Friday, July 24, 2009
It Takes One To Know One
Fast forward this foolishness and listen at the 2:59 mark
The Raging Impregnator utters this tom foolery:
I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a f*g.
Man!!!!!!!!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Okay Everybody Meet Mrs. Me Too...
Then Lala swooped in and did the same...
Of course Rihanna had to out do everybody...
But not to be left behind Miss Soul-Angel herself, Solange, has jumped onto the gravy train but she went and knocked all of you out of the park with this one.
But how many of you know that Raven Symone did this a WHILE ago way back in October?
And if you ask me Amber Rose is the Queen of Bald-headedness because she came straight with it.
One cannot forget Kelis because she has always been on the edgy side of things and I would like to say CONGRATS! to her for successfully giving birth to her little baby boy Knight.
But the best shave off I have ever seen belongs to this little sweetheart right here
See I've wanted to shave part of my head for a while now because I used to be in deep with the punk world but I know myself and from past experiences, it would take AGES for my hair to grow back so thats a no go. Well they have money, they can afford lace wigs of the natural kind. But please stop this foolishness because there will be a million bald head girls walking around not knowing that their hair will possibly never bounce back.
Signed Slim.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Let's Play This Game...
I usually play this game with Roofie when I spot something that I know is far from the truth, makes me think, or is severely disturbing or wrong. This game is called Ponder. I would like for you guys to ponder with me if you will. Here, my friends, is a Dee & Ricky Cigarette Brooch. Cute eh? Yes, Yes it is. I'm all for supporting the arts and the creativity of my fellow black folk BUT! When I can go onto lego.com and buy these pieces my and construct them my damn self...wtf am I gonna pay $20 for this? Not saying this is in a bad way because these dudes are smart as hell. Order legos from lego.com in bulk for about $10 bucks [because these things are from .05 cents to 10 cents each], construct a bunch of hearts, ducks, and cigarettes and then proceed to charge people $75-$100 for a brooch or belt. Now that right there is entrepreneurship. Like who thinks to create belts, ties, & brooches with legos? Surely not I [I never owned my own legos except those big girly pastel ones]. And a cigarette made from legos? I think the idea is sick because once again I never thought of it. Hell I'd like to have one. I commend these guys whole heartedly but I will not be duped into this. My aunt has a glue gun and pin backs...I can make of these myself. These have been on sale for a month now by the way, I just happened to go onto hypebeast.com today and their blog was on the side with someone wearing the brooch. So kiddies I ask you to ponder this, would you pay $20 for this brooch or a $1.00 plus a very small fee [if any] of shipping and handling for the lego pieces to construct on your own? No hate at all, just meaning I have common sense.
Why Are You Still Here?
Christina Milian
Every 5 minutes I see these two on a gossip site. I am tired of seeing your face Christina. At least Chicken Little [The Dream] has an album out and a hot song with Kanye West but what are you doing with your life? No clubbing, showing up at events, shopping and being glued to Chicken Little does not count. You are a singer and an actress [I use that term loosely]. Either get your ass in a studio or in a movie or get your ass out of the "lime light" because you are useless until that point. This is my belief on celebrities: unless you are singing or acting, stay your ass at home and do not emerge unless you are entertaining me. That's wtf you get paid for so do it. I get my ass up every morning for work but you do everyday shit and expect to get paid? EENK! WRONG! Get your life together heifer. Make music or disappear.
Ray-J
Don't even get me started on this one here. Brandy's little brother has been upsetting my eyes for a minute now. So you make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and all of a sudden your famous and you have money? Well then Kim K make a stop at my house next time you're in NYC. Then VH1 went and gave this fool a show so he could display his hoe tactics and debauchery for the world to see. WHY? You have no album. You are not entertaining, you're a perv. The last song you had sounded like a cat being strangled in a dark alley. Ray-J is about as useless as New Jersey. Please do me a favor and disappear.
Paris Hilton
I've been wanting to remove her useless ass since I was in 8th grade. Do I really need to rant about this first crotch? BE GONE! If only the stars knew how luck they are that they are blind. [get it her song 'stars are blind'].
Spencer & Heidi
Words cannot express the dislike I harbor for these baboons. The epitome of useless. The epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. I have never seen people so desperate for fame and all they are gaining is hate but then again...people still know them. Heidi and her cheap videos and bad songs. Spencer and his bad attitude and leprachuan lookin ass. I cannot take them and their antics. They call up God's name in vain for their stupidity. I just don't know what to say. I just need them to GO AWAY! Tie some bricks to Heidi's boobs and let her sink in the ocean. Steal Spencer's little pot of gold. Just remove them.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Asian Persuasion
Known fact that I love me some Asian guys, yes yes correct? Good! I just thought this video was cute and decided to post it because 1) homie in the vid is cute, 2) his theory is something to be discussed and 3)I love seeing black females with asian guys because it's something you see but not like everyday. His wife is black and he is Chinese [cute ass Chinese boy]. I know of some Asian dudes who date nothing but Black chicks but they are all taken so you single chocolate loving Asian friends...Ima need y'all to give a sister a call, send be a text, SOMETHING LOL. My reason for liking Asians is not from his theory, mine stems from influence and just straight up being open minded. As long as you're cute and I like your personality, we can chill. Period. However, my family has this Asian thing lol. My mother LOVESSSS Asian guys. She has always said if she didn't meet my father I would have been half Asian. I never quite knew how to take that but anyway my brothers are into Asian girls and I am into Asian guys. It seems to be a personality trait or something. On my behalf I could say that I may have been influenced by my mother [because she has been drooling over Jet Li for since I could remember] but my brothers did not grow up with my mom until their junior high years. So as I grew up hearing this 'that's one sexy Asian' I began to look and see damn...they really are sexy. My crush in junior high was this Japanese kid who was almost blacker than me lol. I went into my rock phase but he kept me on my hood side whenever I chilled with him. *sigh* those were the days. What I need to do is go over to Canarsie High School. They have a good chunk of cute Asians. Oh and so does Brooklyn Tech. SMH @ me sounding like a fiend but I have been with black, hispanic, and white but never an Asian. Eh I'm rambling at this point but this is my blog so who cares [surly not I].
Question: Why every time I say I like Asian guys to Black dudes they wanna throw the "they have small penises" line at me? The fck you doing looking at other men's private areas? How do you know Asians are lacking in the package? Just like there are Black dudes trolling around with little vienna sauages, there are Asians with that good peen. And besides, it's not the size of the friend, it's how you use him =x. [LMFAO @ me sounding like a sex queen but damn it's 3 am and my brain isn't right at the moment]. And why is it okay for you [black male] to date outside of the race but the minute a black female tries/wants to you get all up in arms? SMH @ the foolishness.
Now to the theory of the cute asian in this vid! He may have something there. Asian guys are constantly baraded by Asian chicks with insults about how they aren't as good as White men. Black females...gosh we just have it hard. Not only do we have other races telling us that our big lips, hips, butts, hair, and skin is good for nothing except maybe being a video model in some raunchy hip-hop video, we have men in our own race downing us. How many of us have heard that we aren't as good as the light skinned girl? How many of us have seen them drool over the lil hispanic girls? Half of of the females that I see getting snatched up by black dudes deserve to be snatched up by bear traps because they look busted. What do us good looking females have to do now? Go outside the race. Asian guys, your fems say you aren't worthy, come on over here. We have all seen blasian kids, we know black females and asian males can produce some beauties so why be so hesitant? I say join forces and take over the world.
Slim is now accepting boyfriend applications from the Asian community. I mean I have been doing so since I spotted Jet Li in "Romeo Must Die" [always thought he was fine] but I am a teen now, I need to explore and I've seen the Asians of my generation [they are going hard man]. Yo am I the only one who thought Trunks from Dragon Ball Z was fine?
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Get You A Piece.
I think this post is taking a different turn right now in astrology so I'm just gonna continue with the flow. The general aquarian characteristics are:
"Aquarius are interesting and attractive people. [check]
They can be shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. [check]
They are strong willed and forceful in their own way. [check]
Very opinionated with strong convictions, they fight for what they believe in. [check]
Known to be frank and outspoken, Aquarians makes for a serious and genial companion. [CHECK]
Refined and idealistic, romantic but practical, they are personable and likable people. [check]
Quick in mind and quick to respond, Aquarians love activity and are quite reasonable. [check]
They will go out of their way to help when needed, but never get involved emotionally. [CHECK]
Aquarians are usually intelligent, cool, clear, logical people. [check]
They have good imaginatins and are quite intuitive. [check]
Aquarian appreciate opportunities to be alone. [check]
They enjoy their own company and are recharged by this quiet time. [check]
Rarely content being followers, they are more often society's trend setters. [you damn skippy]
Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. [HUGEEE CHECK]
They have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama. [checkish]
They will always have original and creative ideas to impress those around. [check...ish]
They are always in favour of reforms and change and the advancement of the human condition. [CHECK]
They cannot be easily persuaded that they are wrong. [BIG ASS CHECK].
I love the fact that I am so much like my sign. It is weird how on point astrology is. I'm not trying to act like what my sign is described as because there are some aspects that I lack in but as long as I can remember I have always been like my sign. My mother always says I am such an Aquarian and I am proud because as far as I am concerned, we are the best sign. We are different, extroverted, experimental, stubborn, generous, sorta bad with money lol, technologically intrigued, humanitarians, rebellious, angry as hell, rude, tactless, unemotional, independent, likable, opinionated, open-minded, rational, eccentric, logically inclined, unpredictable, strong-willed, visionary, innovative, inventive, tolerant, unprejudiced, humane, genial, sociable, idealistic, intuitive, goal-orientated, free-spirited, frank, outspoken, independent, individualistic, intelligent, intellectual, leading, trend setting, engaging, funny, and friendly. All in all we are perfection.
Famous Aquarians Include:
Charles Darwin, Thomas Alva Edison, Vanessa Redgrave, Frederick Douglas, Oprah Winfrey, Charles Dickens, John McEnroe, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jack Nicklaus, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Telly Savalas, Virginia Woolf, Babe Ruth, Mia Farrow, Carl Icahn, and Yoko Ono
Nuff said.
In the words of the great DJ Khalid: WE DA BEST! =]
Monday, April 13, 2009
We Like Her and We Like Him Too...
Friday, April 10, 2009
Hey Mama...
::Starts singing::
"Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I'm so proud of you
Let me tell you what I'm about to do,
Hey Mama, I know I act a fool but,
I promise you I'm goin back to school
I appreciate what you allowed for me
I just want you to be proud of me
Hey Mama
I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine
This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine
I'm finna take yall back to them better times
I'm finna talk about my mama if yall don't mind
I was three years old, when you and I moved to the BROOKYLN!
Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold
You fixed me up something that was good for my soul
Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl?
You work late nights just to keep on the lights
Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike
And you would give anything in this world
Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl
And you never put no man over me
And I love you for that mommy cant you see?
Seven years old, caught you with tears in your eyes
Cuz a nigga cheatin, telling you lies, then I started to cry
As we knelt on the kitchen floor
I said mommy Imma love you till you don't hurt no more
And when I'm older, you aint gotta work no more
And Imma get you that mansion that we couldn't afford
See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable
Highly capable, lady that's makin loot
A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do
Send us an angel, and I thank you (Hey Mama)
Forrest Gump mama said, life is like a box of chocolates
My mama told me go to school, get your doctorate
Somethin to fall back on, you could profit with
But still supported me when I did the opposite
Now I feel like it's things I gotta get
Things I gotta do, just to prove to you
You was getting through, can the choir please
Give me a verse of "You, Are So Beautiful To Me"
Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry
Maya Angelou, Nicky Giovanni, turn one page and there's my mommy
Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet
Now when I say Hey, yall say Mama, now everybody answer me (Hey Mama)
I guess it also depends tho, if my ends low
Second they get up you gon get that Benzo
Tint the windows, ride around the city and let ya friends know (Hey Mama)
Tell your job you gotta fake em out
Since you brought me in this world, let me take you out
To a restaurant, upper echelon
Imma get you a jag, whatever else you want
Just tell me what kind of S-Type Kathy Porter like?
Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday
For me to just call and say (Hey Mama)"
This skinny bxtch is out.
It is Easter and I plan on nyaming this feast my mother has prepared and partying in the name of the LAWD!
Can I get an amen?
Yessuh.
Love your mommies people, they are the only ones you got and they brought you into this dag on world!
Slim Thugg Is OUTTTTTT
::chunks up the duece::
Saturday, March 21, 2009
When Boredom Strikes...
As of now I am watching Phinneas & Ferb and I am laughing my ass off when I should be packing for the fxcking trip. My dad didn't even return my call to give me my ride >=/. And I am trying to download a free ringtone for my step pops on his iphone...status: fail -_-
-_-
Friday, March 20, 2009
Awww...

Thursday, March 19, 2009
Eye Candy:: Snow Edition
I mean he is still fine now, don't get me wrong he has that nice old head swag Brad Pitt has but!!!! during the 90s...he was looking all types of scrumdidliumsious. Both him and Brad Pitt.
You be the judge...

SMH @ folks my age for not knowing who Marky Mark and Funky Bunch are.
*jams to 'Good Vibrations'*
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Rest In Peace.
This has been all over the news and it is such a sad situation. I remember her from one of my favorite movies [The Parent Trap] and I am so sorry to see her go in such a manner. I pray for her family especially her two sons. I hope she continues to grace them with her spirit and blessings.
This tragedy has made me appreciate my life and those I love around me. It also has made me wonder if Natasha Richardson's death could have been prevented. After her fall, she was said to be perfectly fine except for a small headache. But then it got worse and that's when she was rushed to the hospital. If she had went to the doctor right away, could she have been saved? Well my mother has always told me that people die when and how they are supposed to. It may sound brutal but that's what it is. People can get blown up by grenades but come back home and die from choking on food, it happens differently I suppose.
Is There a Point...
The love of money is truly the root of all evil.
Broke ass Slim is outtie..got sumptin in my eye =/
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
1:30 AM Thoughts...
I definitely missed this entire season and I'm actually glad I did [personal reasons lol]. This is the finale and I aside from my personal ish, I am really glad I missed this season because I cannot take some of these people. Like if I knew some of these people I think I would hit them.
Person #1: Tyler
Off bat she is a trifiling heifer. Bottom line. That type of girl could not be my friend and I commend Gerren for deading her.
Person #2: Justin
THIS FOOL! He sees Seiko with her fine ass boyfriend [sorry I had a moment] and now all of a sudden his stupid little feelings wanna come back. He pulls her aside and tells her how he feels after she announces that she might move in with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. He wants her to stop her life with someone who makes her very happy just because he MIGHT like her again. Meanwhile homie has Seiko's friend, Aysia, on the side chatting her up. That is selfish as all heck.
Person #3: Treason or Treson whatever the hell his name is
I just don't like him.
Welp! That's it for Baldwin Hills.
The Pope has said recently that condoms will not stop the spread the HIV/AIDS, but rather contribute to the spread of it. This is one of the very reasons why I do not mess with the Catholic church. I feel that they have a small minded outlook on the world and I cannot tolerate that. I respect certain opinions but sometimes it is straight ignorance. No condoms will not stop the spread of this std but it will help slow down and prevent the spread of it to an extent. They believe that condoms promote sexual behavior and this has to be one of the dumbest ideas ever. Humans are sexual beings. That is what we do and that is what we have sexual organs for. Fxck and have babies. Period. You are aware of your sexuality from a young age depending on your surroundings. I remember being in kindergarten knowing that sex was something that I wasn't supposed to do at my age. I didn't know what the hell it was exactly but I knew that it involved a man & a woman rubbing on each other in the nude lol. My kindergarten class swore that little Ian [he was fine as hell, we had a lil fling lol] and Stacy had sex in the bathroom because someone walked in on them half naked on top of each other. Coming to the sexual age in junior high or so, we did some shxt but condoms didn't influence us. Even now as a hormonal teenager condoms do not influence me to conduct sexual actions. It's those damn raging hormones! I personally think that television and music has something to do with teens doing sexual things these days but thats just me. However in general, condoms are not encouraging people to have sex so there is no reason the Pope should deny Africa, the continent with the highest HIV/AIDS rate, condoms for protection. Abstinence is not going to help in this case. There are a whole lot of things contribution to the spread of this disease in Africa but the knowledge and availability of condoms would sure as hell help stop it. Abstinence is just unrealistic in general. It's an utopian idea. Sure it works for some but for the majority it doesn't and in Africa, it is sure as hell not going to work. Believe what you want but I don't gel with Catholics because of beliefs like this.

Before I leave you all for the night remember: Jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat. [lmfao I love Bally Total Fitness for that slogan]
