The new target for the blame of global warming: Fat folks.
I know everyone who read this report laughed hard as hell because I know I did. Now not only is fatness unhealthy and unsightly, it is also environmentally hazardous. Because of all the fat people in the world, Mama Earf is dying a slow, painful death. They blame fat people for everything nowadays. Well the report said that fat people cause more food production, which is a major contributor to CO2 emissions, and then they drive to get the food which is more CO2 emissions that warm the planet. Each fat person is apparently responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a skinny one. Due to the fatness of humans, an extra billion tons of CO2 a year is created, according to the World Health Organization estimates. So all in all, fat people are responsible for melting the polar ice caps, hot weather, raising sea levels, and dying rain forests. Just because you fat doesn't mean since you're going down you gotta take the whole fkn Titanic with you.
I know everyone who read this report laughed hard as hell because I know I did. Now not only is fatness unhealthy and unsightly, it is also environmentally hazardous. Because of all the fat people in the world, Mama Earf is dying a slow, painful death. They blame fat people for everything nowadays. Well the report said that fat people cause more food production, which is a major contributor to CO2 emissions, and then they drive to get the food which is more CO2 emissions that warm the planet. Each fat person is apparently responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a skinny one. Due to the fatness of humans, an extra billion tons of CO2 a year is created, according to the World Health Organization estimates. So all in all, fat people are responsible for melting the polar ice caps, hot weather, raising sea levels, and dying rain forests. Just because you fat doesn't mean since you're going down you gotta take the whole fkn Titanic with you.
THANK YOU FAT PEOPLE!
Lmfao nahh I don't dislike fat people, I just don't understand em [is that just as bad?]
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