It Takes One To Know One

I saw this on MTO the yesterday and I went straight to blog about it until I fcked up my job computer -_-. Then I thought to myself 'maybe this is a sign from the Lord that I should give this foolishness the time of day'. Yeah well I'm sorry subconcious you can kiss my ass today. You know how I feel when it comes to Michael Jackson. Ask the fam, ask the friends, that man was IT for me. So to see & hear someone as horrendous as Lil Wayne popping off about him even in the smallest manner, you know I got the itch to beat him with a bat. An ugly little human [and I use that loosely] who is known for kissing his father on the lips and spreading around his sperm like it's fcking Christmas cheer should not be commenting on anyone, especially someone of Michael's stature. You need to pay that child support, stop knocking bxtches up, and get your punk ass to rehab because sipping sizzurp is not cute...but then again it is Lil Wayne. I don't know why I am shocked by this. Can I really expect anything of substance to come from Lil Wayne's mouth? His raps don't show me that I really can [need I remind you of that 'Kiss Me' song that I laughed at in a past post?]. Don't call MJ a f*g, don't call anyone a f*g. That word is hideous and I honestly hate when people say it. Uh Lil Wayne, if you plan on continuing to kiss your daddy on his mouth, I'd lay up off the accusations of homosexuality. We all know a whole legion of people think you're gay. With that face I don't think the gays want you on their side anyway. Save us all from your seeds and become asexual. Honestly I have no clue how Lauren London and Nivea can carry children belonging to this man and be proud.

Fast forward this foolishness and listen at the 2:59 mark
The Raging Impregnator utters this tom foolery:

I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a f*g.



Man!!!!!!!!

If Only Life Was This Easy...

As easy as your daughter woman!

So this Polish woman is suing an Egyptian hotel because apparently her daughter became impregnated by loose sperm in the hotel's swimming pool during their recent vacation. She claims that her 13 year old daughter did not have any sexual encounters with those of the opposite sex so there for the pool is to blame...

-_-

How stupid is this woman? You think your lil fast ass daughter was knocked up by a pool? If objects are giving out babies then I should have been about 5 months pregnant by my school's photography dark room at the rate sperm is going. And wouldn't the chlorine in the pool have killed this random sperm? And if there was random sperm in said pool, who did it belong to because this man has super sperm! If every teen could pull the wool over their parents' eyes like this, there wouldn't be wonderful shows like 16 & Pregnant on MTV. This is a show I'd like to see: True Life I Am Having A Baby From Random Pool Sperm. I would DVR bad boy so quick. Listen here lady, you know, I know, and your lil baby skank know very damn well that random pool sperm did not knock her up. It was some lil Egyptian boy who works at the hotel who she thought was delicious and he clearly thought she was smashable so they commenced to conceive this lil accident. The sperm came from the pool alright, THE POOL BOY!

I wish my future 13 year old would come at me with some excuse like this.
I WISH MY 13 YEAR OLD WOULD BE PREGGY AT ALL!
Oh I'ma show her ass knocked up. Knock her upside a damn wall with foot. And then I'ma tar and feather the lil fck that stuck his plug into her socket.

People...love your children. Make them watch pregnancy videos. Scare the shxt outta them like they did to me in 6th grade.

WELP! I'm gone to take a walk with Krys.
PAYCE!

Jay-Z & BET Really Wanna Be Startin' Something....

As you must expect I was very disappointed with the calamity that was the BET Awards last night. I had no intentions of watching [because I don't watch BET unless The Game is showing] but since they said that the entire show will be dedicated to Michael I had to tune in. It was my duty as a Michael Jackson fan to watch it. I expected a lot. I am picky when it comes to Michael. Neyo did a good job, Jamie had me rolling with those outfits, although his jokes were distasteful at times and when Janet came out, it was a wrap for me. Unfortunately those moments only lasted a few minutes out of that 3 hours of bull. New Edition??? Really? Ciara?? SINGING?????? The hell! And do not get me started on Ving Rhames's "Guns is Michael Jackson"...-_-...I had a mind to jump through that television and beat that man with his own juice cup. GUNS??? GUNS IS MICHAEL JACKSON??? GUNS??? THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER ENGLISH!!! MY NIG [I only use this when I am angry] GUNS??? FO REAL??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! New Edition need to sit their old behinds down because that performance was pitiful and their singing abilities are lacking. Speaking of old behinds, Don Cornelius had me on the floor laughing soo hard because that old crack was struggling like no other to read that telepromter. Beyonce...I love you and all but I was watching a piece from your concert and I was bored to tears. I left the room when Monica & Keyshia cole came on. Young Money with their horrendous performance of 'Every Girl' was a huge dishonor to Michael. Every line in that damn song was bleeped so much until I just put the TV on mute thinking Chris Brown would pop out any second -_- [let's thank Jay-Z for that gem]. And who were those little girls on stage with Drake? T-pain coming on stage and snatching the award without the customary kiss & thank you was horrid. Along with the fact that he had a red cup in his hand. Keri Hilson sounded bad, real bad Michael Jackon [hehe get it!]. Overall that monstrosity of a show wasted 3 hours of my life. Poor Janet had to witness such crap. MTV please do a better job in August or whenever you do the VMAs this year because I can't with BET. I refuse them and their niggatry.

AND NOW IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! I am reading on different blogs that Jay-Z had the plugs pulled on Chris Brown's performance. If Chris Brown touched that stage he threatened to pull out of the show. Listen up here Shawn Carter, Jay-Z or whatever you wanna call yourself these days. I have lost so much respect for you if this is true. Not because I am a fan of Chris but because I am a Michael Jackson fan. Everybody knows, you and that 5 head bitch Rihanna cannot deny, that Chris is the closest person to Michael Jackson in terms of dance and things of that nature. Michael Jackson said it himself. Dead ass in my eyes everyone is the size of a green pea compared to Michael. Last night was not about Chris boxing up Little Miss Forehead. Last night was not about you and your funky ass wishes. It was about honoring and celebrating Michael. Chris and Rihanna are past their littl tiff, that is their business, it should not have to interfere with the celebration of someone's life ESPECIALLY someone as important as Michael. Michael Jackson is the reason why you [Jay-Z], Rihanna, and Chris can be played constantly on MTV. MTV had no intentions on showing our black behinds on there until Michael. HELL they didn't even wanna show him. As a Brooklynite and a HUGE Jay-Z fan I am very disappointed. Jay-Z are a grown ass man, act like it. Rihanna can handle herself. What you need to be doing is telling her that she shouldn't be doing the walk of shame from a basketball player's hotel room early in the morning. I didn't even want to see Chris [I'm lying yes I did], I just wanted to see somebody finally give Michael the justice he deserves on that rinky dink ass stage last night. For once someone has do right by Michael.

This better not be true.
Jay-Z single handedly killed what could have been an AMAZING Michael tribute all because Chris boxed up his money maker. Jay be happy she is alive and no longer bruised up because he could have honestly killed her if he wanted to. Harsh? Yes. Do I give a fck? HELL NAW because he fcked with Michael. Nobody messes with Michael. In closing, Jay-Z until you support 39 charities and receive a world record for being the most charitable celebrity like Michael Jackson, do not dare dictate who can and cannot pay tribute to Michael because Bey did not sing a Michael song, she sang boring ass AVEEEE MARIIIIIII-YAAAAA! -__________________-

I sound crazy but I don't care.
I am so passionate about Michael Jackson is scary but I believe from all the bull he has been put through on this earth by the hand of worthless human beings, he deserves nothing but the best. I only wish he was here to see just how much we love him. He knew he had dedicated fans but he needed to see just how much of a force this is.

I'm at work so I shouldn't be blogging but this had me fired up.
I gotta go.
PEACE!

Come Get Your Cousin...

Why won't this boy learn his lesson?
Who the hell keeps leaving him alone in that hallway with a mac?
Why isn't anyone watching him so he can stop further embarassment?
Since when is sexually harassing a fold up chair sexy?
Since when does he make jewlery?
And for life of me can people learn to spell when they are insulting people? Nigaz? Really? I don't condone that word, although it may slip out sometimes but dang it! Spell it right if your gonna use it in an insulting manner, sheesh!
I tell you, people just don't learn.
More laughs for you and I!

*starts singing* We gon' get it tipsy, we gon' get it tipsy...

You Gets No Love

Okay no blog updates as of late because my family has FINALLY MOVED! But where we moved has nobody for me to steal wifi from, not even linksys =/. Linksys was my dude mayne. Anyway,I have my own room now =]. It's nicknamed purple passion because everything in there is purple. I have no pics because I lost my fkn camera cord -_-. We are still unpacking and waiting on furniture so stay tuned folks. Internet connection is also on it's way [praise the lawd].

While I was trolling the net a couple of weeks ago I discovered this sad attempt at Kanye and Tang Gang during Paris Fashion Week. Take a gander:

Kanye & The Tang Gang [homie in those leapord tights stay giving me fever I swear!]

I'm adding this because South Park was dead on lol.

These fools...-_-. And who is that desultory human being in the back posted up on the pole?

You gets NO LOVE! I should be dropping off my english final so uh ima keep this short for now and hit em with a big ole:

Jay & Bey have said enough.

Slim is out kids.
Pray for internet!

Something Of Massive No Bueno Proportions...

My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:



Pretty Ricky is officially done!
What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:



Jay & Bey do not approve.

Fck The Police.

A couple of days ago I read about this in Allhiphop.com:

"This is getting crazy like a fox with rabies. The NYPD is at it again! WOW. If these guys were a criminal they were be like a serial offender. Sorry, good cops, but the bad apples are running things now. According to police, a pair of cops were called to help a drunk woman get home safely. Guess what happened instead? She got raped by one of the cops while the other one played lookout. YEP. How two people decide this is a good idea is beyond me. They allegedly took the woman home and laid her face down, covered in vomit and raped her. On Tuesday the coppers pleaded not guilty to rape, burglary and official misconduct. A cabbie called 911 when the drunken 27 year old couldn't get herself out of the car. They probably didn't know they were on camera. They went in the house, left. They returned 34 minutes after leaving the first time. This is when the rape allegedly occurred. These NYPD cops are staring at 25 years in jail for this."

My mother always tells me to be careful. Hell every adult I know tells me to be careful and to be aware of people, especially men on the street. Now I take heed and I am very aware of my surroundings and the humans around me. However, the type of humans I should not have to worry about are the New York City cops correct? Well apparently those who are there to protect and serve you are also there to take advantage of you when you are drunk. Now not saying I get go out and get drunk because I don't, but when you are intoxicated and the police are called to help you, they should not do such a thing. In general rape is an UNACCEPTABLE act. By all means, rapist, molesters, anyone taking advantage of someone else who is physically weaker than them deserves to die. Period. This is just on another level because this girl was drunk and someone trusted the police to help get her to safety and what did they do with this trust? They took it and basically stepped on it. They laid this girl face down, in her vomit and raped her. 25 years ain't shxt compared to what these men deserve. Life is what they need. And how much you wanna bet they are chilling on PAID suspension. Smh it's a fcked up world out there. And if they get off, HA! Mannn I will never have faith in the justice system [the faith I have now is dwindling as I type]. I wonder if this has been on the news...

Slim is too disgusted to continue a rant.
Sighh...I need a hug =/