Fresh Off The Jet...

Man...I've been slacking but with good reason!
I just got back from Morocco. Yes Morocco as in the country in northern Africa (could you believe someone asked me what is Morocco? -_-) It was amazing in every sense of the word. I toured the major cities, rode a camel through the Sahara, visited a school, shopped, and toured small towns. It was a dream come true. I did not want to leave and I will definitely return. It also helped that I went with a great group of people. My best friends were there and I created friendships with the new freshmen. I'm actually gonna miss those suckers when I graduate. I'll post pics soon enough but I took sooo many that it's gonna be hard to choose! Did I mention that they love the brown skin girls over there? Although they all thought I was from another African country, the Moroccan men show no mercy lol. I got proposed to a million different times. I must say they are a lil pervy though, gonna have to cut that out lol.

In other good news...I AM GOING TO COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA! Pitzer College (my numero uno*pow*) has opened their doors to me and I am forever grateful. My other colleges, Skidmore and Gettysburg, wait listed me but I'm alright with that because at least I know they like me and are still considering me. This college madness has had it's ups and downs but I'm alright. Where ever I go is where I am meant to be and God has plans for me. Whatever happens will continue to shape who I am and will make me stronger. As of now...Cali looks like the one =)

Watch out now Cali, you ain't ready for this!
Love, peace, and hair grease from Slim
aka that Skinny Bxtch!

Procrastination At Its Finest

First off RIP NOTORIOUS B.I.G aka Christopher Wallace. Although I was only 5 when he passed away, I remember the days of Biggie fondly and clearly. Hot summer days with the radio on Hot 97, blasting 'Hypnotize' or 'Sky's The Limit'. I remember when I heard he died and seeing that casket roll down Fulton Ave. As a young child I was not totally aware of how valuable Biggie was/is but now looking at music, he obviously a legend no questions at ALL. I'm proud to say that I am from Brooklyn, home of Big =)

But yes now to some procrastination *applause* I could use this as valuable time to blog about some hot ish I've found online but then I will never get this paper done SO! I am gonna do this foolishness just because I can and it is not time consuming =)

A - Available: Yes but I want that old thing back
B - Best Friend: I have many [Shout out to Jesus]
C - Color of Your Room: Lavender
D - Dad’s Name: Nunya Damnbusiness
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: No one, I trust no one.
F - Favorite Food: Shrimp
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears man!
H - Hometown: BROOKLYN!!!!
I - Instrument: Air guitar
J - Job: Student
K - Kids: Someday down this long road of life
L - Longest Car Ride: To Virginia from Pennsylvania -_-
M - Milk Flavor: Vanilla or Strawberry
N - Number Of Siblings: 6 brothers
O - One Wish: To succeed and take care of my mom
P - Phobias: insects, arachnids, germs, homeless people
Q - Favorite Quote: “Look on the bright side. I don't know where it is but just look.”
R - Reason To Smile: LIFE!
S - Song You Last Heard: "Lady" by D'Angelo
T - Travel: St. Vincent, Barbados, Puerto Rico, Atlanta, Philly, Richmond, Delaware, DC
U - Unknown Fact About Me: It's unknown for a reason...0_0
V - Vegetable: Carrots FTW!
W - Worst Habits: Procrastination -_-, stubborn
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: NONE!
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Dancing, listening to music, and shopping
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius baby =)

Oh Yes! Winter Break!

Man two weeks of pure unadulterated blogging? Exciting? Why yasss, yass it is. I did some Christmas gift shopping over the weekend and can I just say that this 'blizzard' was nothing short of some regular snow in Brooklyn. It was about 10 inches here if even that much. ANYWHO! I've been called wrong for my Christmas gift rules because Christmas is the season of giving. See I am giving but with some fine print.

Slim Thugg's Rules of Gift Giving:

1) I am not spending more on you than you have on me:
Look this rule is not bad at all in my opinion. It is still a recession as far as I know and I am jobless so you have to bear with me. If you spend $15 on me but someone else spends $80 on me, you can't be mad if I got them a more expensive gift. I've had people ask why someone else got a more expensive gift. You wanna know my answer to that? You get what you give! HA! Plus I would feel bad if you spent $80 on me and I spent a measly $10 lol.

2) You better give me a gift.
I am serious. Yes it is the season of giving but hell! I have to get too! It's tit for tat bxtches, you give to get. If you do not give me a gift I will keep yours until my birthday [which is next month] and if by then you do not have a gift for me, I will use what I bought for you. I think it's fair.

3) Get me something you would like.
I will be DAMNED if i receive another ugly ass sweater or some other bullshit for Christmas. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you REALLY think I will wear that? Also do get me no cheap shit that will break in two seconds, what is the point of that? Don't get me a chia pet because I will throw it at you. Don't give me a gift card to somewhere you wouldn't even shop because I will cut you with it.

4) When in doubt, give mulah!
People always ask me what I want and I always say money because I truly don't know what I want at time or it is too expensive for someone to buy. However, people make it a mission to buy me something and they show up with a lotion set or a gift card to a store I do not frequent. Please people, when in doubt give money because I would do that for you.

Those are my rules for gift giving. Call me the [skinny] Grinch if you will but hell I'm being honest.

Happy Holidays kids =)

*update* What Slim got for Christmas: Doc Martens, Chanel No. 5, Married to the Mob tshirts, a Marc Jacobs bag, a Juicy Couture perfume set avec lotion & other ish, and that lovely cash money

Barbie Is Giving Me Life!!!

I WILL have this for Christmas.
I'm sorry but the Korean folks at my nail salon will never see me again unless I break a nail and I need tips. Soo Jin [yes I know my nail woman's name, she is a GOD!] I am sorry girl but Mattel just broke us up. This is my favorite thing since the Barbie Grand Hotel and the Barbie Cash Register, both of which I had when I was younger. I was not playing any games when those came out lol.

Chuckles of the Week

I been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jump off...well not really but HELL you get my point. I'ma keep it short because I am supposed to be doing a paper *side eye* but I had to post these pics that gave me some hard laughs.

1) Oscar nomination?

Now I've made it clear that I am not fond of Rihanna but I admit the trick cleans up nice. No I did not tune in for the entire "EPIC" -_- interview but my mother and I tuned in for 2 seconds until my mother got pissed off and yelled "I CANNOT TAKE THIS BITCH AND HER ACT! IT'S LIKE SHE IS AUDITIONING FOR A MOVIE ROLE AND TRYING TO BE SHARON STONE IN 'BASIC INSTINCT'!" Well, well, well, low and behold what Stuff Fly People Like posted this morning:



My momma is one smart cookie. Anywho on to the next one, I don't talk about Chris and Rihanna on here. And 'Burn' by Usher is playing from my laptop and that song makes me cry so I'm feeling a lil sad for my Chris lmao. Nah just playing. Muhfuckas need to hush up and release them albums!



2) I Refuse Thee!



I saw this madness on Bossip the other night. I have never been a fan of female-ized sneakers. Those high heeled Manolo Timbs were cute back in 2004 but now I might have to trip you if I see you in any high heeled sneaker. Sneakers were made to be flat. You wanna wear comfy heels then find a pair of sturdy ones until then NO! And this chick had the nerve to come out the house looking like she does in those damn leggings and hell just her damn self. The bad weave is just killing me. Why people so pressed to have blonde hair? I'm sorry but it's not for you. NEXT!

3) Poor Kitty Kat



Do I really need words? I'm just shocked at his perm not being in order.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Well today was my first day of school and I am a SEN10R! It hasn't settled in yet that we are now the old heads of the school and that everyone either looks up to or fears us. I am fine with both quite frankly lol. We saw new faces and hugged and jumped all over the old faces. We didn't do very much except get our schedules, eat ice cream, sleep during quaker meeting. The seniors, however, got a nice little speech from our dean, head master, and college counselor. It was a nice speech especially after the torture we went through last year at the hands of these people but let's not dwell on that subject. I'm chilling here with my buddy Asha K. Bee and we took some pics of our first day of school outfits with these lovely mac. Peep this hot shizzzzz:










[My name in Farsi =) ]

I REFUSE PT.3

Like really a part 3? Sure it isn't laced with multiple examples of fxckery but this one alone sums it up. I seriously cannot with todays youth. I whole heartedly believe that all of your parents should sue the school systems for allowing this carry on. Who the hell started this bull and why do teens/kids think its cute? Well anyway I spotted this horrendousness when I was watching the video for 'Break Up' by Mario at work. It pissed me off and I just shut the whole video off and refused to go back to youtube. Why like really why?

Past incidents of sadness:
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-refuse.html
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-refusept-2.html

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I really have no words. For the first time I think I have been silenced. Never again. I refuse thee and thy bullshit! However, even though this IM is on a totally different topic, Krystyna's words describe my exact sentiments towards this bull.

kj (11:23:02 PM): The only problem that I have is that u have no proper grasp of the concepts of grammar, punctuation, and common sense!
kj (11:23:19 PM): Like d.a get a life and end it by jumpin off a bridge

I bid you all a good night.

Dear Chris Brown...You Owe Me An Hour Of Life

So I sat down like the rest of the world to watch the exclusive Larry King interview with Mr. Christopher Maurice Brown. *blink* *side eye* *blink* What in the blue hell was that? Chris didn't share anything we didn't know, he said sorry for the millionth time, and he dodged the most important question of the night! I don't care about you being sorry, I still remained a fan and you apologized to Rihanna & she clearly accepted it. I just wanted to know what happened in that car that night. We heard Rihanna's side through the police report and now we want to hear yours. I would like to know how the hell you managed to bite homegirl on her fingers and ears. Excuse my manners but I laughed hard as hell when I heard that. How did you manage to drive a lambo and bust her up like that? I mean either the story doesn't add up or Chris needs to be a nascar driver STAT! Larry plainly asked what happened in that car and this boy refused to answer. Share the details! Screw the feelings! I wanna know!!! So I wasted an hour of my life to watch you apologized and say other foolishness that I don't remember. OH WAIT! I remember one thing, Chris confirmed that him AND Rihanna were indeed riding jet skis at Diddy's house. He said that they were trying to rekindle their friendship or did I hear incorrectly? Because if so all that shade about him not being remorseful is wrong because she was there too -_-

Anyway I had no intentions about talking about this but I needed to blog and I needed a topic so HERE! All I really want is an album from the both of them you know. Tired of him moping, tired of her...walking around. They are really about to be put on my 'Why are you still here' list.

LOL at the fact that Chris's lil blue bow tie has a following and is a trending topic on twitter. LMAO even more that the bow tie has a twitter and is one of my followers. Oh I love humans and their antics.

It's That Time Of The Year Again! -_-

September is here [oh joy] and it is officially 8 days until school starts. I was all gung ho and ready to go until today. I could not wait for the college process until now. To be honest, I am scared out my ass. I have a fear of rejection [if you people haven't noticed, I have a lot of fears] so this whole receiving a small envelope in the mail thing is not sitting right with me. My fear of rejection goes beyond college letters [I don't even IM people first =/] but this is most important to me. I'm not used to getting the school I want because they always wait list me -_- but in the end I find my perfect fit so I know not to have my heart set on one specific college. What I am scared of is ending up at some hole in the wall college or not getting into college at all! They say there is a college for everyone yadda yadda but I am petrified. Everyone I know has gone to some of the top colleges and universities in the United States and I don't want to be that one who doesn't. I have no clue why I feel like it will be me but I have that inkling. I know I have the interview in the bag, college essays with some tweaking I have in a sack, my resume is pretty darn poppin and my SAT scores are coming up [in my defense I woke up 10 minutes before it started and I had to run around the corner in my pajamas]. My grades, however, are pretty proper. As and Bs...one C here...a fcking F there thanks to french. I blame my school for this because it could have been avoided. They took everyone out of that class but left me in there. 'Oh we believe in you!' Believe in me my ass! Smh muhhfckers I swear. Freshman year is perfect, sophmore was good...except that F, and junior year was pretty but could have been so much more amazing had it not been for an on going family issue that got in the way repeatedly. Anyway the main objective of this post was not to babble and complain but to make another checklist. I made my first one during junior year in one of my first posts and as I recall I sorta followed it. Well here is my senior year checklist!

1) All work, some play. First semester of senior year is your last chance to show colleges what you can do and that you will be a great addition to their institution academically. I will be working my butt off no doubt but there will be some play but not a lot. No parties, just chill with the mains, a bit of shopping, and my extra curriculars. SATs and ACTs will be even more amazing and I promise to be on point in every aspect of my life.

2) Time is on my side. Between school work, senate, and dance team, I have no clue on how I am going to distribute my time especially when I plan on getting a job and going back to dance school. I am usually good at time management so I think I will be fine if I make a schedule for myself.

3) Clock work. As I've mentioned many times, a JOB is a must. Not only will it benefit me and my fam but it will help me with financial aid and save me from ending up a starvin' marvin in college.

4) Network. I've been doing well in that department but I am taking it up a notch this year. I'm gonna network like my name is facebook [ew lame ass analogy but its okay]. Next stop world domination! Just Kidding...or not *sus face*

5) Focus. The bottom line of this all is to keep focus. I need to ignore all things that will tempt me to stray from my yellow brick road. No more worrying about foolish males, there are smarter, better looking, and taller ones in college lol. My life was consumed by in school and out of school drama so I'm gonna do it like Mary and declare no more drama in my life! I can go on forever but staying focused is the main goal.

Well so far that is all for my senior year checklist. I might add more if any point do come to mind. Everyone says I'll be fine because my grades aren't horrid [although in my mind they are] and I have my head on my shoulders but I feel the opposite =/. Anyway wish me luck this year because I promise you I will make tails spin. Smh @ my insecure to confident flips.

Slim is going back to "work" also known as trolling the internet for something to blog about.

“Thriller” in i-D by Emma Summerton

While everyone else is shoving Rihanna's Vogue editorial pictures down your throat [they are pretty dope no tea no shade], I will present to you 'Thriller' featuring Arlenis Sosa, Chanel Iman, Jourdan Dunn & Sessilee Lopez. Marinate in this tricks...














Either these were shot a while ago or Jourdan hides pretty darn well for 5 months. No fashion week for her =/

[pics via tfbd]

Oh How I Love Thee

Not Kim K. [although she is the only socialite I am fond of] but the skirt she is rocking. I brought that skirt to you guys earlier in the month and now look at it! Oh Kim K girl you can dress your butt off and kudos for that skirt because I envy the fact that you have it! Hmm...I smell a DIY project coming along. I refuse to be without that skirt or something similar. Aside from the skirt, I like that she paired it with simple platforms and an acid wash denim jacket. Children, if you haven't revived that denim jacket or at least bought one you are lacking in life. Definite staple for the summer and the warm days of the fall.

I just needed to do one blog today at least. I got my laptop choc full of ish to sharee

Hola Hovito!

Orgasm.

WHY WON'T THIS ECONOMY LET ME BE GREAT?!?!

So my internship is up this week and I am officially back on the broke trail. I like to survive during the school year and by survive i mean eating during and after school hours and shopping. I can always dupe a boy into paying for a movie or some shxt of that nature but shopping I cannot [boys are getting smart]. Food quite possibly, but shopping never. Jimmy Choo is teaming up with H&M and the Jordan brand is re-releasing the Space Jam 11s, both of which occur in November. I can definitely refrain from shopping because I have enough clothes and shoes to last me but those two things are golden. When the hell am I ever going to be able to afford Jimmy Choo??? When I am in my 30s, quite possibly my 20s [if I strike gold]. Anyway as a shopper and a sneakerhead those two events are vital to my survival. Off the materialisitc tip, my mother will not be working for about 3 months due to the fact that she is popping out the latest addition to the family in 27 days. I don't want to have to bother her for cash, I would prefer to give it to her quite frankly. I want to take care of my momma. However due to this economy, big over grown adults are taking my spot in areas of jobs that were once dominated by the 17-18 year old crowd. Target rejected me so this just upsets my ass. I have many stores left on my list. I also have someone in Prep working on something for me and if push comes to shove I will ask my school to help me out. They know my situation and I refuse to be put under a rug. My last resort is McDonalds. I have respect for Mickey Ds no doubt but no tea no shade...come on now. Grease and smelling like I've been sleeping in a bed of beef and fried goods. I'm not trying to smell like a Klump everyday. And all those oils are bad for your skin. *sigh* after receiving my swift rejection notice from the Target at Flatbush Junction, I'll just wait and see if Atlantic will shout me a holler. If not, back to pounding the pavement. I just want to keep building on my bank account. I want to see it stacked. I have over a grand but I want more so I can feel secure. I need a new job. *audible sigh*

I think I have a fear of being broke =/

*sings* I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes, more clothes, I suppose. I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful...


I had to tweak those lyrics, nobody is doing hoes this year. Time for relationships people! Since I've been in HS there has been nothing but hooking up and hoeness occuring. I'm tired of you nasty ass teenagers. We are now seniors, grow the fck up. Debauchery will return in college but damn have self respect in your last year of being a kid. Hell in college it is worse because these are people you don't know well and it's like playing Russian roulette with all these subtle stds and shxt. Hard On Hoes 09! It's a movement. Smh I just hurt myself on the damn printer. I simply cannot with this place. OMG one of my attorneys is eating this yummy sandwich. It smell sooo good. Sorry for that lil rant/tangent at the end, I had a Kanye DIVA moment but it's okay because this is my blog whatever I do/say here is law and damn sure normal in my world.

Ear Candy: Drake & Trey Trey Want To Be Successful

Got this via Twitter [yes I hate that bullshit but when you're bored at work and your job is trying to block blogger, trust me it helps] from Miss B. Scott. So you know I had to post it here! If this post goes through it'll be a miracle because work has been doing me dirty as of late, hence this long ass dry spell of not sneaking in posts at work! SMH! The fxckery! Anyway, I like the use of lights and shadows in this video. Very simple and calm like the beat. I also love Trey's verse on this. His flow and pitches were on point, everything was good. His voice is really coming along. After listening to his mixtapes I can honestly say that Trey is underestimated and truly deserves more shine. Who knows, since my main boo Chris Breezy is on cruise mode this VA boy can get a lil sunlight. Gon' head Trey Trey! Cop his album Ready which is in stores TODAY! He will also be in Brooklyn tomorrow. So sad I can't go but all you other fans have a fun time. Shoo...Trey is about to be my boyfriend #2...

Slim Thuggin is outtttt

Foot Candy: Camilla Skovgaard Edition

If you want a sexy stiletto heel but don't want the pain that accompanies it, then these babies are for you. These Camilla Skovgaard strappy satin chain embellished wonders are not only stylish but functional with the rubber grips on the sole. Available on net-a-porter.com. Cop you some. I'd cop but this year of school is not for me to gallivant in sexy heels, it's college time!

Why you ask?
'Cause the Skinny Bxtch Said So.
And what this bxtch says is law!
oh I crack myself up.

I Was Thinking...

That I should start to do outfit posts once the school year begins or whenever the hell I find my camera. I have enough clothes to wear something different everday of my life so why not share it with you all? I have a great sense of fashion and I wear whatever the hell I please so I know you will all enjoy my fashions [as Dwight from the Real Housewives of ATL would say]. Some outfits are so lovely that they must be captures on memory chip so I shall start now!

Sidetrack: So this morning I bop out my house in this nice fitted yellow dress that I bought in Soho. I've worn it twice before and it has garnered multiple compliments. I come down my steps all cute and then a woman says 'Hey!'. Me being who I am thought she was gonna ask me where I got my dress. No ma'am no no no. She proceeded to tell me that the zipper spoiled and that my back was all out. Do you see the fxckery that crosses my path every-damn-day? As I am typing behind this blasted desk I have a cardigan on while my whole back is out. I haven't seen my friends yet so I will wait until lunch to fix this issue. Oh life why?

Sidetrack pt. 2: I saw the Michael Jackson GQ cover yesterday and I was like wow that cover is goregous and me being the Michael person I am was about to cop but I had to go back to work. It just so happens that when I checked bossip last night for my daily dose of celebrity foolishness that I see that Jermaine Dupri spoke out about the cover:

HOT COVER WACK ASS TITLE. SEE THIS IS THE SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF PEOPLE WANNA USE THIS MAN TO MAKE THEM MONEY BUT CONTINUE TO THROW LIL SNEAK DISSES. AS FAR AS ANY FAN WOULD SAY, HE WAS COOL HIS WHOLE LIFE. I SAY THAT BECAUSE THE FANS ARE THE ONES THAT’S GONNA MAKE THIS COVER SELL 3 TIMES MORE MAGAZINES THAN THE LAST ONE SO WHY TITLE IT THIS?

And I have to say the lil homie is right because if I didn't have to go back to work I would have bought the magazine. I did not see the 'When Michael Was Cool' title but that shxt is most defintely foul and GQ loses mad points for their sly assholeishness [ass-hole-ish-ness yes it is a word in my world]. I've done many Michael rants on here so I'm not gonna weigh you down with more...until next time.

And did Omarion really get dropped from Young Money already? Damn son tough break. Shoulda stayed on your Ps & Qs. I like Omarion too you know...

My Love Has Returned!

As you all know America's Best Dance Crew started last week and so far I am having a hard time choosing favorites. I live for this show so you know my happy level is ridiculous. Of course the crews from NYC are my faves especially Vogue Evolution because I LOVEEEEE me some gays. Yes yes they are fierce beyond belief and they gave me life on that stage like no other. My zest meter was off the chains with them in their lil American Apparel jackets. Sidetrack: No lie I was googling the Balls that the different houses in NYC throw and I could not find any at all. I did, however, find a website with the listing of every house so I love that. I know that they hold balls at the Roseland Ballroom but anywhere and any time somebody hears of a ball PLEASE TELL ME! I really want to go. I am so serious when I say in my next life I will be gay man or a drag queen. Speaking of a gay man, did you guys see the spectacle that was Dwight's birthday party on The Real Housewives of ATL? Gosh I am so off topic right now but I get so excited when it comes to gay people. I really do love them. ANYWHO! This week on ABDC is Beyonce Week [YASSS!] and I am very excited. I love Beyonce and her songs are very dance friendly so I simply cannot wait to see what these crews pull out. Here is the listing:

Here’s what you can be on the lookout for this week:

RHYTHM CITY “Sweet Dreams” – Must update “the Charleston,” which is featured in the video.

WE ARE HEROES “Single Ladies” – Take the section of the video known as “the wind” and blow us away with their own version.

ARTISTRY IN MOTION “Diva” – Perform with chains incorporating the entire crew.

VOGUE EVOLUTION “Deja Vu” – Perform African-style dancing within their routine.

AFROBORIKE “Beautiful Liar” – Work exotic Shakira-like moves into the routine.

MASSIVE MONKEES “Work It Out” – Dance with hula hoops without accidentally dropping them.

SOUTHERN MOVEMENT “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” – Bust out all the moves from the video with new creativity.

BEAT YA FEET KINGS “Crazy In Love” – ‘Booty Pop’ with never-before-seen flare.

“America’s Best Dance Crew” airs Sundays at 9pm ET/PT on MTV.

I think Vogue Evolution should have gotten 'Single Ladies' but maybe that's a little too at home for them since Bey does vogue in the video. Oh hell 'Diva' woulda been good too! Either way I am very excited. This season is amazing.

Ear Candy: Chris Breezy!

I like this song a lot. Hmmm I definitely have to download this.
I say shut up about this whole beating up Rihanna thing because she is clearly over it and so the hell am I SO bring on the good music! I'm tired of this swag surfin bull on the radio. Rihanna pop me an album, C.B pop me an album. I'll be gravy.



Sidetrack: Chris...what in the blue hell are you wearing? The socks pulled up to high heavens. Those shorts hanging lower than an orangatang's tatas. The hoodie is a lil colorful but I'm all for the rainbow so I can dig it. Those ked or vans do not match and that hat must go. And why does your face looks like a sad, homeless puppy? I mean I'd look like that too if my outfit was just as horrendous. I laughed real loud when I saw this picture. Dear Lawd never again Chris. People stop having laugh out loud in the work place, you will get me fired smh.

Fashion Fest: Something Lite

Okay seeing as I cannot save pictures on the computer at work [which is where I spend most of my time for the past 3 months] I uploaded these last night from my computer before falling out into deep slumber. I'd like to thank HS for these pictures, let my fashion fest begin!

First on deck: Dominic Jones' Leather Gloves

As you can probably tell by now, these are not ordinary gloves. These leather gloves are by London based Dominic Jones with attached gold nails. I've seen many leather gloves, some dull, some cute but these right here are magnificent. I would buy these in a heartbeat and live with them permanently attached to my hands. Simply AMAZING! I can see Rihanna [*side eye*] in these but I'd rock them better =X

Next up to bat: Novella Royale ‘Mister’ Bag

The LA based Novalla Royale creates luxury bags where the leather from each bag is hand cut from vintage jackets, making each piece a one-of-a-kind in color, distressing and seaming. Not only is this earth friendly but it also allows the bags to be extremely soft and unique. How many people can say a leather jacket was converted to bag? The Mister [an instant favorite of mine] is a mini duffel with big gold or black grommets. The black on black Mister [not pictured here] is my favorite, then comes the brown/gold and the white/black. Another timeless item that could be used year round but they are expensive. http://www.novellaroyale.com/ Get aquainted =]

#3 Stylestalker Studded Skirt
Not much to be said about this skirt. It is fitted, the studs add a great high fashion touch, and there is really nothing like a high waisted skirt. Available on http://www.pixiemarket.com/ feel free to click!

Jean Paul Gaultier launched his first winter collection for kids ages 2-16 called Junior Jean Paul Gaultier. This line is inspired by his classic creations from the 80s, bringing back the beret and leaopard prints. Jeez what I would do to be a rich kid in Paris right now...

Last but surely not least: Diesel Glows In The Dark

Diesel launches a capsule collection of ” glow in the dark” accessories and denim for Fall 2009. I love to stand out so even though all I see are pictures of male items, best believe male or female I will be copping. This idea is pretty sick. I'M READY!

Welp! Until something else catches my eye or annoys me, payce =]

Okay This Is Ridiculous Now

If everybody jumped off a blasted bridge, would you do it?

No right? So why the hell is everyone shaving some part of their damn heads?

See at first it was daring and cool [even though Kelis & Kesh have been holding down this spectrum for a while now] but now its annoying and no longer cute. I do, however, like Keyshia's lil red stars on the side. Gotta keep the hood glamour swag, I see you Keyshia! You still get a BOO BXTCH BOO because you stay jumping on the bandwagon honey. The only trend you started was the two toned kool aid red hair [Lawd knows there are a couple girls out there who I wish would leave that two colored weave alone!!!!].

[Kesh. Kelis. Jack Davey. are the originals]

Hell punk rockers have been shaving their heads since the crack of time, bow down to them for inspiration.