; 'Cause The Skinny Bxtch Said So.: November 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Like Louboutin's with the red bottoms. You gotta have 'em, you glad you got 'em...



These are no regular Louboutins oh no no no. These here are BARBIE, yes suckas I said BARBIE, Louboutins. Mr. Louboutin has customized 3 dolls inspired by Nefertiti [featuring a new tanskin tone] and Marilyn Monroe. The customized dolls also come with a special in-step to enable her to tackle Louboutin's well known sky high heels. 4 Barbie-sized pairs of shoes, placed in tiny little Louboutin boxes with tissue paper accompany each of these these lucky dolls. The first of the Christian Louboutin Barbie dolls is the jewelery thief who also comes with a calendar. Register now for this package at net-a-porter for their release this month. I love how Christian Louboutin is in these pictures lol. For the first time in my life I envy a damn doll -_-










Monday, November 16, 2009

Ear Candy: Video Phone Remix Official Video



Bad ass video!!!!
My girl Gaga and the Queen Bey!!!!
It was different than what I expected but still very pleasing.
Brayvo

still fuzzy on the concept tho...0_o

Friday, November 13, 2009

Ear Candy: 3 Piece Combo

Well, well, well. I said I won't post about these two but they make it so damn hard when they release promo pics, singles, and videos on the same day. I don't know about you guys but I'm getting annoyed. I'm not buying into the game. Get your lives together kids!

1) Chris Brown's Crawl



I really like this video and the song makes me feel all sappy and things of that nature. His outfit was nice except for those damn glasses. Really though Chris? We have to let those go. You look like a blind beaver. That was hard for me to say because I do like you but as a good person I'ma let you know that those are truly not the business. Other than that, great video. Loved the outfit, loved the concept, loved the dance in the snow, loved everything. Oh and good job with getting Cassie as your main girl. Bravo. If there is one thing that child can do is model her behind off. Oh and tsk tsk tsk for that use of green screen Chris.

2) Rihanna's Game of Russian Roulette



This video was disturbing yet intriguing. I don't know what it is but I really liked it and the video made me like the song [I couldn't stand it before]. I wanted to change the channel but I couldn't. I just kept watching and nodding my head. Why do I feel like part of me is starting to like her again? *shudder* Her voice sounds good and I like the drama of the video. I'm not sure parents would like the scene of her getting shot in the water but other than that it's good. Still hate that hair, still ain't fond of her but I do give props where they are due.

3) It's that Dirty Money


I do not like Diddy at all. I truly don't. If you ask me I think Kaleena and Dawn would make a wonderful 2 woman team. They make this song what it is. From the first time I heard it I liked it and sang over the few words I did know. This video is cool, nothing too over done, simple but still poppin. I feel like the dancers were useless because I could hardly see what the hell they were doing and I do sorta wish there was a lil story to the video. I peep that Hov sample from Izzo! And someone PLEASE, PLEASE tell Diddy to stop that foolishness he calls dancing! It wasn't cute in the 90s and it isn't cute NOW!

BONUS!
Saw this in school like 2 or 3 days ago and I was in love. You can call Gaga anything you want but this woman is beyond amazing. I am proud to be a lil monster lol. I love this song and I will be copping that album quick! I haven't seen a GOOD music video in a minute. I mean I enjoyed those I posted above but this video gave me a feeling inside that I could not explain. I think I was simply overjoyed that she changed clothes and that every scene was different. AND there was no use of a green screen!!! And her body is something to be envied. I cannot wait for the 'Video Phone Remix' video. Bey usually has good videos so I know with Gaga it is going to be MAD. Haus of Gaga = LIFE


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Chuckles of the Week

I been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jump off...well not really but HELL you get my point. I'ma keep it short because I am supposed to be doing a paper *side eye* but I had to post these pics that gave me some hard laughs.

1) Oscar nomination?

Now I've made it clear that I am not fond of Rihanna but I admit the trick cleans up nice. No I did not tune in for the entire "EPIC" -_- interview but my mother and I tuned in for 2 seconds until my mother got pissed off and yelled "I CANNOT TAKE THIS BITCH AND HER ACT! IT'S LIKE SHE IS AUDITIONING FOR A MOVIE ROLE AND TRYING TO BE SHARON STONE IN 'BASIC INSTINCT'!" Well, well, well, low and behold what Stuff Fly People Like posted this morning:



My momma is one smart cookie. Anywho on to the next one, I don't talk about Chris and Rihanna on here. And 'Burn' by Usher is playing from my laptop and that song makes me cry so I'm feeling a lil sad for my Chris lmao. Nah just playing. Muhfuckas need to hush up and release them albums!



2) I Refuse Thee!



I saw this madness on Bossip the other night. I have never been a fan of female-ized sneakers. Those high heeled Manolo Timbs were cute back in 2004 but now I might have to trip you if I see you in any high heeled sneaker. Sneakers were made to be flat. You wanna wear comfy heels then find a pair of sturdy ones until then NO! And this chick had the nerve to come out the house looking like she does in those damn leggings and hell just her damn self. The bad weave is just killing me. Why people so pressed to have blonde hair? I'm sorry but it's not for you. NEXT!

3) Poor Kitty Kat



Do I really need words? I'm just shocked at his perm not being in order.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Bullshit I Called October

So basically I am ashamed that my post count for October is 1 post. I know I am always explaining myself but serious if you've been through the senior year of high school or are going through it right now, you know that with AP classes and college apps and supplements, that this these past two months of school have not been a walk in the park. I have had a few joys in my life since school began. My lovely baby brother was born, he is my pride and joy; I got my piercing back and convinced my brother to pierce his eyebrow, I got a canon rebel from Europe, shopping has been lovely, and my college list is fcking amazing!!! Like if you see my list you will be like damn..Slim is popping =). With rainbows must come the rain, that's where my life comes in. Extracurriculers make me wanna cut myself, my english teach is trying to kill me with work, I have sooo many college supps to finish/start, and of course my main laptop WITH ALL MY PICTURES AND MUSIC has 24 viruses -_-. Yeah so I'm not too happy at this moment when it comes to that. The viruses is what kept my blogging at a halt. I finally got a netbook from my school so I am back to computer access [praise the LAWD!].

My blog is coming back with a vengence this month. November is a WHOLE other ballpark hehe.

Dueces lovies.
SLIMM-AY