; 'Cause The Skinny Bxtch Said So.: we live in perverted times
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Showing posts with label we live in perverted times. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Something Of Massive No Bueno Proportions...

My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:



Pretty Ricky is officially done!
What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:



Jay & Bey do not approve.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Catcha Fire...

I read this article on lemondrop.com and it was about the state of New Jersey's Cosmetology & Hairstyling Board wanting to ban Brazilian waxes because two women ended up in the hospital after waxing injuries. Now I am all for the state trying to protect people but there is a limit. Why the hell does New Jersey need to know if women are walking around like Big Foot or like a bald eagle? Are they gonna have random searches on the side of the road like they do to bags here in New York? I can see it now:

Cop: Ma'am I'm gonna need to conduct a search of the premisses.
Woman: Um...well..uh..you see what had happened was...
Cop: Bobby, looks like we got a hairy one here. Lock her up!

What type of fxckery would that be? New Jersey if you want your females walking around starting fires with their kitty kats by all means ban Brazilian waxes BUT if you value the well being of these women...you would leave them and their privates alone. Praise the LAWD I live in New York where you can do anything you want with your body and all you will ever receive is a dirty look.

I never talk about this stuff but this made me laugh really hard lol.