Question: Would You Rather Catch Someone Cheating Or Be Caught Cheating...

That is indeed an interesting question. I am not ashamed to admit that I have been on both end of the spectrum and I def have my choice picked. I would simply rather you catch me cheating. Sure you may be angry, never talk to me again, and probably slander my name but I can deal with that. I won't be angry, I can still mess with my side piece. If you don't talk to me then buddy that is your loss, your're just one less person to run up my phone minutes on. If you slander my name...well I don't get angry, I get even. I have mouth filled with venom so please bring on the slander! I told one an ex of mine straight up 'homie, I cheat on you' and I proceeded to laugh. In my defense that was a horrible long distance relationship, do you really expect me to wait to see your bum ass once a month and all these biddies are checking me out?!?! HELL NAW! I am not encouraging such behavior because it is deplorable. I do not do it often, just twice [not like that's any better] but if you were in my shoes at the time, trust you would've done the same. And if I do cheat, I am not out there wrecking happy homes, I am simply knocking my own unhappy home over with a sledge hammer. Now catching someone cheating involves emotions. You're angry, your're hurt. Nuh uh. I refuse all of that. I am a spiteful person so trust that I will get you back and I also just hate to be taken as a fool. I'd cry and feel sorry for myself which are things I refuse to do. I mean I will cry if someone died but to cry over a relationship? Unless it was huge messy situation, kiss my ass!

So there's my answer, catch me cheating please.

Dear Big Bxtches Of The World...

Now I do not discriminate against people, if you're big you're big, if you're small, you're small. However, I will not hesitate to insult you're big ass especially if you have no concern for me. I didn't ask to be skinny mmkay? My fam just has good genes thats all. Just because I can fit into small places does not give you the right to sit or place anyone of your large body parts on me. I can hardly lift my younger brother, please don't burden me with one of your limbs or you're whole body. I'm like the size of your leg. Why? I am not one to lash out but this is too much. Enough is enough. This was not the first time I was sat upon or squished. Oh no no no. I was 14 and coming home from school. I sat my ass down in that nice seat behind the bus driver because I like to be the first one off the bus. As we drive down Utica Avenue, I see the usual black diaspora carrying on in front of Pretty Girl. In that sea of black folk I spotted this large mass, something of a whale you might say. I am not trying to be mean but it did not help that she wore black and white and had jagged teeth. Samu [I'ma call her that] made her way on the bus much to everyone's displeasure. And when I said made her way I mean she knocked people over. There were other seats on the bus but Samu thought it was right for her to squeeze her ass in between me, a pole, and an old lady. All I know is my vision got dark and I was smothered by her leg and arm. I could not feel my leg at all. People on the bus saw that her ass swallowed me and began to protest. The bus driver saw through his rear view mirror and announced 'Miss, you know you can't fit there, why are you squeezing this child?' I was squished to the oblivion of the earth I tell you. After much protest and yelling, Samu finally got off of me fast enough so that I could return to normal breathing. I held that one incident to myself. I was not going to fault big people of the world but after constant incidents that took place after that, I have to speak now. This morning was the most recent squishing incident. I fell into a light sleep on the train as Jason Mraz sang into my ear. 'And I won't hesitate no more, nooooo more, it cannot wait, I'm yoursss...." and then I felt this sweaty, hot, squishy mass slam into the right side of my body. The force was so large that it knocked me back into the seat [if you know me you know that I have a slight case of germophobia so i seldom sit on the train and if I do it is at the very edge so I am liable to slide back]. I awoke, shocked and angry mind you 'cause she done messed up my earphones and I can only hear outta one ear now, to this large woman squishing me AGAINST THE POLE! She was sweaty. There was heat exuding from her body. I felt like I was trapped. I could not move with all seriousness. Unlike the people on the bus no one stuck up for me. For about 4-5 stops I was lodged in between her and the pole. I felt like a poor $1 bill hanging from a fat stripper. Finally I was release but I was very angry. It wasn't the fact that she sat on half of my body, it was that she SLAMMED into me. This man had the nerve to laugh at my misfortune. I mean I'd laugh too but still. I'm me. I live by another set of rules so what I do is not for everyone else. Anywho the bottom line is, big bxches of the world, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have some consideration for me or else I'm harpoon your big ass like the w0olly mammoth you are.

YOOOOO! I just had an ephiphany! My lost earring probably fell off when she slammed into me and is either on the train or in her rolls! Eh on second thoughts...she can keep it.

Jeez I'm a mean person.
But you already knew that.
I love big folk, just not when they sit on me or cause global warming.
Simple.

Ear Candy:Make Her Say

I have not blogged in 9 days due to work, SAT class, events, and lack of sleep. Every time I open up Blogger in my broswer, I wake up at 4 am with drool on my arm [don't judge me *serious face*]. I even thought that I lost the love for blogging until this week where a thousand things to blog about hit me like a fkn brick. This is one of them. Kid Cudi's new video for 'Make Her Say' featuring hip hop heavy weights Common & Kanye West is finally here!!! I have not watched the entire video due to the fact that I am sneaking in a post from work right now [maybe I should do this more often] but from what I have seen and since I love the song [it's on my blog duh] and sang it along while the video was on mute...I like what I see. Very creative and no bouncing tittays [Drake -_-]. This video is the love of my life right now. Cudi, Common, and Ye in one vid??? YASSSS! LIFE HAS COME FULL CIRCLE! Anyway enjoy this for me while I'm stuck in a cubicle searching for my lost earring =/.

If Only Life Was This Easy...

As easy as your daughter woman!

So this Polish woman is suing an Egyptian hotel because apparently her daughter became impregnated by loose sperm in the hotel's swimming pool during their recent vacation. She claims that her 13 year old daughter did not have any sexual encounters with those of the opposite sex so there for the pool is to blame...

-_-

How stupid is this woman? You think your lil fast ass daughter was knocked up by a pool? If objects are giving out babies then I should have been about 5 months pregnant by my school's photography dark room at the rate sperm is going. And wouldn't the chlorine in the pool have killed this random sperm? And if there was random sperm in said pool, who did it belong to because this man has super sperm! If every teen could pull the wool over their parents' eyes like this, there wouldn't be wonderful shows like 16 & Pregnant on MTV. This is a show I'd like to see: True Life I Am Having A Baby From Random Pool Sperm. I would DVR bad boy so quick. Listen here lady, you know, I know, and your lil baby skank know very damn well that random pool sperm did not knock her up. It was some lil Egyptian boy who works at the hotel who she thought was delicious and he clearly thought she was smashable so they commenced to conceive this lil accident. The sperm came from the pool alright, THE POOL BOY!

I wish my future 13 year old would come at me with some excuse like this.
I WISH MY 13 YEAR OLD WOULD BE PREGGY AT ALL!
Oh I'ma show her ass knocked up. Knock her upside a damn wall with foot. And then I'ma tar and feather the lil fck that stuck his plug into her socket.

People...love your children. Make them watch pregnancy videos. Scare the shxt outta them like they did to me in 6th grade.

WELP! I'm gone to take a walk with Krys.
PAYCE!

Afro Punk!!!

I went to the Afro Punk Festival with my friends Krystyna & Mike on July 4th. It was so much fun and I wish I could have attended on the other 3 days but my family has a way of fkn up my plans -_-. There was great music, amazing graffiti, skateboarding & bmx, and a whole lotta laughs. Here are some pics I took, see all 83 on facebook =]






















Here's the lank: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2014166&id=1381290085&l=7deda20694

Lifestyle Of The Rich & The Useless

I don't know about you all but I, for one, am tired of the bull on tv. What is that bull yoask? It is the constant push of reality shows tooting up the lives of the rich and useless. It all started with Laguna Beach, then The Hills, and now NYC Prep. I admit I was a Laguna Beach head when it started but by the third season I realized why the fck am I watching people do nothing but live just because they are rich? They do the same shxt just means it's more expensive. And quite frankly my view point on this is if you're not giving any of your money then I don't need to watch you. NYC Prep recently premiered and I tuned into that because I go to a prep school. My school isn't on the upper east side so we aren't considered all highty tighty but we know how this circle works. I knew I would hate the show and surely it did not disappoint. I despise the rich and the useless. The rich and the useful I can dig. But these fools on television...not so much. I cannot stand four of the children on the show. I refuse to call them teenagers because they act like brats. I have no respect for these idiots and I have no respect for their lifestyle. No lie, I would use these children if they were my friends. Their personalities are despicable and that one from public school is a dweeb. She was unsure of how public school kids will mix with private school kids. -_- Baby girl we do that type of thing everyday. Smh @ that jaded wannabe. Well I had more for a rant but I am no longer inspired to yell so that's that.

bottom line: reality shows about rich people are stupid and pointless.

Another Stolen Post To Hush The Ignorant Haters [AAR in mini form]...

Still at work folks so this is gonna be a quick copy and paste.
I've been reading articles on CNN.com lately because hell I'm at work I might as well keep up on the world seeing as I have no newspaper. CNN has been going hard with the Michael Jackson coverage and this article beats them all for me:


(CNN) -- Michael Jackson's single white glove was his trademark -- an iconic image for a performer whose career constantly set, then redefined, pop culture trends.


Michael Jackson's single glove, a trademark image, started as a way to hide his skin condition, friends say

But it also was an early effort to mask a skin condition that he would struggle with for the rest of his life, say some who were close to him.

Actress Cicely Tyson, a friend of Jackson's, said the two shared a fashion designer in the 1980s.

"All of a sudden, he said, 'I'm doing this glove for Michael,' " she said. "Michael was beginning to develop the vitiligo and it started on his hand.

"The glove was to cover the vitiligo; that's how that glove came into being."

The glove design and reason for it were not just hearsay for Tyson, she said.

"I was there when he was creating it," she told CNN's Larry King.

More than the black fedora, the white socks and loafers or the red leather jacket, the solitary glove -- made famous in the music video for "Billie Jean" -- became a Jackson trademark. He was dubbed "The Gloved One," by media and a sequined glove he wore during his 1984 Victory tour was expected to fetch more than $60,000 in an upcoming auction, even before his death.

Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnie Klein, told CNN that Jackson suffered from vitiligo, a disease that causes blotches of lightening skin, as well as a form of lupus that led to rashes and flaking of skin on his scalp. Watch Jackson doctor talk with Larry King »

"His was bad because he began to get a speckled look over his body," Klein said. "All over his body -- but on his face and hands, which is hard to treat."


"I have to wear sleeves and carry an umbrella," said Lee Thomas, who wrote a memoir called "Turning White," which discusses his physical and mental struggles as an African-American man whose skin changes because of vitiligo. "It totally makes sense to me."

Thomas, an Emmy-winning television journalist in Detroit, Michigan, told CNN that he shares a habit with Jackson.

"I got [white spots] on one of my hands, so I used to wear a glove to hold a microphone," he said.

Dr. James Norlund, a dermatologist, never treated Jackson, but said the singer's use of the gloves and lipstick was consistent with the patterns of vitiligo, since the spots frequently first appear on the hands and face, including the lips.

Klein said he treated Jackson's vitiligo with a cream that eventually bleached Jackson's darker pigmentation to even out his skin color. He said it was that treatment -- not a once-rumored desire by Jackson to be white -- that lightened his skin over the years.

"Michael was black," Klein said. "He was very proud of his black heritage."

Regardless of its origins, the glove was never viewed as anything other than fashion by Jackson's fans, some of whom donned gloves to impersonate him.

At Jackson's memorial service Tuesday, actress Brooke Shields, a close friend of Jackson's, remembered the glove in a light moment during an otherwise emotional eulogy.


"When he started wearing the glove, I was like, 'What's up with the glove?' " she said, drawing laughter from the crowd. "I was like, 'If you're going to hold my hand, it better be the nonglove one because sequins really hurt me.' It would dig in.

"He'd just shake his head and he would just smile."

There you have it. The doctor confirmed it. Michael had vitilago. Now shut up you Quincy Jones wanna be ignorant fools! If you could bleach your skin to that point with such ease, trust me a lot of self hating black folks would have been jumped on that gravy train. Don't plant your insecurities on Michael. Humph! [Yo blame my fam for me being such a Michael Jackson stan lol].
AIGHT BACK TO WORK!

Ear Candy: Sweet Dreams by Miss Beyonce

Well here I am stealing another blog post from work but honestly what do you expect of me, I just can't stay away =]. It's been killing me that I've been slacking on the blogging lately due to work, SAT prep classes and wild weekends [which I need to update you on!!!] EN-TEE-WAYS! This post is not about me. It is about the queen of all things r&b & gorgeousness right now. Wait for it...wait for it...BEYONCE! *horns go off* There is no denying that she is the the hottest chick in the game, bar none. No one is touching her right now and it is safe to say that she has a lead in front of these female r&b singers. Here is Miss Beyonce's video for 'Sweet Dreams' off of the Sasha Fierce side of the album. This is my favorite video so far aside from 'Single Ladies'. I'd go off on my normal commentary but I'm def supposed to be printing out documents right now so uhhh ENJOY THE VIDEO! I WILL BE BACK THIS WEEKEND [no parties are popping off lol].

QUICKIE!

Okay right before I go to bed!! I would be sleeping but it is so damn hot in this room that I can't fall asleep =/. I am sweating like a whore in a confessional. Ugh! It wants to rain all day but be hot as all hell at night. Weather I am not understanding your logic right now.


Anyway here are some cool things I have found while messing around at work:

Whoever did this is a genius lol. I saw this on Bossip and fell out laughing so hard because this is exactly what I think of this man. All of you out there looking for a record deal, DO NOT GO TO BAD BOY! DIDDY WILL SUCK YOU DRY! Don't make me go down the list of failed Bad Boy acts [that's in another post somewhere].

These heels are sick. They look like they hurt but I'd try em. They are for the adventurous Lady Gaga type of chick...I think I'm pretty daring. Oh the possibilites with these shoes. Hell might help me get on to Kanye's blog as a Fresh Kid. LOL!

I found these a while ago and forgot who they were by & what fashion show & where I got the picture BUT these shoes remind me of 'The Beauty & The Beast' because of the teacup details on the shoes. These are really creative and I love how designers take inspiration from any and everything. Would I wear these? Nah not my cup of tea.

First we saw the designer lollipops that came out around last fashion week,now here are some cupcakes inspired by two great fashion houses: Chanel & Louis Vuitton. My aunt just got this Vogue magazine with pictures of EVERY SINGLE runway outfit for every single show and I was just in love with everything especially Chanel & Louis Vuitton. So these cupcakes hold a special place in my heart. However I won't eat them because I hate cake =].

This is a graph that I got from allhiphop.com that shows how many songs have origin in Michael Jackson songs. These obviously aren't all of them [because 'Baby' by Fabolous samples 'I Can't Help It'] but it is enough to show how influencial this man has been in the past and present. Even if you say you don't like Michael, one of his songs may have been sampled for a song thats playing in your ipod as we speak/type. Click for larger image...I guess lol.

Okay G'Night this time

And I mean it!

Ear Candy: Best I Ever Had

Well what can I say about Drake. He's been on the scene since 2007 with multiple mixtapes and his first video was 'Replacement Girl', a song that I love dearly and jam to. I knew him as Aubrey or Jimmy but now he is Drake, the newly signed Young Money Records rapper. I hate to see all of this new found love everyone has for him because where the hell were you when 'Replacement Girl' came out? None of you fools voted for it and now 'Best I Ever Had' is getting crazy radio play. Don't get me wrong, I'm not salty I'm just saying this gravy train behind him is not sitting well with me. And why Degrassi never let Jimmy walk? Thats besides my point lol. HERE is the official video for 'Best I Ever Had' directed by Kanye West and filmed in Brooklyn's Bishop Ford High School [ew *stink face*].



What do I think of this video? It was nice seeing Trey Songz, Fabolous, Consequence and the Young Money crew making cameos. LMFAO @ the big heifers on the green team constantly dunking on Drake's pink chicks. I love how when the chick who looks a lil like Rihanna went for that winning shot and the big green chick was like 'You don't want that!" and smacked it down with her pimp hand. Overall this wasn't the theme I was going for but then again I'm not the director. The song is old to me so I don't get a thrill anymore but it was still nice. Okay I'm lying I was bored as hell. My only main issues are the constant titty action and the booty tooting. The males will find this glorious but I find annoying. If I wanna watch boobies bounce I'll jump up and down and stare at myself. However I will say that those girls have some nice tatas, they bounce like they are real but once again that's not the point lol. My point is this video is straight perverted. Period. And no one can say I am lying. And what as good with that bad acting? Those video hoes...ahem...erm...I mean video models [and I use that term very loosely] need not be acting ever again. Even though they each had the same line, they sounded bad saying it. Even their facial expressions were bad. Ladies, I say this in the most encouraging way ever: just stick to making your titties bounce unnecessarily, it'll get you far. Um Aubrey...that little speech around 4:07 was the funniest shxt I have ever heard. Line of my life: "Now when you're out there and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D, TAKE THAT D LIKE THE CHAMPIONS YOU ARE!"

That's right ladies take that D like the champions you are *wink* -_-
Thought he was slick with that one there lol.

Slim Thugg Signing out for the night/early am.
I gots work in the morn!
PAYCE!

And as always: jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat.
And you know why?
Because the Skinny Bitch Said So
Duh silly!

AAR: Another Angry Rant

This time boys and girls it is sponsered by the great MTA of New York City. On Sunday June, 28th 2009, the MTA decided to raise its fare from $2.00 to $2.25. A measly quarter may not seem like a lot but for a New Yorker that puts you in a tough spot. Where the hell am I supposed to find this 9th quarter? That is a bag of chips, a quarter water, or a handful of candy from your local corner store. I gotta find 2 extra quarters to go and come from work [$4.50 for those who can't add]. Times is hard MTA, times is hard! But that is besides the point. My point is why should I fork over an extra 25 cents for bum ass service? Why should I find those extra quarters to stand up in the hot-African-Sahara desert-temperature turned up to hell- sun during summer or in the cold-Ice Age of Antartica type winds during winter to wait for a stupid bus? And not only is this bus late but 600 of them come at the same time!!! WHY?!?!?!? Why should I dig in my couch for those extra quarters to stand up in the hot, funky ass, bum smellin, pee drenched subway to wait for a train that never comes on time? The lady in the booth said the train would be here in 10 mins...this mofo never show up until a good 40 mins later. NOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! I REFUSE YOU AND YOUR BULL MTA! I REFUSE IT! I REBUKE THEE!!! Countless times you have made me late for work or school and you want me to give you more money? I remember when the fare was $1.50, service was good then. Then it went up to $2.00, I let that slide and service was aight. BUT NOW it's up to $2.25 and you bastards are horrible. The service is horrid! And the stations stink. And the trains are dirty. The more money we give, the lazier you get and I refuse alla dis. I'm moving damn it. I will buy a bike and ride it everywhere. I've always wondered why white folks ride their bikes everywhere and now I know: no gas and no fare. Ugh I am so over the MTA right now. Thank you for making me late to work once again and preventing me from having lunch, thank you. Friggin bastids...


Anyway I am sneaking in another post from work so I gotta dip.
PAYCE!

Jay-Z & BET Really Wanna Be Startin' Something....

As you must expect I was very disappointed with the calamity that was the BET Awards last night. I had no intentions of watching [because I don't watch BET unless The Game is showing] but since they said that the entire show will be dedicated to Michael I had to tune in. It was my duty as a Michael Jackson fan to watch it. I expected a lot. I am picky when it comes to Michael. Neyo did a good job, Jamie had me rolling with those outfits, although his jokes were distasteful at times and when Janet came out, it was a wrap for me. Unfortunately those moments only lasted a few minutes out of that 3 hours of bull. New Edition??? Really? Ciara?? SINGING?????? The hell! And do not get me started on Ving Rhames's "Guns is Michael Jackson"...-_-...I had a mind to jump through that television and beat that man with his own juice cup. GUNS??? GUNS IS MICHAEL JACKSON??? GUNS??? THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER ENGLISH!!! MY NIG [I only use this when I am angry] GUNS??? FO REAL??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! New Edition need to sit their old behinds down because that performance was pitiful and their singing abilities are lacking. Speaking of old behinds, Don Cornelius had me on the floor laughing soo hard because that old crack was struggling like no other to read that telepromter. Beyonce...I love you and all but I was watching a piece from your concert and I was bored to tears. I left the room when Monica & Keyshia cole came on. Young Money with their horrendous performance of 'Every Girl' was a huge dishonor to Michael. Every line in that damn song was bleeped so much until I just put the TV on mute thinking Chris Brown would pop out any second -_- [let's thank Jay-Z for that gem]. And who were those little girls on stage with Drake? T-pain coming on stage and snatching the award without the customary kiss & thank you was horrid. Along with the fact that he had a red cup in his hand. Keri Hilson sounded bad, real bad Michael Jackon [hehe get it!]. Overall that monstrosity of a show wasted 3 hours of my life. Poor Janet had to witness such crap. MTV please do a better job in August or whenever you do the VMAs this year because I can't with BET. I refuse them and their niggatry.

AND NOW IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! I am reading on different blogs that Jay-Z had the plugs pulled on Chris Brown's performance. If Chris Brown touched that stage he threatened to pull out of the show. Listen up here Shawn Carter, Jay-Z or whatever you wanna call yourself these days. I have lost so much respect for you if this is true. Not because I am a fan of Chris but because I am a Michael Jackson fan. Everybody knows, you and that 5 head bitch Rihanna cannot deny, that Chris is the closest person to Michael Jackson in terms of dance and things of that nature. Michael Jackson said it himself. Dead ass in my eyes everyone is the size of a green pea compared to Michael. Last night was not about Chris boxing up Little Miss Forehead. Last night was not about you and your funky ass wishes. It was about honoring and celebrating Michael. Chris and Rihanna are past their littl tiff, that is their business, it should not have to interfere with the celebration of someone's life ESPECIALLY someone as important as Michael. Michael Jackson is the reason why you [Jay-Z], Rihanna, and Chris can be played constantly on MTV. MTV had no intentions on showing our black behinds on there until Michael. HELL they didn't even wanna show him. As a Brooklynite and a HUGE Jay-Z fan I am very disappointed. Jay-Z are a grown ass man, act like it. Rihanna can handle herself. What you need to be doing is telling her that she shouldn't be doing the walk of shame from a basketball player's hotel room early in the morning. I didn't even want to see Chris [I'm lying yes I did], I just wanted to see somebody finally give Michael the justice he deserves on that rinky dink ass stage last night. For once someone has do right by Michael.

This better not be true.
Jay-Z single handedly killed what could have been an AMAZING Michael tribute all because Chris boxed up his money maker. Jay be happy she is alive and no longer bruised up because he could have honestly killed her if he wanted to. Harsh? Yes. Do I give a fck? HELL NAW because he fcked with Michael. Nobody messes with Michael. In closing, Jay-Z until you support 39 charities and receive a world record for being the most charitable celebrity like Michael Jackson, do not dare dictate who can and cannot pay tribute to Michael because Bey did not sing a Michael song, she sang boring ass AVEEEE MARIIIIIII-YAAAAA! -__________________-

I sound crazy but I don't care.
I am so passionate about Michael Jackson is scary but I believe from all the bull he has been put through on this earth by the hand of worthless human beings, he deserves nothing but the best. I only wish he was here to see just how much we love him. He knew he had dedicated fans but he needed to see just how much of a force this is.

I'm at work so I shouldn't be blogging but this had me fired up.
I gotta go.
PEACE!

shut up

i know my blogging isnt what it used to be but i have a lot on my plate right now.
just chill for when i get some down time.

Bey Singing 'I Can't Help It'

yo Bey went in at the 3:44 mark, made me tear up a bit.
June 30th the Apollo is having a celebration of Michael's life.
New Yorkers be there or be a nobody.
I already have my glove ready.

My Idol, My Inspiration, My King, Michael Jackson

If you know me you know that there are only 5 artist who make me live for music: Nirvana, Prince,Chris Brown, Bob Marley, and of course Michael Jackson. Anyone can come to me and say that they are a bigger Michael Jackson fan than I am will get a dirty look. This man, no matter what anyone says, was the greatest man to touch music and dance. He did for black people in music what no one else could. Every dance you do was derived from Michael. Every song you hear was inspired by Michael. No words can explain how I feel. My first cassette tape was Michael Jackson's 'Dangerous'. I remember playing it damn near everyday in that apartment on Winthrop Ave. My friends Kendra and Keturah would be at my house and we would dance our lives away. My mother asked me what I wanted to be when I got older and I said I want to be Michael Jackson. We had a video tape of every single Michael Jackson video and I learned those dances, you best believe I did. You damn skippy I grabbed my crotch and moved my pelvis. Even now, ask anyone, I will do 'Beat It' and 'Thriller' with the drop of a hat. I can't do the moonwalk but damn it I will learn! When anyone said something bad about Michael, you know I defended him to the end. This man is the reason why I love music and dance. No one can say they do not have some type of love for Michael. This hurts my heart and I am holding myself together the best I can but it hurts because Michael was a part of my family. Every family gathering there was Michael blasting. Every show my mother did, her class is singing a Michael song. My mother ruined her mother's wedding gloves trying to moonwalk. She learned those dances and performed them. She had a little red jacket and even to this day people know whenever she says her husband she is talking about Michael.

In closing, we must not mourn Michael's death. We should celebrate his life. Dance for Michael. Sing for Michael. Live for Michael.



^^^ this man right here is a fkn trooper and my new boo.

BRB..

work = no life.
i will return to me rants and sneaker postings and such when i get a break on friday.


mucho love-o

CIAO!

She Works Hard For The Money...

Well I started work this week and I have to say I have a whole new respect for those who work the 9 to 5 because that is exactly what I am doing. This just makes me not want to finish school because I cannot take working 8 hours a day. Sure my job is relatively easy but I don't move around. My feet fall asleep constantly and I have to be polite ALLL day. What type of foolishness is that? This job is also taking up most of my time. I get home at 7 everyday, tired as all hell and the only things I can do are eat and fall asleep. Who knew being a secretary for lawyers could be so tiring? Well one thing I have learned is that I am definitely not made to be a secretary for sure. However, the pay I can fxck with. My check is BANANAS! And my summer earning total is friggin CRAZYYY! I am ballin' like my name is Jim Jones *shudder*.

The best part is...I can afford the Louis Vuitton Stephen Sprouse bag =]

Well off to family bonding time. My lil bro is sick and we are trying to make him feel better with some love.

LATER KIDS!

Beyonce Just Can't Be Stopped

TWO new videos from the Queen Bee.
Ego remix featuring my hubby Kanye West and Broken Hearted Girl.
Check em outtttt....

What Happens In The Party...

[photo props to Kirsten J. She's a great photographer, check her site www.kirative.com]

Stays in the party *does a lil parkway shuffle*
Thank you Rupee for those wonderful lyrics.

Attended a party on Saturday and my, my, my was it popping to say the least.

I'll finish next time, I got work in the morning so...PEACE!

Baby You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone...

*WARNING*

The amount of (Sasha) fierceness, zestiness, fever you are about to experience may shock and amaze you. Possibly even shame you. Take a gander and please enjoy as I present to you 'Video Phone'...



What will the world do without Beyonce?

Late Night Chuckle

I have been watching The Simpsons ever since I was wittle me and this has always been one of my favorite moments:



I laughed until I cried lol.

Well you know B. Scott could not leave this fxckery untouched. Best response video lol:

This Ain't For Ringtones, This Ain't for Itunes, This Ain't For Z-100...

AHHHHHH HOVA IS BACK! ALL YOU HORRIBLE RAPPERS GO BACK INTO YOUR CAVES AND NEVER RETURN! THE NORTH IS BACK, NEW YORK IS TAKING RAP BACK. IT'S OVER FOR THE SOUTH Y'ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

If you do not know of what I speak, Hot 97 debuted 'DOA (Death of Auto-tune)' by Jay-Z @ 9 pm. And an hour later I already downloaded it [thank you internet recorders lol].



I don't about you all but I am excited for The Blueprint 3 like a mofo. Hov spits fire on this track and No I.D killed it on the production. Bravo. New York, New York we backkkk. All hail the king! I'm sorry for being so excited and a tad cocky but if I hear 'Swag Surfing' one more time, I'ma box someone. Like what the fck has music come to? Kill the swag talk, kill the auto-tune [yes you too T-Pain, you gots to go with that bull], kill all the same crap we hear on the radio every day. I'm tired of this pop, radio friendly shxt. I want some good music dang it! Thank you Jigga for taking back the rap game with an iron fist and telling those fools that auto-tune is not the business and it is not what the people are checking for. Lil Wayne, stop that shxt. Mac Mane...stop now. Ron Browz...eh your a nobody anyway. Kanye...I love you but..yeah cut it out boo. And the rest of you STOP IT! This is not the fkn 80s. Shock me with something because if I hear one more song sounding like a computer is sing a love song to me [Jeramih or whatever your name is mister birthday sex man -_-], we will fight. Mark Your Calendars: September 11th, 2009 is the release date for BP3. The next single is supposed to have Drake on it so I am super excited for my boo Jimmy [yes he is still Jimmy to me, he just grown now] =].

Sidetrack: I know this is old news but is/was Drake really with Bria Myles? If so...bravo! Smh @ me being angry when the Rihanna rumors were going around and being happy that he has possibly been with Bria. I like her.



T-Pain, Ron Brows, Birthday Sex Man [I cannot spell his name]& Lil Wayne = Lawrys
fxck it, Hov this is my ringtone.

Why Are You So Paranoid?

I've been waiting for this video since forever because I admit it, I am a Kanye West stan lol. I've loved everything this man has done since 2004 and this is no exception. I saw the director's cut of 'Paranoid' weeks ago when it was leaked but here is the finished version. Rihanna is the paranoid chick and even though she bothers me, this fellow islander looks gorgeous and did a good job flinging herself around during the sharp points of the song. I love how the video is like one of those little movies from the 50s. One of the highlights for me was the beginning when the shadowed hands pulled the sheets off of Rihanna. The video gets a lil boring after that point but eh it's still different from shiny cars, big booty chicks, and fake hundred dollar bills.

I Refuse...pt. 2

I am convinced my friend Krystyna is trying to kill me. I did a post on one of my biggest annoyances: hood child typing. Krystyna has taken it upon herself to be my watchful eye on the net, emailing me the foreign language known as hood speak. Now I commend her for her for braving this horrendousness and bringing this tom foolery to me BUT I physically hurt when I try to read the sentences these humans write. My heart shrivels up and I feel like I am having an asthma attack. Take a gander at this...this...I don't even know how to explain it. Prepare you brain for a serious exercise.

Email #1

[AWAY] ||HoM3w0oRk Fl0oW||
CaNt H3lP BuT ThiiNk SoM3tHiiN BoUt 2 HiiT Da FaN....HmMmM...YuNg BoYz D3s3 DaYz MaN SmFH...ii CaNt H3lP BuT LaUgH..PaTii3nTliii WaiiTiiN 4 DiiS W33k3nD So ii CaN PaRtY HaRd && R3lii3v3 DiiS StR3sS!!!
Dr0oP Ya iiSh___
{[iiCoN]} Da HaNdSoM3 N3pH3W
XXXGLAMOROUSM3XXX

How long did it take this chick to type this? Since the fck when has 3 become a letter and words have multiple vowels? SO many errors but the one that set me off was 'PaTii3nTliii'. WHAT THE FCK IS THAT? AS FAR AS I KNOW THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORD IS SPELLED! HELL THAT ISN'T A WORD! I cannot take this foolishness. Why?


Email #2

Hood Child: cc a consularr iff yu have sleep pawbsxz
Hood Child: [AWAY] ||Uqq..ATL a lil ² Grass-e 4 mi..need mi city baq!|
Hood Child: [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S ² MUCh]]
Hood Child: ___HUNii& DiiP___
Hood Child: ExXxXxXxX Catergoriiee..35|89..OO SZNAP!!!!!!!
Hood Child: yu need sme tyme mangement
-------------------------------- 7:12 pm --------------------------------
[AWAY] ||A i1/4"Aa,(R) MAN..Mii N Mii UNCL& JuST W&NT A^2. DA GYM..SMFH..N&VA AG&N..SHOWA FLOW!| [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S A^2 MUCh..Buht ii aint nevaa calliin him agen]] YO THIS YA BOY THE PRINCE TRES' TAKEN OVER MY BESTIE JAY...


Pawbsxz? Catergoriiee??? Uqq? Grass-e?? Sznap?? AND SINCE THE FCK WHEN HAS '&' REPLACED THE LETTER 'E'???? I'm so fcking done. I refuse this bullshxt, I refuse it with all my might. I REBUKE THEE!!!

You already know the deal, gotta hit em with the Jay & Bey:

NOOOO FKN BUENO!

Oh and by the way, if you recognize this convo and know that this is your away message, do not come at me with any foolishness because I will give you some choice words that you cannot elongate with pointless consonants and vowels.

Come Get Your Cousin...

Why won't this boy learn his lesson?
Who the hell keeps leaving him alone in that hallway with a mac?
Why isn't anyone watching him so he can stop further embarassment?
Since when is sexually harassing a fold up chair sexy?
Since when does he make jewlery?
And for life of me can people learn to spell when they are insulting people? Nigaz? Really? I don't condone that word, although it may slip out sometimes but dang it! Spell it right if your gonna use it in an insulting manner, sheesh!
I tell you, people just don't learn.
More laughs for you and I!

*starts singing* We gon' get it tipsy, we gon' get it tipsy...

The Shots Just Keep Coming...

TOOO FUNNY!!!
The twirl had me rolling and then when he broke out into Single Ladies, I flatlined.
-DEAD-

You Gets No Love

Okay no blog updates as of late because my family has FINALLY MOVED! But where we moved has nobody for me to steal wifi from, not even linksys =/. Linksys was my dude mayne. Anyway,I have my own room now =]. It's nicknamed purple passion because everything in there is purple. I have no pics because I lost my fkn camera cord -_-. We are still unpacking and waiting on furniture so stay tuned folks. Internet connection is also on it's way [praise the lawd].

While I was trolling the net a couple of weeks ago I discovered this sad attempt at Kanye and Tang Gang during Paris Fashion Week. Take a gander:

Kanye & The Tang Gang [homie in those leapord tights stay giving me fever I swear!]

I'm adding this because South Park was dead on lol.

These fools...-_-. And who is that desultory human being in the back posted up on the pole?

You gets NO LOVE! I should be dropping off my english final so uh ima keep this short for now and hit em with a big ole:

Jay & Bey have said enough.

Slim is out kids.
Pray for internet!

Something Of Massive No Bueno Proportions...

My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:



Pretty Ricky is officially done!
What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:



Jay & Bey do not approve.

Ear Candy: One Of My Favorite Rappers Edition

If you haven't noticed I don't really mess with mainstream rap unless it's Kanye West, Jay-Z, Jadakiss, Cassidy, and a few others. Curt@!n$ is one of the greatest and freshest rappers I have heard in a long time along with some other underground artists. I never share my music ['cause I'm stingy like that] but this song is a must for everyone to here especially black folks. It debuted today on MTV U so I know tons of college kids and those lucky suckers with Verzion Fios saw it if they were watching. The message and video are clear and it's something that we all need to take heed of. So here is 'Black Folks' by Curt@!n$:

Boredom And A Half

So school is coming to an end in a couple of days and the amount of joy I feel cannot be contained [woo hoo]. Aside from the little black hole I like to call BFS, there is a whole lot of things going on in the world and hell why not ponder about them! I mean school is almost over, why fuss and fight? Let's focus on more important things like celebrities *insert big scary smile here*.

Celebrity #1: Rihanna
Lil Miss Punching Bag has been all over the damn place lately. See just when I started to like her again it all just goes back to the old days aka the "Rihanna must go away" days. Everywhere I look, I see her. Now it is nice that you are able to get out in the real world again after getting knocked down like Keri Hilson but damn it must you be everywhere??? Poor Bobby Brown...ahem sorry Chris Brown is still in hiding. What about him darling? Must he see you parading around the place looking all types of good? AND THEN rumors of Rihanna and Drake hooking up are floating around. That right there is the final straw for me. You leave Drake alone missy! First you sunk your claws into Chris and look where he ended up. Now you going after Jimmy?!?!?! Mmmmhmmm. You think you slick huh? Take down all the high yella boys teen girls been lusting over for years. Watch Drake, you get too close she gonna have your ass deported back to Canada when she done with you. Well this entire post cannot be mean to Rihanna. I may not like her too much but I do enjoy her stylist. Whoever the hell her stylist is...brayvo because what I see in my head and cannot afford is exactly what you put on that girl. I do have one request though...someone give that girl back her accent. I enjoyed the bajan twang she had going. Nah but for real though I am tired of seeing her all over the place.

In case you haven't noticed this entire post was made out of boredom and annoyance. It will most likely be deleted later on anyway. WELP! I'm out.

Congrats to Chris Brown winning BMI Songwriter of the Year Award. It's some happiness to the poor boy's life.

*Kanye Voice* You Lose!

Charles Hamilton isn't my most favorite person in the entire world. His voice is annoying and he is funny looking but I do like some of his songs. I'm not even gonna lie, if 'Brooklyn Girls' didn't utter the line "Damn sure ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl" and had a nice beat I woulda passed that shxt straight. I do fxcks with 'Pure Imagination', 'Rockstar Girl', and a few of his other tracks but back to the topic. This shxt right here, this shxt right here is the funniest thing I have seen ALLLLLLLLLL day. Like literally it made me give a Flavor Flav 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW'. See what happens when you get really outta pocket and disrespectful...



See Charlie Ham you should have known better than to fxck with a Brooklyn girl. You rub us the wrong way, we will rock ya jaw. And yes that's a warning.

*disclaimer* I don't know where the hell she is from but she sound a lil Harlemish or South Side Jamaica Queensish [you know they talk funny out in those parts].

HA HA HA!

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

................

I WIN!

YOU LOOSSEEE!!

CAUSE

I

 W

I

N

!

[hacked by Asha K Bee]

Fashion Goal of Summer 2009:

So the Stephen Sprouse x Louis Vuitton Collection has been out for a hot minute now. I refused to cover it because every blog on the earth did especially when that skateboard base avec Louis V case appeared. This is my favorite collabo aside from the Murakami collabo, from 2004 I believe, with Louis Vuitton and I admit I am obsessed with it. Neon graffitti and designer monograms are so Slim [street with a glamourous twist I like to say] and so that is why my official fashion goal for the summer of 2009 is....drum roll please...THE STEPHEN SPROUSE X LOUIS VUITTON SPEEDY 30 PURSE!!! I've wanted a Louis purse since 7th grade and I think it's bout time I get one. Only issue...I don't know how much I will make over the summer to afford this before it's discontinued. Wanna know the price? Hold on to your seats kids. The Speedy 30 from the Stephen Sprouse collection is $1,180 *winces* ugh I envy the rich and simple. But I love this purse and damn it I want it! And the ads are just sick. I need to do a photoshoot like this one day. Glowing neon, topless, and designer = straight heaven. I'm skinny, I'm cute, I can be a model damn it!


I just like these rings. Pointlessly expenisve...


The Speedy 30 in pink & green. The orange seemed too dull on the website =/

I Wear A Mean Dark Pair Of Shades...

And you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent, ya dig -_-
Well since I am a soon to be working woman [June 15th folks!] I needs me some new sunglasses or as the Vincys call em 'darkers'. I have this lovely pair of aviators from H&M that are cutting it but these babies...these right here look like they should be sitting atop my nasal cavity and shading my eyes from that damn sun. Now before some of you go crazy and purchase these, please know that certain sunglasses aren't made for all shapes of head. I, myself, need to go check these out because I have a small, narrow head with a bit of cheeks lol. If these don't look good on me I will be heartbroken =/. So Claw Money and Sunglasses Hut are teaming up to create these gems. They come in three colors: purple, pink, and turqouise/light blue. I am fond of all 3 and if I could afford em I shall cop all! They are limited edition so snatch while you can =].

Is There Anyone Out There Because It's Getting Harder & Harder To Breathe...

WELL WELL WELL, I was tired as soon as I got to school yesterday. Apparently I looked real bad because my advisor told me as soon as he saw me "You look really tired and worn out". Chea! Ya think?!?! Junior year has been nothing but hell on some seriousness BUTTT EN-TEE-WAYS! All day I had been having problems breathing but near the end of the day it was so bad that I could hardly go up the stairs and I couldn't speak without gasping for air after gasping for air after two words. My friend, David, walked me to bio and helped me in the elevator for my last period french class. He told me to go to the nurse but me being the stubborn human being I am said no and hauled myself to french class. In the middle of french my teacher asked me if I was okay. I definitely wasn't because my chest we tightening and I couldn't stay up. I told her I think my asthma is coming back and I hauled myself out of the classroom. I saw two of my classmates in the hallway and laid down next to them. I immediately fell asleep and then woke up 5 minutes later and went to the dean because I really felt like dying. As soon as I got to her office she told me to sit down and she called the nurse. The nurse came, made me drink mad water, and then had me do a breathing test. Out of my normal 450, I only shot up to 55. They called my mom to see if she can get to me with some medicine but she was too far away and wouldn't get to me on time. Plan B: call the ambulance. The paramedics came, hooked me up to the nebulizer and some wire thingy from my wrists and chest. Madness. The gorgeous female paramedic [smh @ thinking she was gorgeous though I could hardly breathe to save my life] said that I shouldn't play with my lungs because if I waited any longer I could have needed CPR. They then strapped me into this wheelchair thingy and wheeled me out the building. As they rolled me out of the elevator I see the Lone Harlemite, Amaris, and Ashbash lined up by the entrance with sad faces. I wanted to laugh so hard because the situation never seemed that serious to me and they were looking like sad puppies. It's weird that I could have died but the entire situation was hilarious; I wanted to laugh but my lungs wouldn't permit me -_-. Sooo they wheel me down Jay Street. People looking at me like "Awww poor thing bout to die" and Ismaelly [lil freshman who I adore] is like " GIRLLLL! You got asthma too! I hope you feel better!" Too funny. They stick me in the back of the ambulance with the dean and turn on the siren. *side track* HOW G AM I? I GOT THE SIREN BXTCHES! HAHA! We driving down the street and homie in the driver's seat clicks on that siren. Gased much! *back to real world*. Yeah so we get to Long Island College Hospital aka LICH and they register me [which was fairly easy because I was born there] and gave me around 8 or 9 asthma treatments. That nebulizer was my best friend on Friday man. The nurse was really funny and my doctor was possibly gay but he was cute. They gave me this nasty red medicine that coated my mouth and refused to give me water -_-. Soon my pops strolled in [I was crazyyy shocked and scared because my dean was there. Can you say financial aid fck up? CHEA!]. She left moments after and I chilled with the padre until the madre popped in. They both chilled with me and my dad left after a good while. It was nice seeing him. Then my mom stayed with me and both her & the nurse cracked on me. She got some nerve seeing as I got my asthma from her side of the fam -_-. Then my auntie came and I was released pretty late with 4 prescriptions of asthma stuff. My aunt bought me shrimp dumplings and snacks and we came home. I love the folks at LICH. Greatest hospital ever. My fam = the greatest ever. Minus the fact that the whole of St. Vincent thinks I'm dying lol. This was my first full blown asthma attack since I was 4 and man I never wanna have one again. My poor lil lungs were struggling. Now everyone is yelling at me to be careful. BLAME THE ALLERGIES!



Blame it on the trees.
Make you wanna sneeze.
Blame it on the pollen.
Got your lungs swollen.
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-allergies.
A Slim Thugg Original ^^^



*sigh* my poor kids might have asthma, hope they never have to go through anything like this. Although it was fun as all hell minus the almost dying part.



I wanted a purple one. Once again I was stuck with a blue one -_-

Asian Persuasion

Known fact that I love me some Asian guys, yes yes correct? Good! I just thought this video was cute and decided to post it because 1) homie in the vid is cute, 2) his theory is something to be discussed and 3)I love seeing black females with asian guys because it's something you see but not like everyday. His wife is black and he is Chinese [cute ass Chinese boy]. I know of some Asian dudes who date nothing but Black chicks but they are all taken so you single chocolate loving Asian friends...Ima need y'all to give a sister a call, send be a text, SOMETHING LOL. My reason for liking Asians is not from his theory, mine stems from influence and just straight up being open minded. As long as you're cute and I like your personality, we can chill. Period. However, my family has this Asian thing lol. My mother LOVESSSS Asian guys. She has always said if she didn't meet my father I would have been half Asian. I never quite knew how to take that but anyway my brothers are into Asian girls and I am into Asian guys. It seems to be a personality trait or something. On my behalf I could say that I may have been influenced by my mother [because she has been drooling over Jet Li for since I could remember] but my brothers did not grow up with my mom until their junior high years. So as I grew up hearing this 'that's one sexy Asian' I began to look and see damn...they really are sexy. My crush in junior high was this Japanese kid who was almost blacker than me lol. I went into my rock phase but he kept me on my hood side whenever I chilled with him. *sigh* those were the days. What I need to do is go over to Canarsie High School. They have a good chunk of cute Asians. Oh and so does Brooklyn Tech. SMH @ me sounding like a fiend but I have been with black, hispanic, and white but never an Asian. Eh I'm rambling at this point but this is my blog so who cares [surly not I].

Question: Why every time I say I like Asian guys to Black dudes they wanna throw the "they have small penises" line at me? The fck you doing looking at other men's private areas? How do you know Asians are lacking in the package? Just like there are Black dudes trolling around with little vienna sauages, there are Asians with that good peen. And besides, it's not the size of the friend, it's how you use him =x. [LMFAO @ me sounding like a sex queen but damn it's 3 am and my brain isn't right at the moment]. And why is it okay for you [black male] to date outside of the race but the minute a black female tries/wants to you get all up in arms? SMH @ the foolishness.

Now to the theory of the cute asian in this vid! He may have something there. Asian guys are constantly baraded by Asian chicks with insults about how they aren't as good as White men. Black females...gosh we just have it hard. Not only do we have other races telling us that our big lips, hips, butts, hair, and skin is good for nothing except maybe being a video model in some raunchy hip-hop video, we have men in our own race downing us. How many of us have heard that we aren't as good as the light skinned girl? How many of us have seen them drool over the lil hispanic girls? Half of of the females that I see getting snatched up by black dudes deserve to be snatched up by bear traps because they look busted. What do us good looking females have to do now? Go outside the race. Asian guys, your fems say you aren't worthy, come on over here. We have all seen blasian kids, we know black females and asian males can produce some beauties so why be so hesitant? I say join forces and take over the world.

Slim is now accepting boyfriend applications from the Asian community. I mean I have been doing so since I spotted Jet Li in "Romeo Must Die" [always thought he was fine] but I am a teen now, I need to explore and I've seen the Asians of my generation [they are going hard man]. Yo am I the only one who thought Trunks from Dragon Ball Z was fine?

You're So 2000 and Late aka UGG Enough!

Sorry if I am wrong for liking the separation between public school kids and private school kids but damn it am I wrong? Being in public school until 6th grade I was the uncool kid who was friends with the popular tricks and the so called losers. When I entered private school in 7th grade I down right outcasted myself because I hated these children and I refused to end up like them. However, what I did like was that I could finally be myself. I mean I was myself in public school and where did it get me? Odd stares and not so subtle whispers which I found quite shocking seeing as half those bxtches who were popping off at the mouth were gully monsters by day and boogeymen by night, but I digress. My love for neon and "white people stuff", as they called it, was not accepted. So finally in private school not only could I branch out and be me, I discovered so much more. In 7th grade, I admit I was a Paris Hilton fan [I was stupid, 12, and The Simple Life was funny as hell]. I saw her in those Uggs and I thought they were cute, hell I still think they are cute if you have enough swag to pull it off. I asked my mom to get me Uggs and for Christmas I got my size 7, Sand colored, tall Ugg boots. I put them on instantly and wore them every chance I got. I remember I went to the mall in them and I felt the eyes of humans burning holes into me and my Uggs. Finally some fool had the courage to be like "Ma it's cold or something? Those shxts are ugly." And me being the rude little person I am, only when disrespected of course, replied with "Kiss my ass. I like them." The whispers continued "Ehhh what the hell she got on her feet. Those is ugly." *goes into rant mode* OKAY first off, if you are going to insult something that I am wear PLEASE, PLEASE have the courtesy to at least use proper english. Second, once again those speaking out of pocket were unfortunate looking looks and clothing wise. Third and finally, speak proper english when insulting me because not only do you sound like a hater [I hate that word but it applies] but you sound illiterate. Either way darling you lose. *back to the story* Fast forward to 2009: WHO IN THE HELL BROUGHT UGGS TO THE HOOD? Every foot this year has been planted in Uggs and I am utterly confused because not too long ago HELL about 5 years ago people had the nerve to look at me funny. Now I look at them funny because it's like wow, not only are fashionably late [because nobody really wears Uggs anymore] but you're a bunch of hypocrites. The sad thing is Austrailians don't even understand American facisnation with Uggs. They were Uggs to heard sheep and to take out the garbage. Hell they call them Uggs for a reason [because those fxckers are actually ugly lol]. Eh I wanted Uggs for a minute this year because they are comfy and warm as hell but I can't see myself paying $150 for a dead animal to be wrapped around my feet that will eventually get creasey and dirty. Maybe its wrong for me to generalize public school children but I feel like there is a clear difference and damn it that is what you are lol. When I wore a neon green hoodie with a green flower headband in 6th grade to spice up that drab uniform, I heard "Why you so bright for? You look like a highlighter. That flower ain't even real" People...people...fast forward to 2006-2007...neon every got daymn where. *sigh* I need to start another trend. Do my rants ever stay on point? Oh well. Serious sidetrack: You ever got the instant urge to pee as soon as someone goes into the bathroom? Like I was fine until my brother entered the bathroom and the urge to pee hit me like a damn brick. Smh @ my bladder, got no type of home training. Anyway I am done with this rant, I gotta pee. TMI? Maybe but I don't care, this is my blog.