My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:
Pretty Ricky is officially done! What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:
If you haven't noticed I don't really mess with mainstream rap unless it's Kanye West, Jay-Z, Jadakiss, Cassidy, and a few others. Curt@!n$ is one of the greatest and freshest rappers I have heard in a long time along with some other underground artists. I never share my music ['cause I'm stingy like that] but this song is a must for everyone to here especially black folks. It debuted today on MTV U so I know tons of college kids and those lucky suckers with Verzion Fios saw it if they were watching. The message and video are clear and it's something that we all need to take heed of. So here is 'Black Folks' by Curt@!n$:
So school is coming to an end in a couple of days and the amount of joy I feel cannot be contained [woo hoo]. Aside from the little black hole I like to call BFS, there is a whole lot of things going on in the world and hell why not ponder about them! I mean school is almost over, why fuss and fight? Let's focus on more important things like celebrities *insert big scary smile here*.
Celebrity #1: Rihanna Lil Miss Punching Bag has been all over the damn place lately. See just when I started to like her again it all just goes back to the old days aka the "Rihanna must go away" days. Everywhere I look, I see her. Now it is nice that you are able to get out in the real world again after getting knocked down like Keri Hilson but damn it must you be everywhere??? Poor Bobby Brown...ahem sorry Chris Brown is still in hiding. What about him darling? Must he see you parading around the place looking all types of good? AND THEN rumors of Rihanna and Drake hooking up are floating around. That right there is the final straw for me. You leave Drake alone missy! First you sunk your claws into Chris and look where he ended up. Now you going after Jimmy?!?!?! Mmmmhmmm. You think you slick huh? Take down all the high yella boys teen girls been lusting over for years. Watch Drake, you get too close she gonna have your ass deported back to Canada when she done with you. Well this entire post cannot be mean to Rihanna. I may not like her too much but I do enjoy her stylist. Whoever the hell her stylist is...brayvo because what I see in my head and cannot afford is exactly what you put on that girl. I do have one request though...someone give that girl back her accent. I enjoyed the bajan twang she had going. Nah but for real though I am tired of seeing her all over the place.
In case you haven't noticed this entire post was made out of boredom and annoyance. It will most likely be deleted later on anyway. WELP! I'm out.
Congrats to Chris Brown winning BMI Songwriter of the Year Award. It's some happiness to the poor boy's life.
Charles Hamilton isn't my most favorite person in the entire world. His voice is annoying and he is funny looking but I do like some of his songs. I'm not even gonna lie, if 'Brooklyn Girls' didn't utter the line "Damn sure ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl" and had a nice beat I woulda passed that shxt straight. I do fxcks with 'Pure Imagination', 'Rockstar Girl', and a few of his other tracks but back to the topic. This shxt right here, this shxt right here is the funniest thing I have seen ALLLLLLLLLL day. Like literally it made me give a Flavor Flav 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW'. See what happens when you get really outta pocket and disrespectful...
See Charlie Ham you should have known better than to fxck with a Brooklyn girl. You rub us the wrong way, we will rock ya jaw. And yes that's a warning.
*disclaimer* I don't know where the hell she is from but she sound a lil Harlemish or South Side Jamaica Queensish [you know they talk funny out in those parts].
So the Stephen Sprouse x Louis Vuitton Collection has been out for a hot minute now. I refused to cover it because every blog on the earth did especially when that skateboard base avec Louis V case appeared. This is my favorite collabo aside from the Murakami collabo, from 2004 I believe, with Louis Vuitton and I admit I am obsessed with it. Neon graffitti and designer monograms are so Slim [street with a glamourous twist I like to say] and so that is why my official fashion goal for the summer of 2009 is....drum roll please...THE STEPHEN SPROUSE X LOUIS VUITTON SPEEDY 30 PURSE!!! I've wanted a Louis purse since 7th grade and I think it's bout time I get one. Only issue...I don't know how much I will make over the summer to afford this before it's discontinued. Wanna know the price? Hold on to your seats kids. The Speedy 30 from the Stephen Sprouse collection is $1,180 *winces* ugh I envy the rich and simple. But I love this purse and damn it I want it! And the ads are just sick. I need to do a photoshoot like this one day. Glowing neon, topless, and designer = straight heaven. I'm skinny, I'm cute, I can be a model damn it!
I just like these rings. Pointlessly expenisve... The Speedy 30 in pink & green. The orange seemed too dull on the website =/
And you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent, ya dig -_- Well since I am a soon to be working woman [June 15th folks!] I needs me some new sunglasses or as the Vincys call em 'darkers'. I have this lovely pair of aviators from H&M that are cutting it but these babies...these right here look like they should be sitting atop my nasal cavity and shading my eyes from that damn sun. Now before some of you go crazy and purchase these, please know that certain sunglasses aren't made for all shapes of head. I, myself, need to go check these out because I have a small, narrow head with a bit of cheeks lol. If these don't look good on me I will be heartbroken =/. So Claw Money and Sunglasses Hut are teaming up to create these gems. They come in three colors: purple, pink, and turqouise/light blue. I am fond of all 3 and if I could afford em I shall cop all! They are limited edition so snatch while you can =].
WELL WELL WELL, I was tired as soon as I got to school yesterday. Apparently I looked real bad because my advisor told me as soon as he saw me "You look really tired and worn out". Chea! Ya think?!?! Junior year has been nothing but hell on some seriousness BUTTT EN-TEE-WAYS! All day I had been having problems breathing but near the end of the day it was so bad that I could hardly go up the stairs and I couldn't speak without gasping for air after gasping for air after two words. My friend, David, walked me to bio and helped me in the elevator for my last period french class. He told me to go to the nurse but me being the stubborn human being I am said no and hauled myself to french class. In the middle of french my teacher asked me if I was okay. I definitely wasn't because my chest we tightening and I couldn't stay up. I told her I think my asthma is coming back and I hauled myself out of the classroom. I saw two of my classmates in the hallway and laid down next to them. I immediately fell asleep and then woke up 5 minutes later and went to the dean because I really felt like dying. As soon as I got to her office she told me to sit down and she called the nurse. The nurse came, made me drink mad water, and then had me do a breathing test. Out of my normal 450, I only shot up to 55. They called my mom to see if she can get to me with some medicine but she was too far away and wouldn't get to me on time. Plan B: call the ambulance. The paramedics came, hooked me up to the nebulizer and some wire thingy from my wrists and chest. Madness. The gorgeous female paramedic [smh @ thinking she was gorgeous though I could hardly breathe to save my life] said that I shouldn't play with my lungs because if I waited any longer I could have needed CPR. They then strapped me into this wheelchair thingy and wheeled me out the building. As they rolled me out of the elevator I see the Lone Harlemite, Amaris, and Ashbash lined up by the entrance with sad faces. I wanted to laugh so hard because the situation never seemed that serious to me and they were looking like sad puppies. It's weird that I could have died but the entire situation was hilarious; I wanted to laugh but my lungs wouldn't permit me -_-. Sooo they wheel me down Jay Street. People looking at me like "Awww poor thing bout to die" and Ismaelly [lil freshman who I adore] is like " GIRLLLL! You got asthma too! I hope you feel better!" Too funny. They stick me in the back of the ambulance with the dean and turn on the siren. *side track* HOW G AM I? I GOT THE SIREN BXTCHES! HAHA! We driving down the street and homie in the driver's seat clicks on that siren. Gased much! *back to real world*. Yeah so we get to Long Island College Hospital aka LICH and they register me [which was fairly easy because I was born there] and gave me around 8 or 9 asthma treatments. That nebulizer was my best friend on Friday man. The nurse was really funny and my doctor was possibly gay but he was cute. They gave me this nasty red medicine that coated my mouth and refused to give me water -_-. Soon my pops strolled in [I was crazyyy shocked and scared because my dean was there. Can you say financial aid fck up? CHEA!]. She left moments after and I chilled with the padre until the madre popped in. They both chilled with me and my dad left after a good while. It was nice seeing him. Then my mom stayed with me and both her & the nurse cracked on me. She got some nerve seeing as I got my asthma from her side of the fam -_-. Then my auntie came and I was released pretty late with 4 prescriptions of asthma stuff. My aunt bought me shrimp dumplings and snacks and we came home. I love the folks at LICH. Greatest hospital ever. My fam = the greatest ever. Minus the fact that the whole of St. Vincent thinks I'm dying lol. This was my first full blown asthma attack since I was 4 and man I never wanna have one again. My poor lil lungs were struggling. Now everyone is yelling at me to be careful. BLAME THE ALLERGIES!
Blame it on the trees. Make you wanna sneeze. Blame it on the pollen. Got your lungs swollen. Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-allergies. A Slim Thugg Original ^^^
*sigh* my poor kids might have asthma, hope they never have to go through anything like this. Although it was fun as all hell minus the almost dying part.
I wanted a purple one. Once again I was stuck with a blue one -_-
Known fact that I love me some Asian guys, yes yes correct? Good! I just thought this video was cute and decided to post it because 1) homie in the vid is cute, 2) his theory is something to be discussed and 3)I love seeing black females with asian guys because it's something you see but not like everyday. His wife is black and he is Chinese [cute ass Chinese boy]. I know of some Asian dudes who date nothing but Black chicks but they are all taken so you single chocolate loving Asian friends...Ima need y'all to give a sister a call, send be a text, SOMETHING LOL. My reason for liking Asians is not from his theory, mine stems from influence and just straight up being open minded. As long as you're cute and I like your personality, we can chill. Period. However, my family has this Asian thing lol. My mother LOVESSSS Asian guys. She has always said if she didn't meet my father I would have been half Asian. I never quite knew how to take that but anyway my brothers are into Asian girls and I am into Asian guys. It seems to be a personality trait or something. On my behalf I could say that I may have been influenced by my mother [because she has been drooling over Jet Li for since I could remember] but my brothers did not grow up with my mom until their junior high years. So as I grew up hearing this 'that's one sexy Asian' I began to look and see damn...they really are sexy. My crush in junior high was this Japanese kid who was almost blacker than me lol. I went into my rock phase but he kept me on my hood side whenever I chilled with him. *sigh* those were the days. What I need to do is go over to Canarsie High School. They have a good chunk of cute Asians. Oh and so does Brooklyn Tech. SMH @ me sounding like a fiend but I have been with black, hispanic, and white but never an Asian. Eh I'm rambling at this point but this is my blog so who cares [surly not I].
Question: Why every time I say I like Asian guys to Black dudes they wanna throw the "they have small penises" line at me? The fck you doing looking at other men's private areas? How do you know Asians are lacking in the package? Just like there are Black dudes trolling around with little vienna sauages, there are Asians with that good peen. And besides, it's not the size of the friend, it's how you use him =x. [LMFAO @ me sounding like a sex queen but damn it's 3 am and my brain isn't right at the moment]. And why is it okay for you [black male] to date outside of the race but the minute a black female tries/wants to you get all up in arms? SMH @ the foolishness.
Now to the theory of the cute asian in this vid! He may have something there. Asian guys are constantly baraded by Asian chicks with insults about how they aren't as good as White men. Black females...gosh we just have it hard. Not only do we have other races telling us that our big lips, hips, butts, hair, and skin is good for nothing except maybe being a video model in some raunchy hip-hop video, we have men in our own race downing us. How many of us have heard that we aren't as good as the light skinned girl? How many of us have seen them drool over the lil hispanic girls? Half of of the females that I see getting snatched up by black dudes deserve to be snatched up by bear traps because they look busted. What do us good looking females have to do now? Go outside the race. Asian guys, your fems say you aren't worthy, come on over here. We have all seen blasian kids, we know black females and asian males can produce some beauties so why be so hesitant? I say join forces and take over the world.
Slim is now accepting boyfriend applications from the Asian community. I mean I have been doing so since I spotted Jet Li in "Romeo Must Die" [always thought he was fine] but I am a teen now, I need to explore and I've seen the Asians of my generation [they are going hard man]. Yo am I the only one who thought Trunks from Dragon Ball Z was fine?
Sorry if I am wrong for liking the separation between public school kids and private school kids but damn it am I wrong? Being in public school until 6th grade I was the uncool kid who was friends with the popular tricks and the so called losers. When I entered private school in 7th grade I down right outcasted myself because I hated these children and I refused to end up like them. However, what I did like was that I could finally be myself. I mean I was myself in public school and where did it get me? Odd stares and not so subtle whispers which I found quite shocking seeing as half those bxtches who were popping off at the mouth were gully monsters by day and boogeymen by night, but I digress. My love for neon and "white people stuff", as they called it, was not accepted. So finally in private school not only could I branch out and be me, I discovered so much more. In 7th grade, I admit I was a Paris Hilton fan [I was stupid, 12, and The Simple Life was funny as hell]. I saw her in those Uggs and I thought they were cute, hell I still think they are cute if you have enough swag to pull it off. I asked my mom to get me Uggs and for Christmas I got my size 7, Sand colored, tall Ugg boots. I put them on instantly and wore them every chance I got. I remember I went to the mall in them and I felt the eyes of humans burning holes into me and my Uggs. Finally some fool had the courage to be like "Ma it's cold or something? Those shxts are ugly." And me being the rude little person I am, only when disrespected of course, replied with "Kiss my ass. I like them." The whispers continued "Ehhh what the hell she got on her feet. Those is ugly." *goes into rant mode* OKAY first off, if you are going to insult something that I am wear PLEASE, PLEASE have the courtesy to at least use proper english. Second, once again those speaking out of pocket were unfortunate looking looks and clothing wise. Third and finally, speak proper english when insulting me because not only do you sound like a hater [I hate that word but it applies] but you sound illiterate. Either way darling you lose. *back to the story* Fast forward to 2009: WHO IN THE HELL BROUGHT UGGS TO THE HOOD? Every foot this year has been planted in Uggs and I am utterly confused because not too long ago HELL about 5 years ago people had the nerve to look at me funny. Now I look at them funny because it's like wow, not only are fashionably late [because nobody really wears Uggs anymore] but you're a bunch of hypocrites. The sad thing is Austrailians don't even understand American facisnation with Uggs. They were Uggs to heard sheep and to take out the garbage. Hell they call them Uggs for a reason [because those fxckers are actually ugly lol]. Eh I wanted Uggs for a minute this year because they are comfy and warm as hell but I can't see myself paying $150 for a dead animal to be wrapped around my feet that will eventually get creasey and dirty. Maybe its wrong for me to generalize public school children but I feel like there is a clear difference and damn it that is what you are lol. When I wore a neon green hoodie with a green flower headband in 6th grade to spice up that drab uniform, I heard "Why you so bright for? You look like a highlighter. That flower ain't even real" People...people...fast forward to 2006-2007...neon every got daymn where. *sigh* I need to start another trend. Do my rants ever stay on point? Oh well. Serious sidetrack: You ever got the instant urge to pee as soon as someone goes into the bathroom? Like I was fine until my brother entered the bathroom and the urge to pee hit me like a damn brick. Smh @ my bladder, got no type of home training. Anyway I am done with this rant, I gotta pee. TMI? Maybe but I don't care, this is my blog.
Ha! Who woulda thought that there would be a day where there would be two successful white rappers out at the same time? Surly not I. I thought Eminem was the only one and would forever be the only one but we see how wrong that is.
I told you guys to go buy or download his ablum [download because the homie was undershipped!]. Amiss all this Rutgers foolishness and mediatakeout making a big deal out of him calling rappers disgusting for not giving back to Africa [he is fcking right, you spend your money on cars and bullshxt but not help the country of your people, I digress], Asher has recorded a video for 'Be By Myself' featuring Cee-lo. This is definitely one of his best tracks on the album and will get lots of air play due to its intoxicating beat and lyrics. I've been blasting it since 4/20, you need to follow suit bxtches. As for the video, it's really good in my opinion. I think its cute and has a cool concept with the female bodies and all that ish. No black chicks in the vid Ash...we might have to throw some 'bows for that kid lol. IIIIII gotta be by myself, gotta fly by myself, get high by myself...um screw that Asher, you NEED to be alone with me. Just kidding or am I? *insert suspicious teenage eyes here*
Creepy ass video but Eminem is one of my favorite rappers of all time so I gotta post it. I peeped the Kim K reference in the lyrics, he knows he wants a piece of it. Um...something about Em isn't right but I am happy he is back because I missed him a lot and the last time I saw him he was fat =/. BUT now he is toned and dare I say...cute? Eh watch the vid anyway.
HAHA!!! FINALLY! This song has been playing on Music Choice for a hot minute now, since January I think. The Dreamgirls love this song and even though it would be considered bad music, we adore it. Sure as hell better than Soulja Boy [I'm not even gonna lie I have 'Turn My Swag On' on my ipod =x ]
These lovely Pink & Black Yeezys have been released today. I like em a lot. Pink for the girly side and the kicks are clean with the all black. I could see men and women rocking these [only women with swag though because these are a serious man shoe in my opinion]. Would I put my ones and twos in there? Eh I don't know, I have to try em on first but males do take part in these lovelies.
I just like this picture so I put it on here. Been sitting in my pictures folder for entirely too long.
Jigga Man...is that you? Don't make me give you the Kanye treatment. Haircut: Pronto! Jeans that don't look like...that: Pron-frickin-to! I mean I can rock with everything else but that hairline is killing me slowly like my name is Lauryn Hill. SFPL said he still has swag...swag my ass. I love you Hov, you are the King of Brooklyn and the reason why our hearts pump that Brooklyn blood so hard and so filled with pride but this right here? This right here my dude? You making our city cry mayne.
You gets one of these: And yes I just used you and your woman against you. It's all love Hova, its the Brooklyn way you already know. I'm just looking out for you that's all. Whoever told you this hairstyle you're rocking right now is poppin' is not your friend. Cut dem off! [your hair and that bad friend]
Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that. - karl lagerfeld.
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