes are named the Chrome Pink, Chrome Mint, and Black Magic.

I think this is enough for one post. On to the next one!

Sorry

I am so sorry for not updating and blogging all of the wonderful things I see, hear, and know. Tomorrow will be a new day. With senior year and my very preggy mommy, time surly has not been on my side. I will be back tomorrow, I promise.

In the dark under the covers,
Slim

HOV!

BEST CONCERT OF MY LIFE.
JAY-Z IS THE KING.
ALL RAPPERS NEED TO BOW DOWN.
WHO ELSE CAN SELL OUT THE GARDEN IN 15 MINUTES???
SURLY NOT YOUUUU!
I know everyone has watched the concert on fuse tonight so a recap is not necessary.
It's been a must for me to attend a Hov concert and I couldn't ask for another to be blessed to attend. The ordeal I went through for this ticket was truly worth it because in the end I was dumb close to Hovie-Hov. I am very content with life and I will attend another Jay-Z concert. He is so captivating on the stage. The way he moved the audience was something I have never seen by a musical artist. Thanks for showing the world how NYC and Brooklyn gets down. Nobody can touch us as a city. We are too strong and too powerful for anyone to come at us ever again. I'll be back with pics. They appear as if I was far away but I was really actually close because Jay gave me a high-five when he walked off the side of the stage lol. Sleep time!

COP BP3 NOW!


UGH STILL NO PICS BECAUSE I CANNOT FIND MY CAMERA CORD!

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Well today was my first day of school and I am a SEN10R! It hasn't settled in yet that we are now the old heads of the school and that everyone either looks up to or fears us. I am fine with both quite frankly lol. We saw new faces and hugged and jumped all over the old faces. We didn't do very much except get our schedules, eat ice cream, sleep during quaker meeting. The seniors, however, got a nice little speech from our dean, head master, and college counselor. It was a nice speech especially after the torture we went through last year at the hands of these people but let's not dwell on that subject. I'm chilling here with my buddy Asha K. Bee and we took some pics of our first day of school outfits with these lovely mac. Peep this hot shizzzzz:










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