Boredom For Dat Ass...

1) Open up your library (iPod, Winamp, iTunes, etc.)

2) Put it on shuffle

3) Press play

4) for each question, type in what song is playing

5) hit next for each question

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
No One by Alicia Keys

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Yuh Nuh Ready Fi Dis Yet by Tanya Stephens

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Boyfriend #2 by Pleasure P [lol!]

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Break The Dawn by Michelle Williams

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Only He Can Hold Her by Amy Winehouse

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
Complicated by Nivea

8. What is my sexual preference
Fallen Angel by Chris Brown [well it's a Chris Brown song *kanye shrug*]

9. What am I afraid of??
Just Friends by Amy Winehouse

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Morning Do by Asher Roth [Ayo morning sex, I can get with it]

11. What is some good advice for me?
Candy Girl by New Edition

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
I'm in Miami Bitch by LMFAO

13. Will you get married?
Single by Ne-Yo [well got damn...]

14. What is the story of your life?
Get Me Bodied by Beyonce [that's on point]

15. How can you get ahead in life?
What I'm Thinking Right Now by Drake

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
Happy by Ashanti

17. What song describes you?
NewGirlfriendMusic by Charles Hamilton

18. How does the world see you?
Run It by Chris Brown

19. Will you have a happy life?
I'm Bloom by Nirvana

20. How can I make myself happy?
20 Dolla by M.I.A [lol at this being question 20. and seriously $20 makes me happy]

21. What should you do with your life?
Borderline by Madonna [i guess!]

22. Will you ever have children?
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon [hehe I'm with it]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

[he's so zesty! lol]

Its been a year since I started this lovely blog of mine and although I've been slacking, for 2010 I promise to blog more and do what Slim does, nah mean? Well it has been an eventful year and my bloggy has been through it with me. Happy Birthday Skinny Bxtch I luh ya =)

Always The Friend, Never The Girlfriend

I've been talking to this dude for months now, since April or May I honestly don't remember. If we were to celebrate an anniversary I would not remember because I wasn't trying to like him to begin with. My intentions were to bag, mess with, and discard and I'm sure those were his intentions too. HOWEVER! He caught feelings and unfortunately I caught feelings too. This would be so much less complicated and annoying had feelings not got in the way. So we've been acting like a couple and shxt except we're not exclusive. It's legit a relationship without the official title of boyfriend and girlfriend. I mean at first I didn't care because a title isn't everything but then again I like the title of the girlfriend. I think every girl does even if she fronts and says she doesn't. I was watching something on the tele the other day and I had a revelation. I am the back pocket bxtch. It's alright to treat me like a girlfriend and mess around but you don't wanna commit. I refuse to play this position again and to be honest it's my fault. I'm always the friend but never the girlfriend [some cases differ]and it kills me because I don't understand what is so hard in just saying 'Yo Slim be my girlfriend' I WON'T SAY NO BECAUSE CLEARLY I LIKE YOUR BXTCH-ASS! You just hold me in your back pocket hoping I'll still be there. Well muhfxcka a skinny bxtch gotta eat and I am looking for food elsewhere. This is why I hate feelings, they make you do stupid shxt.

I have college stuff to finish...Slim OUT!

*update* well...it's done now. You win some, you lose some. Slim tends to lose *sad face* Boys ain't shit but hoes and tricks - MTTM

Am I The Only One...

Am I the only person who hates to do something once everyone else gets on it? I mean my blog is of course me talking about shxt that catches my eye and half the time I fall asleep before I can blog it [pretty fxcked up huh?]. Well I would LOVE to blog about fashion because I have a natural sense of style and my family has some fashion designers [unknown of course =/] thrown all around in there. So it is fitting that someone who has grown up around fashion should blog about it right? Well muthafxck that. I'm not doing it because every other blog is about fashion. People act like Polo/Rugby just came out. Um Ralph Lauren has been kicking since 1967. People act like spikes and all this dark ish just came out. NO punks and goths have been doing this for ages. While everyone called them weird, they were killing the game. I just can't stand this anymore. People forge your own paths. Just because someone else says it's cool doesn't mean it is. However...I will not disagree with one thing that everyone seems to think is amazing...Chanel. Karl Lagerfeld is my fkn friend in my head. Coco Chanel is my fairy godmother.

Eh I just needed to rant for a minute. I'd like to do a bunch of fashion posts but right now I can't because everyone thinks they're the next Tavi and wanna fashion blog. I'll start when all the heat dies down.

Nothing like a good ole Slim rant...I'll be back with another for these MTA muthafckers in NYC.

Eye Candy: Movie Edition

Dakota Fanning & Kristen Stewart in The Runaways.
Am I the only one psyched for this movie?

Oh Yes! Winter Break!

Man two weeks of pure unadulterated blogging? Exciting? Why yasss, yass it is. I did some Christmas gift shopping over the weekend and can I just say that this 'blizzard' was nothing short of some regular snow in Brooklyn. It was about 10 inches here if even that much. ANYWHO! I've been called wrong for my Christmas gift rules because Christmas is the season of giving. See I am giving but with some fine print.

Slim Thugg's Rules of Gift Giving:

1) I am not spending more on you than you have on me:
Look this rule is not bad at all in my opinion. It is still a recession as far as I know and I am jobless so you have to bear with me. If you spend $15 on me but someone else spends $80 on me, you can't be mad if I got them a more expensive gift. I've had people ask why someone else got a more expensive gift. You wanna know my answer to that? You get what you give! HA! Plus I would feel bad if you spent $80 on me and I spent a measly $10 lol.

2) You better give me a gift.
I am serious. Yes it is the season of giving but hell! I have to get too! It's tit for tat bxtches, you give to get. If you do not give me a gift I will keep yours until my birthday [which is next month] and if by then you do not have a gift for me, I will use what I bought for you. I think it's fair.

3) Get me something you would like.
I will be DAMNED if i receive another ugly ass sweater or some other bullshit for Christmas. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you REALLY think I will wear that? Also do get me no cheap shit that will break in two seconds, what is the point of that? Don't get me a chia pet because I will throw it at you. Don't give me a gift card to somewhere you wouldn't even shop because I will cut you with it.

4) When in doubt, give mulah!
People always ask me what I want and I always say money because I truly don't know what I want at time or it is too expensive for someone to buy. However, people make it a mission to buy me something and they show up with a lotion set or a gift card to a store I do not frequent. Please people, when in doubt give money because I would do that for you.

Those are my rules for gift giving. Call me the [skinny] Grinch if you will but hell I'm being honest.

Happy Holidays kids =)

*update* What Slim got for Christmas: Doc Martens, Chanel No. 5, Married to the Mob tshirts, a Marc Jacobs bag, a Juicy Couture perfume set avec lotion & other ish, and that lovely cash money

Barbie Is Giving Me Life!!!

I WILL have this for Christmas.
I'm sorry but the Korean folks at my nail salon will never see me again unless I break a nail and I need tips. Soo Jin [yes I know my nail woman's name, she is a GOD!] I am sorry girl but Mattel just broke us up. This is my favorite thing since the Barbie Grand Hotel and the Barbie Cash Register, both of which I had when I was younger. I was not playing any games when those came out lol.

13 Most Ridiculous [yet hilarious] Things About Beyonce's I Am Yours Tour

I love Beyonce and one of my dreams is to part take in her lovely lace wig collection but 2:43 - 3:02 had me on the floor.

HEYYYYYY! (heyyy) HEYYYYYY!