Jay-Z & BET Really Wanna Be Startin' Something....

As you must expect I was very disappointed with the calamity that was the BET Awards last night. I had no intentions of watching [because I don't watch BET unless The Game is showing] but since they said that the entire show will be dedicated to Michael I had to tune in. It was my duty as a Michael Jackson fan to watch it. I expected a lot. I am picky when it comes to Michael. Neyo did a good job, Jamie had me rolling with those outfits, although his jokes were distasteful at times and when Janet came out, it was a wrap for me. Unfortunately those moments only lasted a few minutes out of that 3 hours of bull. New Edition??? Really? Ciara?? SINGING?????? The hell! And do not get me started on Ving Rhames's "Guns is Michael Jackson"...-_-...I had a mind to jump through that television and beat that man with his own juice cup. GUNS??? GUNS IS MICHAEL JACKSON??? GUNS??? THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER ENGLISH!!! MY NIG [I only use this when I am angry] GUNS??? FO REAL??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! New Edition need to sit their old behinds down because that performance was pitiful and their singing abilities are lacking. Speaking of old behinds, Don Cornelius had me on the floor laughing soo hard because that old crack was struggling like no other to read that telepromter. Beyonce...I love you and all but I was watching a piece from your concert and I was bored to tears. I left the room when Monica & Keyshia cole came on. Young Money with their horrendous performance of 'Every Girl' was a huge dishonor to Michael. Every line in that damn song was bleeped so much until I just put the TV on mute thinking Chris Brown would pop out any second -_- [let's thank Jay-Z for that gem]. And who were those little girls on stage with Drake? T-pain coming on stage and snatching the award without the customary kiss & thank you was horrid. Along with the fact that he had a red cup in his hand. Keri Hilson sounded bad, real bad Michael Jackon [hehe get it!]. Overall that monstrosity of a show wasted 3 hours of my life. Poor Janet had to witness such crap. MTV please do a better job in August or whenever you do the VMAs this year because I can't with BET. I refuse them and their niggatry.

AND NOW IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! I am reading on different blogs that Jay-Z had the plugs pulled on Chris Brown's performance. If Chris Brown touched that stage he threatened to pull out of the show. Listen up here Shawn Carter, Jay-Z or whatever you wanna call yourself these days. I have lost so much respect for you if this is true. Not because I am a fan of Chris but because I am a Michael Jackson fan. Everybody knows, you and that 5 head bitch Rihanna cannot deny, that Chris is the closest person to Michael Jackson in terms of dance and things of that nature. Michael Jackson said it himself. Dead ass in my eyes everyone is the size of a green pea compared to Michael. Last night was not about Chris boxing up Little Miss Forehead. Last night was not about you and your funky ass wishes. It was about honoring and celebrating Michael. Chris and Rihanna are past their littl tiff, that is their business, it should not have to interfere with the celebration of someone's life ESPECIALLY someone as important as Michael. Michael Jackson is the reason why you [Jay-Z], Rihanna, and Chris can be played constantly on MTV. MTV had no intentions on showing our black behinds on there until Michael. HELL they didn't even wanna show him. As a Brooklynite and a HUGE Jay-Z fan I am very disappointed. Jay-Z are a grown ass man, act like it. Rihanna can handle herself. What you need to be doing is telling her that she shouldn't be doing the walk of shame from a basketball player's hotel room early in the morning. I didn't even want to see Chris [I'm lying yes I did], I just wanted to see somebody finally give Michael the justice he deserves on that rinky dink ass stage last night. For once someone has do right by Michael.

This better not be true.
Jay-Z single handedly killed what could have been an AMAZING Michael tribute all because Chris boxed up his money maker. Jay be happy she is alive and no longer bruised up because he could have honestly killed her if he wanted to. Harsh? Yes. Do I give a fck? HELL NAW because he fcked with Michael. Nobody messes with Michael. In closing, Jay-Z until you support 39 charities and receive a world record for being the most charitable celebrity like Michael Jackson, do not dare dictate who can and cannot pay tribute to Michael because Bey did not sing a Michael song, she sang boring ass AVEEEE MARIIIIIII-YAAAAA! -__________________-

I sound crazy but I don't care.
I am so passionate about Michael Jackson is scary but I believe from all the bull he has been put through on this earth by the hand of worthless human beings, he deserves nothing but the best. I only wish he was here to see just how much we love him. He knew he had dedicated fans but he needed to see just how much of a force this is.

I'm at work so I shouldn't be blogging but this had me fired up.
I gotta go.
PEACE!

shut up

i know my blogging isnt what it used to be but i have a lot on my plate right now.
just chill for when i get some down time.

Bey Singing 'I Can't Help It'

yo Bey went in at the 3:44 mark, made me tear up a bit.
June 30th the Apollo is having a celebration of Michael's life.
New Yorkers be there or be a nobody.
I already have my glove ready.

My Idol, My Inspiration, My King, Michael Jackson

If you know me you know that there are only 5 artist who make me live for music: Nirvana, Prince,Chris Brown, Bob Marley, and of course Michael Jackson. Anyone can come to me and say that they are a bigger Michael Jackson fan than I am will get a dirty look. This man, no matter what anyone says, was the greatest man to touch music and dance. He did for black people in music what no one else could. Every dance you do was derived from Michael. Every song you hear was inspired by Michael. No words can explain how I feel. My first cassette tape was Michael Jackson's 'Dangerous'. I remember playing it damn near everyday in that apartment on Winthrop Ave. My friends Kendra and Keturah would be at my house and we would dance our lives away. My mother asked me what I wanted to be when I got older and I said I want to be Michael Jackson. We had a video tape of every single Michael Jackson video and I learned those dances, you best believe I did. You damn skippy I grabbed my crotch and moved my pelvis. Even now, ask anyone, I will do 'Beat It' and 'Thriller' with the drop of a hat. I can't do the moonwalk but damn it I will learn! When anyone said something bad about Michael, you know I defended him to the end. This man is the reason why I love music and dance. No one can say they do not have some type of love for Michael. This hurts my heart and I am holding myself together the best I can but it hurts because Michael was a part of my family. Every family gathering there was Michael blasting. Every show my mother did, her class is singing a Michael song. My mother ruined her mother's wedding gloves trying to moonwalk. She learned those dances and performed them. She had a little red jacket and even to this day people know whenever she says her husband she is talking about Michael.

In closing, we must not mourn Michael's death. We should celebrate his life. Dance for Michael. Sing for Michael. Live for Michael.



^^^ this man right here is a fkn trooper and my new boo.

BRB..

work = no life.
i will return to me rants and sneaker postings and such when i get a break on friday.


mucho love-o

CIAO!

She Works Hard For The Money...

Well I started work this week and I have to say I have a whole new respect for those who work the 9 to 5 because that is exactly what I am doing. This just makes me not want to finish school because I cannot take working 8 hours a day. Sure my job is relatively easy but I don't move around. My feet fall asleep constantly and I have to be polite ALLL day. What type of foolishness is that? This job is also taking up most of my time. I get home at 7 everyday, tired as all hell and the only things I can do are eat and fall asleep. Who knew being a secretary for lawyers could be so tiring? Well one thing I have learned is that I am definitely not made to be a secretary for sure. However, the pay I can fxck with. My check is BANANAS! And my summer earning total is friggin CRAZYYY! I am ballin' like my name is Jim Jones *shudder*.

The best part is...I can afford the Louis Vuitton Stephen Sprouse bag =]

Well off to family bonding time. My lil bro is sick and we are trying to make him feel better with some love.

LATER KIDS!

Beyonce Just Can't Be Stopped

TWO new videos from the Queen Bee.
Ego remix featuring my hubby Kanye West and Broken Hearted Girl.
Check em outtttt....

What Happens In The Party...

[photo props to Kirsten J. She's a great photographer, check her site www.kirative.com]

Stays in the party *does a lil parkway shuffle*
Thank you Rupee for those wonderful lyrics.

Attended a party on Saturday and my, my, my was it popping to say the least.

I'll finish next time, I got work in the morning so...PEACE!

Baby You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone...

*WARNING*

The amount of (Sasha) fierceness, zestiness, fever you are about to experience may shock and amaze you. Possibly even shame you. Take a gander and please enjoy as I present to you 'Video Phone'...



What will the world do without Beyonce?

Late Night Chuckle

I have been watching The Simpsons ever since I was wittle me and this has always been one of my favorite moments:



I laughed until I cried lol.

Well you know B. Scott could not leave this fxckery untouched. Best response video lol:

This Ain't For Ringtones, This Ain't for Itunes, This Ain't For Z-100...

AHHHHHH HOVA IS BACK! ALL YOU HORRIBLE RAPPERS GO BACK INTO YOUR CAVES AND NEVER RETURN! THE NORTH IS BACK, NEW YORK IS TAKING RAP BACK. IT'S OVER FOR THE SOUTH Y'ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

If you do not know of what I speak, Hot 97 debuted 'DOA (Death of Auto-tune)' by Jay-Z @ 9 pm. And an hour later I already downloaded it [thank you internet recorders lol].



I don't about you all but I am excited for The Blueprint 3 like a mofo. Hov spits fire on this track and No I.D killed it on the production. Bravo. New York, New York we backkkk. All hail the king! I'm sorry for being so excited and a tad cocky but if I hear 'Swag Surfing' one more time, I'ma box someone. Like what the fck has music come to? Kill the swag talk, kill the auto-tune [yes you too T-Pain, you gots to go with that bull], kill all the same crap we hear on the radio every day. I'm tired of this pop, radio friendly shxt. I want some good music dang it! Thank you Jigga for taking back the rap game with an iron fist and telling those fools that auto-tune is not the business and it is not what the people are checking for. Lil Wayne, stop that shxt. Mac Mane...stop now. Ron Browz...eh your a nobody anyway. Kanye...I love you but..yeah cut it out boo. And the rest of you STOP IT! This is not the fkn 80s. Shock me with something because if I hear one more song sounding like a computer is sing a love song to me [Jeramih or whatever your name is mister birthday sex man -_-], we will fight. Mark Your Calendars: September 11th, 2009 is the release date for BP3. The next single is supposed to have Drake on it so I am super excited for my boo Jimmy [yes he is still Jimmy to me, he just grown now] =].

Sidetrack: I know this is old news but is/was Drake really with Bria Myles? If so...bravo! Smh @ me being angry when the Rihanna rumors were going around and being happy that he has possibly been with Bria. I like her.



T-Pain, Ron Brows, Birthday Sex Man [I cannot spell his name]& Lil Wayne = Lawrys
fxck it, Hov this is my ringtone.

Why Are You So Paranoid?

I've been waiting for this video since forever because I admit it, I am a Kanye West stan lol. I've loved everything this man has done since 2004 and this is no exception. I saw the director's cut of 'Paranoid' weeks ago when it was leaked but here is the finished version. Rihanna is the paranoid chick and even though she bothers me, this fellow islander looks gorgeous and did a good job flinging herself around during the sharp points of the song. I love how the video is like one of those little movies from the 50s. One of the highlights for me was the beginning when the shadowed hands pulled the sheets off of Rihanna. The video gets a lil boring after that point but eh it's still different from shiny cars, big booty chicks, and fake hundred dollar bills.

I Refuse...pt. 2

I am convinced my friend Krystyna is trying to kill me. I did a post on one of my biggest annoyances: hood child typing. Krystyna has taken it upon herself to be my watchful eye on the net, emailing me the foreign language known as hood speak. Now I commend her for her for braving this horrendousness and bringing this tom foolery to me BUT I physically hurt when I try to read the sentences these humans write. My heart shrivels up and I feel like I am having an asthma attack. Take a gander at this...this...I don't even know how to explain it. Prepare you brain for a serious exercise.

Email #1

[AWAY] ||HoM3w0oRk Fl0oW||
CaNt H3lP BuT ThiiNk SoM3tHiiN BoUt 2 HiiT Da FaN....HmMmM...YuNg BoYz D3s3 DaYz MaN SmFH...ii CaNt H3lP BuT LaUgH..PaTii3nTliii WaiiTiiN 4 DiiS W33k3nD So ii CaN PaRtY HaRd && R3lii3v3 DiiS StR3sS!!!
Dr0oP Ya iiSh___
{[iiCoN]} Da HaNdSoM3 N3pH3W
XXXGLAMOROUSM3XXX

How long did it take this chick to type this? Since the fck when has 3 become a letter and words have multiple vowels? SO many errors but the one that set me off was 'PaTii3nTliii'. WHAT THE FCK IS THAT? AS FAR AS I KNOW THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORD IS SPELLED! HELL THAT ISN'T A WORD! I cannot take this foolishness. Why?


Email #2

Hood Child: cc a consularr iff yu have sleep pawbsxz
Hood Child: [AWAY] ||Uqq..ATL a lil ² Grass-e 4 mi..need mi city baq!|
Hood Child: [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S ² MUCh]]
Hood Child: ___HUNii& DiiP___
Hood Child: ExXxXxXxX Catergoriiee..35|89..OO SZNAP!!!!!!!
Hood Child: yu need sme tyme mangement
-------------------------------- 7:12 pm --------------------------------
[AWAY] ||A i1/4"Aa,(R) MAN..Mii N Mii UNCL& JuST W&NT A^2. DA GYM..SMFH..N&VA AG&N..SHOWA FLOW!| [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S A^2 MUCh..Buht ii aint nevaa calliin him agen]] YO THIS YA BOY THE PRINCE TRES' TAKEN OVER MY BESTIE JAY...


Pawbsxz? Catergoriiee??? Uqq? Grass-e?? Sznap?? AND SINCE THE FCK WHEN HAS '&' REPLACED THE LETTER 'E'???? I'm so fcking done. I refuse this bullshxt, I refuse it with all my might. I REBUKE THEE!!!

You already know the deal, gotta hit em with the Jay & Bey:

NOOOO FKN BUENO!

Oh and by the way, if you recognize this convo and know that this is your away message, do not come at me with any foolishness because I will give you some choice words that you cannot elongate with pointless consonants and vowels.

Come Get Your Cousin...

Why won't this boy learn his lesson?
Who the hell keeps leaving him alone in that hallway with a mac?
Why isn't anyone watching him so he can stop further embarassment?
Since when is sexually harassing a fold up chair sexy?
Since when does he make jewlery?
And for life of me can people learn to spell when they are insulting people? Nigaz? Really? I don't condone that word, although it may slip out sometimes but dang it! Spell it right if your gonna use it in an insulting manner, sheesh!
I tell you, people just don't learn.
More laughs for you and I!

*starts singing* We gon' get it tipsy, we gon' get it tipsy...

The Shots Just Keep Coming...

TOOO FUNNY!!!
The twirl had me rolling and then when he broke out into Single Ladies, I flatlined.
-DEAD-

You Gets No Love

Okay no blog updates as of late because my family has FINALLY MOVED! But where we moved has nobody for me to steal wifi from, not even linksys =/. Linksys was my dude mayne. Anyway,I have my own room now =]. It's nicknamed purple passion because everything in there is purple. I have no pics because I lost my fkn camera cord -_-. We are still unpacking and waiting on furniture so stay tuned folks. Internet connection is also on it's way [praise the lawd].

While I was trolling the net a couple of weeks ago I discovered this sad attempt at Kanye and Tang Gang during Paris Fashion Week. Take a gander:

Kanye & The Tang Gang [homie in those leapord tights stay giving me fever I swear!]

I'm adding this because South Park was dead on lol.

These fools...-_-. And who is that desultory human being in the back posted up on the pole?

You gets NO LOVE! I should be dropping off my english final so uh ima keep this short for now and hit em with a big ole:

Jay & Bey have said enough.

Slim is out kids.
Pray for internet!