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WHY WON'T THIS ECONOMY LET ME BE GREAT?!?!

So my internship is up this week and I am officially back on the broke trail. I like to survive during the school year and by survive i mean eating during and after school hours and shopping. I can always dupe a boy into paying for a movie or some shxt of that nature but shopping I cannot [boys are getting smart]. Food quite possibly, but shopping never. Jimmy Choo is teaming up with H&M and the Jordan brand is re-releasing the Space Jam 11s, both of which occur in November. I can definitely refrain from shopping because I have enough clothes and shoes to last me but those two things are golden. When the hell am I ever going to be able to afford Jimmy Choo??? When I am in my 30s, quite possibly my 20s [if I strike gold]. Anyway as a shopper and a sneakerhead those two events are vital to my survival. Off the materialisitc tip, my mother will not be working for about 3 months due to the fact that she is popping out the latest addition to the family in 27 days. I don't want to have to bother her for cash, I would prefer to give it to her quite frankly. I want to take care of my momma. However due to this economy, big over grown adults are taking my spot in areas of jobs that were once dominated by the 17-18 year old crowd. Target rejected me so this just upsets my ass. I have many stores left on my list. I also have someone in Prep working on something for me and if push comes to shove I will ask my school to help me out. They know my situation and I refuse to be put under a rug. My last resort is McDonalds. I have respect for Mickey Ds no doubt but no tea no shade...come on now. Grease and smelling like I've been sleeping in a bed of beef and fried goods. I'm not trying to smell like a Klump everyday. And all those oils are bad for your skin. *sigh* after receiving my swift rejection notice from the Target at Flatbush Junction, I'll just wait and see if Atlantic will shout me a holler. If not, back to pounding the pavement. I just want to keep building on my bank account. I want to see it stacked. I have over a grand but I want more so I can feel secure. I need a new job. *audible sigh*

I think I have a fear of being broke =/

*sings* I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes, more clothes, I suppose. I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful...


I had to tweak those lyrics, nobody is doing hoes this year. Time for relationships people! Since I've been in HS there has been nothing but hooking up and hoeness occuring. I'm tired of you nasty ass teenagers. We are now seniors, grow the fck up. Debauchery will return in college but damn have self respect in your last year of being a kid. Hell in college it is worse because these are people you don't know well and it's like playing Russian roulette with all these subtle stds and shxt. Hard On Hoes 09! It's a movement. Smh I just hurt myself on the damn printer. I simply cannot with this place. OMG one of my attorneys is eating this yummy sandwich. It smell sooo good. Sorry for that lil rant/tangent at the end, I had a Kanye DIVA moment but it's okay because this is my blog whatever I do/say here is law and damn sure normal in my world.

Ear Candy: Drake & Trey Trey Want To Be Successful

Got this via Twitter [yes I hate that bullshit but when you're bored at work and your job is trying to block blogger, trust me it helps] from Miss B. Scott. So you know I had to post it here! If this post goes through it'll be a miracle because work has been doing me dirty as of late, hence this long ass dry spell of not sneaking in posts at work! SMH! The fxckery! Anyway, I like the use of lights and shadows in this video. Very simple and calm like the beat. I also love Trey's verse on this. His flow and pitches were on point, everything was good. His voice is really coming along. After listening to his mixtapes I can honestly say that Trey is underestimated and truly deserves more shine. Who knows, since my main boo Chris Breezy is on cruise mode this VA boy can get a lil sunlight. Gon' head Trey Trey! Cop his album Ready which is in stores TODAY! He will also be in Brooklyn tomorrow. So sad I can't go but all you other fans have a fun time. Shoo...Trey is about to be my boyfriend #2...

Slim Thuggin is outtttt

Foot Candy: Camilla Skovgaard Edition

If you want a sexy stiletto heel but don't want the pain that accompanies it, then these babies are for you. These Camilla Skovgaard strappy satin chain embellished wonders are not only stylish but functional with the rubber grips on the sole. Available on net-a-porter.com. Cop you some. I'd cop but this year of school is not for me to gallivant in sexy heels, it's college time!

Why you ask?
'Cause the Skinny Bxtch Said So.
And what this bxtch says is law!
oh I crack myself up.

I Was Thinking...

That I should start to do outfit posts once the school year begins or whenever the hell I find my camera. I have enough clothes to wear something different everday of my life so why not share it with you all? I have a great sense of fashion and I wear whatever the hell I please so I know you will all enjoy my fashions [as Dwight from the Real Housewives of ATL would say]. Some outfits are so lovely that they must be captures on memory chip so I shall start now!

Sidetrack: So this morning I bop out my house in this nice fitted yellow dress that I bought in Soho. I've worn it twice before and it has garnered multiple compliments. I come down my steps all cute and then a woman says 'Hey!'. Me being who I am thought she was gonna ask me where I got my dress. No ma'am no no no. She proceeded to tell me that the zipper spoiled and that my back was all out. Do you see the fxckery that crosses my path every-damn-day? As I am typing behind this blasted desk I have a cardigan on while my whole back is out. I haven't seen my friends yet so I will wait until lunch to fix this issue. Oh life why?

Sidetrack pt. 2: I saw the Michael Jackson GQ cover yesterday and I was like wow that cover is goregous and me being the Michael person I am was about to cop but I had to go back to work. It just so happens that when I checked bossip last night for my daily dose of celebrity foolishness that I see that Jermaine Dupri spoke out about the cover:

HOT COVER WACK ASS TITLE. SEE THIS IS THE SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF PEOPLE WANNA USE THIS MAN TO MAKE THEM MONEY BUT CONTINUE TO THROW LIL SNEAK DISSES. AS FAR AS ANY FAN WOULD SAY, HE WAS COOL HIS WHOLE LIFE. I SAY THAT BECAUSE THE FANS ARE THE ONES THAT’S GONNA MAKE THIS COVER SELL 3 TIMES MORE MAGAZINES THAN THE LAST ONE SO WHY TITLE IT THIS?

And I have to say the lil homie is right because if I didn't have to go back to work I would have bought the magazine. I did not see the 'When Michael Was Cool' title but that shxt is most defintely foul and GQ loses mad points for their sly assholeishness [ass-hole-ish-ness yes it is a word in my world]. I've done many Michael rants on here so I'm not gonna weigh you down with more...until next time.

And did Omarion really get dropped from Young Money already? Damn son tough break. Shoulda stayed on your Ps & Qs. I like Omarion too you know...

Be There Or Be Lame

Via Bossip:

Director Spike Lee has planned a birthday celebration for the king of pop in Brooklyn, NY.

The celebration will take place on August 29th at Fort Greene Park from noon till 5PM. August 29th will also be the day that the Jackson family will finally lay Michael to rest as well.

So you already know I will be in attendence right? I have my brand new Michael Jackson shirt ready to go. I'm about to cop that red leather jacket from h&m. Beat It much? Hehe you think this is a game. Oh no siree bob this is serious business. It would be an abomination if I didn't go to Michael's celebration.

Dueces from work, these attorneys are riding my ass.

Ear Candy: Fefe Dobson

Fefe is back with an independent album this year titled 'Joy'. Her new video contains two songs 'I Want You' and 'Watch Me Move'. This chick was my idol next to Kurt Cobain in junior high school so I am feeling quite peachy about her return.

My Love Has Returned!

As you all know America's Best Dance Crew started last week and so far I am having a hard time choosing favorites. I live for this show so you know my happy level is ridiculous. Of course the crews from NYC are my faves especially Vogue Evolution because I LOVEEEEE me some gays. Yes yes they are fierce beyond belief and they gave me life on that stage like no other. My zest meter was off the chains with them in their lil American Apparel jackets. Sidetrack: No lie I was googling the Balls that the different houses in NYC throw and I could not find any at all. I did, however, find a website with the listing of every house so I love that. I know that they hold balls at the Roseland Ballroom but anywhere and any time somebody hears of a ball PLEASE TELL ME! I really want to go. I am so serious when I say in my next life I will be gay man or a drag queen. Speaking of a gay man, did you guys see the spectacle that was Dwight's birthday party on The Real Housewives of ATL? Gosh I am so off topic right now but I get so excited when it comes to gay people. I really do love them. ANYWHO! This week on ABDC is Beyonce Week [YASSS!] and I am very excited. I love Beyonce and her songs are very dance friendly so I simply cannot wait to see what these crews pull out. Here is the listing:

Here’s what you can be on the lookout for this week:

RHYTHM CITY “Sweet Dreams” – Must update “the Charleston,” which is featured in the video.

WE ARE HEROES “Single Ladies” – Take the section of the video known as “the wind” and blow us away with their own version.

ARTISTRY IN MOTION “Diva” – Perform with chains incorporating the entire crew.

VOGUE EVOLUTION “Deja Vu” – Perform African-style dancing within their routine.

AFROBORIKE “Beautiful Liar” – Work exotic Shakira-like moves into the routine.

MASSIVE MONKEES “Work It Out” – Dance with hula hoops without accidentally dropping them.

SOUTHERN MOVEMENT “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” – Bust out all the moves from the video with new creativity.

BEAT YA FEET KINGS “Crazy In Love” – ‘Booty Pop’ with never-before-seen flare.

“America’s Best Dance Crew” airs Sundays at 9pm ET/PT on MTV.

I think Vogue Evolution should have gotten 'Single Ladies' but maybe that's a little too at home for them since Bey does vogue in the video. Oh hell 'Diva' woulda been good too! Either way I am very excited. This season is amazing.

Ear Candy: Chris Breezy!

I like this song a lot. Hmmm I definitely have to download this.
I say shut up about this whole beating up Rihanna thing because she is clearly over it and so the hell am I SO bring on the good music! I'm tired of this swag surfin bull on the radio. Rihanna pop me an album, C.B pop me an album. I'll be gravy.



Sidetrack: Chris...what in the blue hell are you wearing? The socks pulled up to high heavens. Those shorts hanging lower than an orangatang's tatas. The hoodie is a lil colorful but I'm all for the rainbow so I can dig it. Those ked or vans do not match and that hat must go. And why does your face looks like a sad, homeless puppy? I mean I'd look like that too if my outfit was just as horrendous. I laughed real loud when I saw this picture. Dear Lawd never again Chris. People stop having laugh out loud in the work place, you will get me fired smh.

Fashion Fest: Something Lite

Okay seeing as I cannot save pictures on the computer at work [which is where I spend most of my time for the past 3 months] I uploaded these last night from my computer before falling out into deep slumber. I'd like to thank HS for these pictures, let my fashion fest begin!

First on deck: Dominic Jones' Leather Gloves

As you can probably tell by now, these are not ordinary gloves. These leather gloves are by London based Dominic Jones with attached gold nails. I've seen many leather gloves, some dull, some cute but these right here are magnificent. I would buy these in a heartbeat and live with them permanently attached to my hands. Simply AMAZING! I can see Rihanna [*side eye*] in these but I'd rock them better =X

Next up to bat: Novella Royale ‘Mister’ Bag

The LA based Novalla Royale creates luxury bags where the leather from each bag is hand cut from vintage jackets, making each piece a one-of-a-kind in color, distressing and seaming. Not only is this earth friendly but it also allows the bags to be extremely soft and unique. How many people can say a leather jacket was converted to bag? The Mister [an instant favorite of mine] is a mini duffel with big gold or black grommets. The black on black Mister [not pictured here] is my favorite, then comes the brown/gold and the white/black. Another timeless item that could be used year round but they are expensive. http://www.novellaroyale.com/ Get aquainted =]

#3 Stylestalker Studded Skirt
Not much to be said about this skirt. It is fitted, the studs add a great high fashion touch, and there is really nothing like a high waisted skirt. Available on http://www.pixiemarket.com/ feel free to click!

Jean Paul Gaultier launched his first winter collection for kids ages 2-16 called Junior Jean Paul Gaultier. This line is inspired by his classic creations from the 80s, bringing back the beret and leaopard prints. Jeez what I would do to be a rich kid in Paris right now...

Last but surely not least: Diesel Glows In The Dark

Diesel launches a capsule collection of ” glow in the dark” accessories and denim for Fall 2009. I love to stand out so even though all I see are pictures of male items, best believe male or female I will be copping. This idea is pretty sick. I'M READY!

Welp! Until something else catches my eye or annoys me, payce =]

Okay This Is Ridiculous Now

If everybody jumped off a blasted bridge, would you do it?

No right? So why the hell is everyone shaving some part of their damn heads?

See at first it was daring and cool [even though Kelis & Kesh have been holding down this spectrum for a while now] but now its annoying and no longer cute. I do, however, like Keyshia's lil red stars on the side. Gotta keep the hood glamour swag, I see you Keyshia! You still get a BOO BXTCH BOO because you stay jumping on the bandwagon honey. The only trend you started was the two toned kool aid red hair [Lawd knows there are a couple girls out there who I wish would leave that two colored weave alone!!!!].

[Kesh. Kelis. Jack Davey. are the originals]

Hell punk rockers have been shaving their heads since the crack of time, bow down to them for inspiration.

Go Directly To Jail

I simply cannot with Solange and this outfit. Nothing about this is okay. I feel like she should have worn a different top with such a petite and layered skirt. It bothers me to see tiny pieces of the top hanging at the bottom from under the skirt. Or maybe she should have chosen a different bottom because to be honest I am not a fan of the skirt. That top with a pair of crazy leggings or shorts would have been great with the right accessories. Also her stance in the photo doesn’t help at all. She looks like a skinny shy child who doesn't know what to do with their arms. Those shoes are creative though. They seem to have a half ankle boot half t-strap thing going on, however, she still gets no love from me. [Update: those shoes are right off the runway from Moschino's Cheap & Chic line, Gon' Head Solo]. I love Solo I really do but this outfit made me say 'What in God's name?!?!?' out loud in my work place and that ain't proper.



Close up Solo looks gorgeous and I like her with the short cut. Her neck looks longer and she has a model appeal. Also the hot pink lipstick looks lovely against her skin tone.

Down With The MOB...

Our favorite Sweet Sixteener is the new face of Married To The Mob for their fall 09 line. Sure Teyana doesn't have any singles out and she garners a good handful of hate from people [let go of your feelings from her sweet 16 episode people!] but you cannot deny the moves this chick is making. She is almost at every hot party, she gets free clothes, she is making money, her connections are off the charts, and best of all she is the new face of MTTM. I mean I couldn't ask for more honestly.

I am super excited for the fall line of MTTM. I see lots of things that I would love to purchase and probably will much to my mother's displeasure. I remember the first MTTM shirt I bought, she yelled at me and made me return it because I paid $40 for it. Yes maybe that is a bit much but damn it I wanted that shirt and MTTM is a personal line so the prices will be steep. Oh well get it how you can. Hide your purchases from your parents for your own sake. *flash back to the OUTRAGEOUS lips shirt* *audible sigh*. ANYWHO the collection is dubbed Smells Like Teen Spirit [extra kudos for the usage of a Nirvana song, my favorite band] and it contains the usual t-shirts, hoodies, dresses, denim and outwear. It is said to be inspired by living downtown in NYC and having to rush around for school the only way a New Yorker can and such. I would post the lil paragraph I found but I'm not sure where exactly it is from [my job has limited my internet surfing] so I'll leave that alone. Just in time for back to school and as I said before I will be copping whether or not the parental likes it. It's senior year, I have to be decked out in the best and Married To The Mob is nothing less.

Great Weekend Until..Now -_-

Last night I went to a POPPIN! party with my homies from school. Saw mad familiar faces and got it in a major way. Even had my life violated twice without permission [I hate daggering -_-]. I bagged two biddies, gonna keep them around as friends because they do come in useful if my other friends flake on me or have to deal with the rents. Overall it was a definite improvement from other parties and something that I really needed. I haven't gotten it in to that extent since July 3rd. So I am getting ready for another party tonight [which is gauranteed to continue the poppage of my weekend] and I see that my armpits have sprouted a bit of hair. I get the Veet and get to business on one pit and begin on the other. After a few seconds my right armpit begins to burn like a bxtch. I'm like WTF is going on!?!? This is madness carrying in my armpit! The burning was killing me so I go wash that shxt off with the quickness. Then after I wash it off the burning continues so I take a wet piece of paper towel and stick it under my arm. The burning persist. Alright by this time I am confuzzled as a mug and in serious pain. I look under my pits to see if I got an allergic reaction and I see a line that glistened as if there was blood. I take a closer look and came to the conclusion that THE VEET BURNED A BIT OF SKIN OFF MY PIT! Ohhhhhh my lawd there are like 2 or 3 tiny areas [that no one could see unless they were sleeping in my pits] where there is no skin. *sad face* Ugh well I'm off to this party now. I'm so burned out from last night so my dancing probably won't be on point and I will be tired as hell and in even more pain. I think I'm over the party lifestyle. I hate seeing the same faces over and over.

Don't You Hate...

Don't you hate when people call a number, you tell them it is wrong and they have the nerve to argue? YOU got it wrong, not me! I didn't call anybody, you called my phone so don't yell at me talking about "Well Malcolm gave me this number!" Malcolm coulda gave you an STD, I don't give a fck. Bottom line is you got the wrong number so hang up or shut up. I hate people.

Don't you hate when people make assumptions about one group of people? Essence is guilty of that in my opinion. They have an article wondering and analyzing why black women hate on each other and white women compliment each other. Pause a million right there. It is in a woman's nature to hate and be envious of another because some bxtch always got what you want. You may think Lauren London is perfect but trust she is hating on somebody else for something they may have that she wants. There is no racial divide in this. White women 'hate' as much as black women, it's just not as obvious and brought because there is a stereotype of the coveting, angry black woman with attitude. I've heard white chicks go harder on another white female than me on another black female. I tell my friends all the time they look cute [when they do] and I do agree that sometimes white girls be lil too happy in those facebook picture comments, "Girl you look gorgeous" but I'm sitting here thinking no she looks like a boogawoof. But I have heard them 'hate' on females. Hey you call it hate, I call it honesty. You look a hot, boiling mess, then that is what you are. If you look cute, I will give props where they are due. This is the mentality of all females, not just black ones. Essence as a magazine for black women, I'm gonna need you to get your shxt together because I do not co-sign this what-so-ever. Shooo the only I covet is somebody with hips and ass 'cause Lawd knows I had some on my Christmas list since JHS.

Don't you hate people who say one thing but go and do the other? Oh yes Pastor Masen...what type of pastor are you if you preaching the word of the Lord but you back in the rap game with Satan himself [Diddy -_-]. You can't just backslide like that and think its okay. God doesn't always forgive, let's keep that in mind when you think you can just jump back into the thresh of the Lord when this doesn't work out [which it won't with Judas hanging on your hip].

This was just a quick rant at work.
I'll finish it later.

Boredom At The Work Place

What time is it ? : 4:16 pm
How old are you : 17
When where you born ? : Jan. 23rd, 1992
Eye color?: Brown

Hair Color? : Brownish black

how many times a day do you brush your teeth?: 2 times

Are you the only child? : Nope, middle child ftw!

What color socks are you wearing ?: No socks, I'm on my grown lady shxt in nude pumps =]

Do you shower daily? : Yes! That is a serious must

Where did your first kiss happen?: Behind the couch hehe

Favorite drink: Pineapple soda

Do you drink?: I sip

Do you smoke? : Nope ; I gots asthma =]

What are you wearing right now?: An American Apparel mini skirt, striped H&M t-shirt, Steve Madden nude colored pumps, and an Old Navy cardigan.

What is the date today? : August 5th, 2009

Favorite Color?: Purple Mountains Majesty
Most Missed memorie: The 90s [sidetrack who the hell made this survey, it is MEMORY! not no damn 'ie' smh]
right or left handed?: Righty for Lifey [lame I know]

converse or nike shoes: Both

computers or videogames?: Both

favorite class: History

favorite website : youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

do you have a license?: Soon

do you like your picture taken?: When I'm looking proper yes, when I am a hot ass mess hellll no

favorite smell : New carpet smell = life

white socks or colored socks?: Colored

favorite meal?: Too many to choose from but I love fish, shrimp, chicken, pasta, and pork.

Last person you talked to ?: [phone]: Mommy [text]: Daeshawn or Asha, they are texting me at the same time and I just cleared my boxes

Last person you got mad at?: Daeshawn

ever put tin foil on your teeth and pretend that they were grills?: I did it when I was 7 because I thought braces were cool lol.

do you like going to the movies?: Only with my friends or a cute boy

do you have a job?: Yes sir! I'm there right now. I'm a secretary.

have you been in love : In love with myself

who is your crush?: Celebrity crushes-Chris Brown & James Franco; Regular crush-Take a wild guess

are your parents still married?: Never were

eyeliner or mascara?: Eyeliner because I have almond eyes

what color are you nails right now if painted?: Black >=]

biggest mistake recently : I don't know if I should call it a mistake but I'm about to make a few this weekend

do your own laundry?: Yes ma'am

If you could be anything in the world what would it be?: A singer [Man I wish I could l could sing =/]

Do you talk in your sleep?: Yes, I also sleepwalk.

favorite fast food place?: The chinese store lol

action or love movies: Action

do you read?: Since I was 3

Favorite breakfast food?: Cornmeal porridge

do you think that the world is coming to its end soon like in the next 20 years?:
I'll leave that decision in the hands of God

what are you listening to right now : Doors close and attorneys on the phone

what is your favorite season?: Summer

Favorite holiday?: Christmas

do you celibrate your birthday?: Why wouldn't I? It is the day greatness was born! [Yo celibrate? Really? Go directly to school. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200]

Where did you get your name from ?: My mother made it up after being told that in America you have to name your child right away.

What is your name ?: Slim Thugg [you really think I'm gonna tell you my name?]

Ear Candy: Milk + Honey [Yum]

Goapele is releasing her third studio album, Milk & Honey, in early 2010 courtesy of Skyblaze Recordings. This single was leaked in early July and the official video was released yesterday. I love Goapele, I think her voice is amazing and this is definitely something different from her normal style [however I do bangs wit it, so carry on!]. This song is more seductive, sexy, and definitely appealing to todays crowd especially with that beat. Nice to hear something new after she left us for 4 years [=/]. She is currently recording her album in her hometown of Oakland and Kanye will be producing a track or two so I am definitely hyped to hear what he cooks up. Mmmm Kanye's production + Goapele's voice = instant crack. I'm excited! Well peep the video for 'Milk & Honey'.

Milk and Honey - Goapele from goapele on Vimeo.