I REFUSE PT.3

Like really a part 3? Sure it isn't laced with multiple examples of fxckery but this one alone sums it up. I seriously cannot with todays youth. I whole heartedly believe that all of your parents should sue the school systems for allowing this carry on. Who the hell started this bull and why do teens/kids think its cute? Well anyway I spotted this horrendousness when I was watching the video for 'Break Up' by Mario at work. It pissed me off and I just shut the whole video off and refused to go back to youtube. Why like really why?

Past incidents of sadness:
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-refuse.html
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-refusept-2.html

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I really have no words. For the first time I think I have been silenced. Never again. I refuse thee and thy bullshit! However, even though this IM is on a totally different topic, Krystyna's words describe my exact sentiments towards this bull.

kj (11:23:02 PM): The only problem that I have is that u have no proper grasp of the concepts of grammar, punctuation, and common sense!
kj (11:23:19 PM): Like d.a get a life and end it by jumpin off a bridge

I bid you all a good night.

Ear Candy: Chris Breezy!

I like this song a lot. Hmmm I definitely have to download this.
I say shut up about this whole beating up Rihanna thing because she is clearly over it and so the hell am I SO bring on the good music! I'm tired of this swag surfin bull on the radio. Rihanna pop me an album, C.B pop me an album. I'll be gravy.



Sidetrack: Chris...what in the blue hell are you wearing? The socks pulled up to high heavens. Those shorts hanging lower than an orangatang's tatas. The hoodie is a lil colorful but I'm all for the rainbow so I can dig it. Those ked or vans do not match and that hat must go. And why does your face looks like a sad, homeless puppy? I mean I'd look like that too if my outfit was just as horrendous. I laughed real loud when I saw this picture. Dear Lawd never again Chris. People stop having laugh out loud in the work place, you will get me fired smh.

Okay This Is Ridiculous Now

If everybody jumped off a blasted bridge, would you do it?

No right? So why the hell is everyone shaving some part of their damn heads?

See at first it was daring and cool [even though Kelis & Kesh have been holding down this spectrum for a while now] but now its annoying and no longer cute. I do, however, like Keyshia's lil red stars on the side. Gotta keep the hood glamour swag, I see you Keyshia! You still get a BOO BXTCH BOO because you stay jumping on the bandwagon honey. The only trend you started was the two toned kool aid red hair [Lawd knows there are a couple girls out there who I wish would leave that two colored weave alone!!!!].

[Kesh. Kelis. Jack Davey. are the originals]

Hell punk rockers have been shaving their heads since the crack of time, bow down to them for inspiration.

It Takes One To Know One

I saw this on MTO the yesterday and I went straight to blog about it until I fcked up my job computer -_-. Then I thought to myself 'maybe this is a sign from the Lord that I should give this foolishness the time of day'. Yeah well I'm sorry subconcious you can kiss my ass today. You know how I feel when it comes to Michael Jackson. Ask the fam, ask the friends, that man was IT for me. So to see & hear someone as horrendous as Lil Wayne popping off about him even in the smallest manner, you know I got the itch to beat him with a bat. An ugly little human [and I use that loosely] who is known for kissing his father on the lips and spreading around his sperm like it's fcking Christmas cheer should not be commenting on anyone, especially someone of Michael's stature. You need to pay that child support, stop knocking bxtches up, and get your punk ass to rehab because sipping sizzurp is not cute...but then again it is Lil Wayne. I don't know why I am shocked by this. Can I really expect anything of substance to come from Lil Wayne's mouth? His raps don't show me that I really can [need I remind you of that 'Kiss Me' song that I laughed at in a past post?]. Don't call MJ a f*g, don't call anyone a f*g. That word is hideous and I honestly hate when people say it. Uh Lil Wayne, if you plan on continuing to kiss your daddy on his mouth, I'd lay up off the accusations of homosexuality. We all know a whole legion of people think you're gay. With that face I don't think the gays want you on their side anyway. Save us all from your seeds and become asexual. Honestly I have no clue how Lauren London and Nivea can carry children belonging to this man and be proud.

Fast forward this foolishness and listen at the 2:59 mark
The Raging Impregnator utters this tom foolery:

I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a f*g.



Man!!!!!!!!

Why Are You Still Here?

There are some people who are constantly on gossip sites or on television that really have me wondering...why are you still here? You'll be sure to see some familar faces here:

Christina Milian


Every 5 minutes I see these two on a gossip site. I am tired of seeing your face Christina. At least Chicken Little [The Dream] has an album out and a hot song with Kanye West but what are you doing with your life? No clubbing, showing up at events, shopping and being glued to Chicken Little does not count. You are a singer and an actress [I use that term loosely]. Either get your ass in a studio or in a movie or get your ass out of the "lime light" because you are useless until that point. This is my belief on celebrities: unless you are singing or acting, stay your ass at home and do not emerge unless you are entertaining me. That's wtf you get paid for so do it. I get my ass up every morning for work but you do everyday shit and expect to get paid? EENK! WRONG! Get your life together heifer. Make music or disappear.

Ray-J


Don't even get me started on this one here. Brandy's little brother has been upsetting my eyes for a minute now. So you make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and all of a sudden your famous and you have money? Well then Kim K make a stop at my house next time you're in NYC. Then VH1 went and gave this fool a show so he could display his hoe tactics and debauchery for the world to see. WHY? You have no album. You are not entertaining, you're a perv. The last song you had sounded like a cat being strangled in a dark alley. Ray-J is about as useless as New Jersey. Please do me a favor and disappear.

Paris Hilton


I've been wanting to remove her useless ass since I was in 8th grade. Do I really need to rant about this first crotch? BE GONE! If only the stars knew how luck they are that they are blind. [get it her song 'stars are blind'].

Spencer & Heidi


Words cannot express the dislike I harbor for these baboons. The epitome of useless. The epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. I have never seen people so desperate for fame and all they are gaining is hate but then again...people still know them. Heidi and her cheap videos and bad songs. Spencer and his bad attitude and leprachuan lookin ass. I cannot take them and their antics. They call up God's name in vain for their stupidity. I just don't know what to say. I just need them to GO AWAY! Tie some bricks to Heidi's boobs and let her sink in the ocean. Steal Spencer's little pot of gold. Just remove them.

If Only Life Was This Easy...

As easy as your daughter woman!

So this Polish woman is suing an Egyptian hotel because apparently her daughter became impregnated by loose sperm in the hotel's swimming pool during their recent vacation. She claims that her 13 year old daughter did not have any sexual encounters with those of the opposite sex so there for the pool is to blame...

-_-

How stupid is this woman? You think your lil fast ass daughter was knocked up by a pool? If objects are giving out babies then I should have been about 5 months pregnant by my school's photography dark room at the rate sperm is going. And wouldn't the chlorine in the pool have killed this random sperm? And if there was random sperm in said pool, who did it belong to because this man has super sperm! If every teen could pull the wool over their parents' eyes like this, there wouldn't be wonderful shows like 16 & Pregnant on MTV. This is a show I'd like to see: True Life I Am Having A Baby From Random Pool Sperm. I would DVR bad boy so quick. Listen here lady, you know, I know, and your lil baby skank know very damn well that random pool sperm did not knock her up. It was some lil Egyptian boy who works at the hotel who she thought was delicious and he clearly thought she was smashable so they commenced to conceive this lil accident. The sperm came from the pool alright, THE POOL BOY!

I wish my future 13 year old would come at me with some excuse like this.
I WISH MY 13 YEAR OLD WOULD BE PREGGY AT ALL!
Oh I'ma show her ass knocked up. Knock her upside a damn wall with foot. And then I'ma tar and feather the lil fck that stuck his plug into her socket.

People...love your children. Make them watch pregnancy videos. Scare the shxt outta them like they did to me in 6th grade.

WELP! I'm gone to take a walk with Krys.
PAYCE!

AAR: Another Angry Rant

This time boys and girls it is sponsered by the great MTA of New York City. On Sunday June, 28th 2009, the MTA decided to raise its fare from $2.00 to $2.25. A measly quarter may not seem like a lot but for a New Yorker that puts you in a tough spot. Where the hell am I supposed to find this 9th quarter? That is a bag of chips, a quarter water, or a handful of candy from your local corner store. I gotta find 2 extra quarters to go and come from work [$4.50 for those who can't add]. Times is hard MTA, times is hard! But that is besides the point. My point is why should I fork over an extra 25 cents for bum ass service? Why should I find those extra quarters to stand up in the hot-African-Sahara desert-temperature turned up to hell- sun during summer or in the cold-Ice Age of Antartica type winds during winter to wait for a stupid bus? And not only is this bus late but 600 of them come at the same time!!! WHY?!?!?!? Why should I dig in my couch for those extra quarters to stand up in the hot, funky ass, bum smellin, pee drenched subway to wait for a train that never comes on time? The lady in the booth said the train would be here in 10 mins...this mofo never show up until a good 40 mins later. NOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! I REFUSE YOU AND YOUR BULL MTA! I REFUSE IT! I REBUKE THEE!!! Countless times you have made me late for work or school and you want me to give you more money? I remember when the fare was $1.50, service was good then. Then it went up to $2.00, I let that slide and service was aight. BUT NOW it's up to $2.25 and you bastards are horrible. The service is horrid! And the stations stink. And the trains are dirty. The more money we give, the lazier you get and I refuse alla dis. I'm moving damn it. I will buy a bike and ride it everywhere. I've always wondered why white folks ride their bikes everywhere and now I know: no gas and no fare. Ugh I am so over the MTA right now. Thank you for making me late to work once again and preventing me from having lunch, thank you. Friggin bastids...


Anyway I am sneaking in another post from work so I gotta dip.
PAYCE!

Jay-Z & BET Really Wanna Be Startin' Something....

As you must expect I was very disappointed with the calamity that was the BET Awards last night. I had no intentions of watching [because I don't watch BET unless The Game is showing] but since they said that the entire show will be dedicated to Michael I had to tune in. It was my duty as a Michael Jackson fan to watch it. I expected a lot. I am picky when it comes to Michael. Neyo did a good job, Jamie had me rolling with those outfits, although his jokes were distasteful at times and when Janet came out, it was a wrap for me. Unfortunately those moments only lasted a few minutes out of that 3 hours of bull. New Edition??? Really? Ciara?? SINGING?????? The hell! And do not get me started on Ving Rhames's "Guns is Michael Jackson"...-_-...I had a mind to jump through that television and beat that man with his own juice cup. GUNS??? GUNS IS MICHAEL JACKSON??? GUNS??? THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER ENGLISH!!! MY NIG [I only use this when I am angry] GUNS??? FO REAL??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! New Edition need to sit their old behinds down because that performance was pitiful and their singing abilities are lacking. Speaking of old behinds, Don Cornelius had me on the floor laughing soo hard because that old crack was struggling like no other to read that telepromter. Beyonce...I love you and all but I was watching a piece from your concert and I was bored to tears. I left the room when Monica & Keyshia cole came on. Young Money with their horrendous performance of 'Every Girl' was a huge dishonor to Michael. Every line in that damn song was bleeped so much until I just put the TV on mute thinking Chris Brown would pop out any second -_- [let's thank Jay-Z for that gem]. And who were those little girls on stage with Drake? T-pain coming on stage and snatching the award without the customary kiss & thank you was horrid. Along with the fact that he had a red cup in his hand. Keri Hilson sounded bad, real bad Michael Jackon [hehe get it!]. Overall that monstrosity of a show wasted 3 hours of my life. Poor Janet had to witness such crap. MTV please do a better job in August or whenever you do the VMAs this year because I can't with BET. I refuse them and their niggatry.

AND NOW IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! I am reading on different blogs that Jay-Z had the plugs pulled on Chris Brown's performance. If Chris Brown touched that stage he threatened to pull out of the show. Listen up here Shawn Carter, Jay-Z or whatever you wanna call yourself these days. I have lost so much respect for you if this is true. Not because I am a fan of Chris but because I am a Michael Jackson fan. Everybody knows, you and that 5 head bitch Rihanna cannot deny, that Chris is the closest person to Michael Jackson in terms of dance and things of that nature. Michael Jackson said it himself. Dead ass in my eyes everyone is the size of a green pea compared to Michael. Last night was not about Chris boxing up Little Miss Forehead. Last night was not about you and your funky ass wishes. It was about honoring and celebrating Michael. Chris and Rihanna are past their littl tiff, that is their business, it should not have to interfere with the celebration of someone's life ESPECIALLY someone as important as Michael. Michael Jackson is the reason why you [Jay-Z], Rihanna, and Chris can be played constantly on MTV. MTV had no intentions on showing our black behinds on there until Michael. HELL they didn't even wanna show him. As a Brooklynite and a HUGE Jay-Z fan I am very disappointed. Jay-Z are a grown ass man, act like it. Rihanna can handle herself. What you need to be doing is telling her that she shouldn't be doing the walk of shame from a basketball player's hotel room early in the morning. I didn't even want to see Chris [I'm lying yes I did], I just wanted to see somebody finally give Michael the justice he deserves on that rinky dink ass stage last night. For once someone has do right by Michael.

This better not be true.
Jay-Z single handedly killed what could have been an AMAZING Michael tribute all because Chris boxed up his money maker. Jay be happy she is alive and no longer bruised up because he could have honestly killed her if he wanted to. Harsh? Yes. Do I give a fck? HELL NAW because he fcked with Michael. Nobody messes with Michael. In closing, Jay-Z until you support 39 charities and receive a world record for being the most charitable celebrity like Michael Jackson, do not dare dictate who can and cannot pay tribute to Michael because Bey did not sing a Michael song, she sang boring ass AVEEEE MARIIIIIII-YAAAAA! -__________________-

I sound crazy but I don't care.
I am so passionate about Michael Jackson is scary but I believe from all the bull he has been put through on this earth by the hand of worthless human beings, he deserves nothing but the best. I only wish he was here to see just how much we love him. He knew he had dedicated fans but he needed to see just how much of a force this is.

I'm at work so I shouldn't be blogging but this had me fired up.
I gotta go.
PEACE!

Come Get Your Cousin...

Why won't this boy learn his lesson?
Who the hell keeps leaving him alone in that hallway with a mac?
Why isn't anyone watching him so he can stop further embarassment?
Since when is sexually harassing a fold up chair sexy?
Since when does he make jewlery?
And for life of me can people learn to spell when they are insulting people? Nigaz? Really? I don't condone that word, although it may slip out sometimes but dang it! Spell it right if your gonna use it in an insulting manner, sheesh!
I tell you, people just don't learn.
More laughs for you and I!

*starts singing* We gon' get it tipsy, we gon' get it tipsy...

Something Of Massive No Bueno Proportions...

My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:



Pretty Ricky is officially done!
What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:



Jay & Bey do not approve.

You're So 2000 and Late aka UGG Enough!

Sorry if I am wrong for liking the separation between public school kids and private school kids but damn it am I wrong? Being in public school until 6th grade I was the uncool kid who was friends with the popular tricks and the so called losers. When I entered private school in 7th grade I down right outcasted myself because I hated these children and I refused to end up like them. However, what I did like was that I could finally be myself. I mean I was myself in public school and where did it get me? Odd stares and not so subtle whispers which I found quite shocking seeing as half those bxtches who were popping off at the mouth were gully monsters by day and boogeymen by night, but I digress. My love for neon and "white people stuff", as they called it, was not accepted. So finally in private school not only could I branch out and be me, I discovered so much more. In 7th grade, I admit I was a Paris Hilton fan [I was stupid, 12, and The Simple Life was funny as hell]. I saw her in those Uggs and I thought they were cute, hell I still think they are cute if you have enough swag to pull it off. I asked my mom to get me Uggs and for Christmas I got my size 7, Sand colored, tall Ugg boots. I put them on instantly and wore them every chance I got. I remember I went to the mall in them and I felt the eyes of humans burning holes into me and my Uggs. Finally some fool had the courage to be like "Ma it's cold or something? Those shxts are ugly." And me being the rude little person I am, only when disrespected of course, replied with "Kiss my ass. I like them." The whispers continued "Ehhh what the hell she got on her feet. Those is ugly." *goes into rant mode* OKAY first off, if you are going to insult something that I am wear PLEASE, PLEASE have the courtesy to at least use proper english. Second, once again those speaking out of pocket were unfortunate looking looks and clothing wise. Third and finally, speak proper english when insulting me because not only do you sound like a hater [I hate that word but it applies] but you sound illiterate. Either way darling you lose. *back to the story* Fast forward to 2009: WHO IN THE HELL BROUGHT UGGS TO THE HOOD? Every foot this year has been planted in Uggs and I am utterly confused because not too long ago HELL about 5 years ago people had the nerve to look at me funny. Now I look at them funny because it's like wow, not only are fashionably late [because nobody really wears Uggs anymore] but you're a bunch of hypocrites. The sad thing is Austrailians don't even understand American facisnation with Uggs. They were Uggs to heard sheep and to take out the garbage. Hell they call them Uggs for a reason [because those fxckers are actually ugly lol]. Eh I wanted Uggs for a minute this year because they are comfy and warm as hell but I can't see myself paying $150 for a dead animal to be wrapped around my feet that will eventually get creasey and dirty. Maybe its wrong for me to generalize public school children but I feel like there is a clear difference and damn it that is what you are lol. When I wore a neon green hoodie with a green flower headband in 6th grade to spice up that drab uniform, I heard "Why you so bright for? You look like a highlighter. That flower ain't even real" People...people...fast forward to 2006-2007...neon every got daymn where. *sigh* I need to start another trend. Do my rants ever stay on point? Oh well. Serious sidetrack: You ever got the instant urge to pee as soon as someone goes into the bathroom? Like I was fine until my brother entered the bathroom and the urge to pee hit me like a damn brick. Smh @ my bladder, got no type of home training. Anyway I am done with this rant, I gotta pee. TMI? Maybe but I don't care, this is my blog.

He Must Be Smoking That La-La-La

Jigga Man...is that you?
Don't make me give you the Kanye treatment.
Haircut: Pronto!
Jeans that don't look like...that: Pron-frickin-to!
I mean I can rock with everything else but that hairline is killing me slowly like my name is Lauryn Hill. SFPL said he still has swag...swag my ass. I love you Hov, you are the King of Brooklyn and the reason why our hearts pump that Brooklyn blood so hard and so filled with pride but this right here? This right here my dude? You making our city cry mayne.

You gets one of these:

And yes I just used you and your woman against you.
It's all love Hova, its the Brooklyn way you already know. I'm just looking out for you that's all. Whoever told you this hairstyle you're rocking right now is poppin' is not your friend. Cut dem off! [your hair and that bad friend]

Slim 'no bueno' Thugg shall be back...

Fck The Police.

A couple of days ago I read about this in Allhiphop.com:

"This is getting crazy like a fox with rabies. The NYPD is at it again! WOW. If these guys were a criminal they were be like a serial offender. Sorry, good cops, but the bad apples are running things now. According to police, a pair of cops were called to help a drunk woman get home safely. Guess what happened instead? She got raped by one of the cops while the other one played lookout. YEP. How two people decide this is a good idea is beyond me. They allegedly took the woman home and laid her face down, covered in vomit and raped her. On Tuesday the coppers pleaded not guilty to rape, burglary and official misconduct. A cabbie called 911 when the drunken 27 year old couldn't get herself out of the car. They probably didn't know they were on camera. They went in the house, left. They returned 34 minutes after leaving the first time. This is when the rape allegedly occurred. These NYPD cops are staring at 25 years in jail for this."

My mother always tells me to be careful. Hell every adult I know tells me to be careful and to be aware of people, especially men on the street. Now I take heed and I am very aware of my surroundings and the humans around me. However, the type of humans I should not have to worry about are the New York City cops correct? Well apparently those who are there to protect and serve you are also there to take advantage of you when you are drunk. Now not saying I get go out and get drunk because I don't, but when you are intoxicated and the police are called to help you, they should not do such a thing. In general rape is an UNACCEPTABLE act. By all means, rapist, molesters, anyone taking advantage of someone else who is physically weaker than them deserves to die. Period. This is just on another level because this girl was drunk and someone trusted the police to help get her to safety and what did they do with this trust? They took it and basically stepped on it. They laid this girl face down, in her vomit and raped her. 25 years ain't shxt compared to what these men deserve. Life is what they need. And how much you wanna bet they are chilling on PAID suspension. Smh it's a fcked up world out there. And if they get off, HA! Mannn I will never have faith in the justice system [the faith I have now is dwindling as I type]. I wonder if this has been on the news...

Slim is too disgusted to continue a rant.
Sighh...I need a hug =/

I Refuse.

This has always been an annoyance of mine...ALWAYS! I was gonna save this rant for another time but my friend Roofie brought some foolishness to my attention.
There is no reason why my brain should hurt because you refuse to type like a normal person. This fxckery you call 'english' is not coherent. Why do you children choose to type like you have never been to school? Is it so hard to spell words correctly? Even if you don't spell it correctly, must you make it LONGER THAN IT WAS ORIGINALLY? Must you change the letter 'g' into a letter 'q' because it is cute? I am sorry but "Lauqhinq" IS NOT A WORD! Look I hate to generalize but these people are the general offenders of this tom foolery: black public school children. Now I said I will no generalize because I have seen white and hispanic children type like they have never step foot into a school before but black folks...you can't even front. Here are some examples of your niggatry:

A 20 year old girl (via Roofie):
ooooo
diisz mii bhookiie fav
sung..ummm lolsz♥♥

Now what the FXCK is a 'bhookiiee'? Since the hell when did 'diisz' mean 'this'? And slow child do you mean 'song' instead of 'sung'? I do hope so for your own sake.

Children I know:

...i fuhqksz wit...
..thts thee basicksz anythinq else youh wana know just ask for thee aim name; if your cute i'll qive it to youh;...
beN pretty for a decade n chanj
approxiametly 1 qun &+ 7 bullets

For real though...this is what's good in the hood now? Typing like you ain't got no GOT DAYMN SENSE??? If you're gonna curse at least spell it right. Last time I checked 'fuck' was four letters and never included an 'h','q', and a 'z'. 'Thats' includes an 'a' and 'you' never had an 'h'. 'Change' has a 'g' and an 'e'. You definitely meant 'approximately' boo boo and 'gun' begins with a 'G' not a 'Q'.

A child my friend knows:

Who qot the best swaqq dha uhmaziin'qq flaka
hey myspacerzxs dha name iiszx miaa n dha niick iiszx flaka.Well wahh can ii say bout mah self well iim dumb sexii lol ii love mah liife jusszx the way iiht iiszx.I am ?? yearzxs old ii waszx born 19?? n mah fav. color iiszx blue biitch lol j/p n aiim iiszx ????ask me for iiht hahahaha!Ohh n b.t.w happiily taken!bah the best.
U Look gUd In DhiS FliXk Like It gAttA Own No shaRin My Cuzo Said yah look QUd

In the words of my mother: "WAH DI ASSSSSSS?" No words. No words can express at all. Too much horrendousness for my soul. Yes I know horrendousness is not a word but damn it if this child can spell amazing as 'uhmaziin'qq, damn it anything is possible in this world.

All I have to say is:

My head hurts trying to read this.
I refuse.
The public school system has failed us. I am convinced.

And don't steal my Jay & Bey pic...I did that myself lol.

Guys Who Rock Fake Kicks...

Have small dicks.

Is There a Point...

When you just stop caring about what is going on in the world? I have stopped caring about this recession because it hasn't affected me like it has other folk. The same exact life style I have had before this recession is the very same that I have now. Money has never been my best friend but when we are together mannnn it's a wrap. If I hear one more story about the AIG bonuses I will scream. I don't care about AIG and their selfish ass bonus. Why? Because they aren't sharing their billions with me. What can I do about the corrupt world? I say banks shouldn't be bailed out anymore because they are full of bullshxt. AIG, Merrill Lynch, and Fanny Mae can all fxck off because honestly I am tired. This isn't affecting me personally but it is a fxcked up situation and I empathize with those who are affected. All of this money is given to you to help save your company and your clients and you are taking the money for yourself? Billion dollar bonuses. Million dollar bonuses. Billions in debt. Millions going broke. As for Bernie Madoff...I'd whoop his ass myself. People trust you with their money and you pocket all of it and then lose it. If I was one of his clients, I'd be in jail right now because he would be buried six feet under.

The love of money is truly the root of all evil.
Broke ass Slim is outtie..got sumptin in my eye =/

1:30 AM Thoughts...

So after that blocked phone call woke me up, I decided to stay up and watch Baldwin Hills.
I definitely missed this entire season and I'm actually glad I did [personal reasons lol]. This is the finale and I aside from my personal ish, I am really glad I missed this season because I cannot take some of these people. Like if I knew some of these people I think I would hit them.

Person #1: Tyler
Off bat she is a trifiling heifer. Bottom line. That type of girl could not be my friend and I commend Gerren for deading her.

Person #2: Justin
THIS FOOL! He sees Seiko with her fine ass boyfriend [sorry I had a moment] and now all of a sudden his stupid little feelings wanna come back. He pulls her aside and tells her how he feels after she announces that she might move in with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. He wants her to stop her life with someone who makes her very happy just because he MIGHT like her again. Meanwhile homie has Seiko's friend, Aysia, on the side chatting her up. That is selfish as all heck.

Person #3: Treason or Treson whatever the hell his name is
I just don't like him.

Welp! That's it for Baldwin Hills.

AND NOW FOR ANOTHER ANNOYANCE!

The Pope has said recently that condoms will not stop the spread the HIV/AIDS, but rather contribute to the spread of it. This is one of the very reasons why I do not mess with the Catholic church. I feel that they have a small minded outlook on the world and I cannot tolerate that. I respect certain opinions but sometimes it is straight ignorance. No condoms will not stop the spread of this std but it will help slow down and prevent the spread of it to an extent. They believe that condoms promote sexual behavior and this has to be one of the dumbest ideas ever. Humans are sexual beings. That is what we do and that is what we have sexual organs for. Fxck and have babies. Period. You are aware of your sexuality from a young age depending on your surroundings. I remember being in kindergarten knowing that sex was something that I wasn't supposed to do at my age. I didn't know what the hell it was exactly but I knew that it involved a man & a woman rubbing on each other in the nude lol. My kindergarten class swore that little Ian [he was fine as hell, we had a lil fling lol] and Stacy had sex in the bathroom because someone walked in on them half naked on top of each other. Coming to the sexual age in junior high or so, we did some shxt but condoms didn't influence us. Even now as a hormonal teenager condoms do not influence me to conduct sexual actions. It's those damn raging hormones! I personally think that television and music has something to do with teens doing sexual things these days but thats just me. However in general, condoms are not encouraging people to have sex so there is no reason the Pope should deny Africa, the continent with the highest HIV/AIDS rate, condoms for protection. Abstinence is not going to help in this case. There are a whole lot of things contribution to the spread of this disease in Africa but the knowledge and availability of condoms would sure as hell help stop it. Abstinence is just unrealistic in general. It's an utopian idea. Sure it works for some but for the majority it doesn't and in Africa, it is sure as hell not going to work. Believe what you want but I don't gel with Catholics because of beliefs like this.



Before I leave you all for the night remember: Jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat. [lmfao I love Bally Total Fitness for that slogan]

PSA

OKAY! I get annoyed very easily and there are many many things that annoy THE HELL outta me. One of them happens to be when people call me from a blocked or private number. If your bxtch ass don't want me to know the number, why call? Like honestly that shxt is mad sus and I would think by now that whoever called me would realize that I NEVER answer blocked or private calls. I have a feeling its the same person calling because it is always around this time and I never answer. So dumb muthafxcka GET A CLUE! I'm not gonna answer the phone. If I don't recognize the number, I will answer just to see who it is [it's always some random person who I gave my number to lol] but if you coming at me on some covert shxt then you might as well not call. Ugh! Nothing annoys my soul more than this foolishness. 12:30 in the got dayumn morning, I am taking a power nap and your ass calls me and wakes me up to see a blocked number. Now not only am I angry but I am confused because I am like who in the west bubblefxck is this? Some nerve. This is a warning to you all. Especially since I LURVE my ringtone; don't make this shxt regular before I have to start hulk smashing negroes.

Ugh on another note, I am currently missing the HELL out of 3 people.
One has a girlfriend but we're still cool, the other is one of my best friends [gosh I miss her!] and the other is a very good friend of mine [I'm gonna leave it at that lol].
Why Lawd whyyyyy?

Well while I am talking about myself, I might as well let the world know that I am working on a remix to 'Brooklyn Girls'. Heard the song back in December but I finally got the instrumental [limewire can be a bxtch] and I'm in the process of downloading a pc version to garageband so...cheaaaa check youtube and the bloggy for that. I'm serious y'all, my new name is gonna be Mini Minaj lmfao! Nah but I need a rapper name though. I'm thinking of just regular ole' Slim but that damn 112 man is named Slim. SMH! OHHHH wait I remember this dude tried to holler at me and called me slim goodies [-_- yeah I wanted to hit him] so I might roll with that. I can see it now 'The Slim Goodies Mixtape'. I'm serious people! Check in my presidential blog where I remixed 'My President is Black' lol. I'm taking over the world like Pinky & the Brain suckers.

Slim is feeling a little creative...*hits play on that Cool Calm Pete*

A Fresh Batch of FMLs.

ONCE AGAIN not my failures but the loses of others that I enjoy laughing at:

1)Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML [*shudder*]

2)Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML. [CTFU! LMMFBAO!!!]

3)Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML [you tight! lmao]

4)Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML [now that right there is some nxgga shxt smh]

5)Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML [this is why I refuse to fall asleep in school lol]

6)Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML [now this shxt right here, this shxt right here is some nxgga shxt]

7)Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML [say it with me: dumb..ass lol]

8)Today, I was talking to this hot girl I have dinner with every week. Lately she’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. Today she said: “The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating.” My answer was: "Aren't we?". FML [oh no i just feel bad lol]

9)Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML [BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

10)Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML [mothers are not right i swear lol]

*A STOMACH TURNING SPECIAL*

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML [*PUKE*]

and something a little extra...

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

Catcha Fire...

I read this article on lemondrop.com and it was about the state of New Jersey's Cosmetology & Hairstyling Board wanting to ban Brazilian waxes because two women ended up in the hospital after waxing injuries. Now I am all for the state trying to protect people but there is a limit. Why the hell does New Jersey need to know if women are walking around like Big Foot or like a bald eagle? Are they gonna have random searches on the side of the road like they do to bags here in New York? I can see it now:

Cop: Ma'am I'm gonna need to conduct a search of the premisses.
Woman: Um...well..uh..you see what had happened was...
Cop: Bobby, looks like we got a hairy one here. Lock her up!

What type of fxckery would that be? New Jersey if you want your females walking around starting fires with their kitty kats by all means ban Brazilian waxes BUT if you value the well being of these women...you would leave them and their privates alone. Praise the LAWD I live in New York where you can do anything you want with your body and all you will ever receive is a dirty look.

I never talk about this stuff but this made me laugh really hard lol.