So uhh junior year...

no blogging till the weekend.
junior year of high school is the DEVIL!

Welcome To The Old Head Committee.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!
Be back later to update about the fun night with my girlies.

*update* I am too lazy to recount the events so...yeah happy birthday to me!
All in all: school, dinner, chill, party.

Yeah I Cried So What?

A picture is worth a thousand words.

I have my President Barack Obama playlist on here [three songs so far, I'm coming along lol]

So enjoy 'Barack Campaign', 'Celebration', and 'My President Is Black' until I can get some other stuff.

He has been the president for about 50 minutes now. [I'm telling you all, CNN is on point].

Congrats Mr. President.

The Oh So Amazing One >>>>>> School.

I'm not in school today. They can't make me go. I mean honestly, school or living history? It sucks enough that my mother's attempts to get us to DC for tomorrow failed but to be in school and not see the entire event? Pshhhh learning my ass. I love my mother for trying though because I know she wants to be there just as much as I do. Man if only we had a place to stay or if we were caking...::sigh:: next time I guess. I just find it a little horrible that hotels made rooms ridiculously expensive for this date knowing damn well that there is a recession. Hotel rooms costs more than our rent! Smh but enough of this complaining, time to spread some joy. My television has been glued to CNN for 3 days now. Normally I hate CNN but this weekend, they have become my best friend. Non stop Obama coverage, WHAT??? I have officially bonded with CNN. What president do you know of that had a 3 day celebration and had celebs offering to do concerts for free? I don't even remember Bush's inauguration. HELL I didn't care. I have always wanted to be apart of the fight for my people. Ever since elementary school I've found myself daydreaming about being apart of the civil rights movement. I saw myself in my white sweater with a pink skirt, white socks, black mary janes, and my hair in a nice bun walking down the street with a sign or in another scenerio I was in jail cell soaking wet from the fire hose, singing songs of freedom with my fellow protesters. All I know is that some way, some how I wanted to be apart of history and now my dream has come true. The older folks can say "I was here when Dr. Martin Luther King made his famous 'I Have A Dream' speech". Now I can say "I was in my living room, watching Mr. Barack Obama become the 44th president of the United States on my big ole 72 inch HD television" lol. I can't watch history on some dinky little tv, I must see it on the best. It will make me feel as if I was there because I really and truly do wish I was. Just to be in the atmosphere, to breathe the same air, to share the excitement of others. But alas I am here in Brooklyn and I am content because at least I am alive to see this day. Many people have died for this to happen and I am here to see it. I can tell my kids about it, I can tell my grandchildren about the excitement the day after Obama won and watching the inauguration. I remember that night as if it were yesterday. I was IMing people and then I looked up and I saw that Barack's numbers had gone past the winning point. "Oh my God! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! MOMMY! WE WON! OH GOD WE WON!" Yes I lost my voice and yes I danced around the living with my mother and yes we made up a song but it was all for a good reason.We really did do it. We took one large step in racial equality in America. Sure having a black president wouldn't fix everything over night and it surly does not mean that *poof* racism is gone. No no no no we still have to fight but this in itself is a win because many of us thought that this would never happen in our lifetime. I thought I had to wait until I was well into my years to see this happen. I'm not gonna lie, I had no faith in America when it came to race, HELL I still don't but this alone shows me that I can be proud of my country. I am in disbelief. I still can't believe that the 44th president of the United States is going to be Mr. Barack Obama. People are wondering how long the Obama honeymoon will last. It will last forever. I have faitht that Obama will pull this country through the bull that Bush has left us in. Abraham Lincoln was faced with the issue of slavery and division in the U.S and although it had to come to war and we faced many hard years ahead...he pulled through and is considered one of the best presidents ever. Obama will be fine. He has God on his side and everyone is praying for him so matter what at least one prayer will be heard. Enough of my rambling because I know I lost myself somewhere in this post lol. *cue music* "MYYYYYYYY PRESIDENT IS BLACK, MY BANGS ARE BLUE..."

*update* as I sit here on my couch I can say I have changed my mind about wanting to be in DC. There are entirely toooooo many people there and I am not one for crowds especially ones that large. Everyone looks like little colorful beads lol. It's a sea of people, 2 miles to be exact. I am content with my television as long as my president and his fam are doing okay. The daughters looks so cute. Michelle is gorgeous. And Barack is...just amazing in all ways contending. Am I the only one who feels kinda sorry for Bush? And Cheney should have stayed home in that damn wheel chair! Aretha looks awfully nice in grey. And that pastor was gooood.


Welllll I gotta go now, I'm sorta tired of typing....sorta.

The Oh So Amazing One

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Crunk for the 20th? This is gonna be my theme song for the entire day, I swear to on Mount High. I'm gonna do a little remix for ya [showing my rhyming skillz]

My president is black, my bangs are blue

And I'll be goddamned if my jeans ain't too

My laptop's light pink and my Dunks straight grey

And I love to see that green, what more I got to say?

Let's go!

The skinny bxtch can roll with the hardest...shun *folds arms*.

Arm Candy:: Clutch Edition

Imagine yourself walking down the street with this lovely handcrafted leather clutch by Armando Javier. It is made from a collage of news headlines commemorating Obama’s victory. And if you are like me and you value your individuality then you will be glad to know that since these are handmade each purse comes out differently and no two are alike [heaven!]. Generously priced at $195 at www.boutiquemix.com/ this clutch would be a hot item come January 20th. If I was caking I would definitely buy this. There is no price for Obama and this purse is a one of a kind so it is worth it. Imagine the stares and compliments you will garner with this purse. Then the fact that you know you are looking all types of fresh while supporting the oh so amazing one is a total plus. Come on now...this is a must buy.

Aight so watch CNN, MSNBC, and all those political channels for the Obama celebration.

why?

'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.

Just When There Was A Glimpse Of Hope...

Violence marred an afterparty for the recent release of the Biggie biopic, “Notorious,” leaving four men stabbed in a New York City nightclub.

According to the Associated Press, a party advertised as the afterparty for the film premiere, left a 21-year-old man in critical condition after being stabbed numerous time, while three others were stable.

The stabbing took place at the Djumbala club is in the Canarsie section of Brooklyn on Saturday (January 17).

At press time, what sparked the incident is unknown, and police would not release any further information.

While the party had been promoted as the “official” afterparty, “Notorious” distributor, Fox Searchlight, said it was not related.

[via bossip]

Just couldn't keep a promise could you! In the name of Biggie, just couldn't do us all that one favor? I don't care what it was. Unless these people hurt or killed someone in your immediate family there is no reason for there to be violence [period]. And it just had to happen in Brooklyn right? Ugh bottom line...black folk this has got to stop. Everywhere we go cannot be marked by violence. Big died because of senseless violence, that alone should have stopped people but then again...humans are humans. I am giving you all until 11:59 pm January 20th to change your ways. It is a new day people! We have the oh so amazing one officially in office and he is showing you all that we can go further in this world than we ever thought. Please stop the stupid violence and make changes. Next time you think about stabbing or shooting so & so think about the consequences and where that is going to get you. NO WHERE!

I Got Kicks Different Colors...

Shout out to The Cool Kids for the inspiration of the title.

This sickkk advertisment is for Upper Echelon Shoes created by New York natives Seth Campbell and Nick Cohen. UES is filling the void in the high demand for women’s sneakers by creating new eye catching designs and replacing the boring old laces with 18k gold. That's just asking to get robbed in the hood. These suckers run for $250...one pair, not two, but one pair. Ballin' or not...I'm gonna pass. Nah I'm lying, if I was caking it for real, I'd take a bite of this apple. Actually looking at them upclose, they aren't worth $250, I'd cop if they were $100-$150 on sale. I only posted this because the ad caught my eye and tickled my fancy. Someone should do guys in Dunks or Jordans. May seem a little gay but everyone needs a lil raging homo moment in their life right? You know I love me the gays. Speaking of, I need a gay friend. It is long over due.

Foot Candy:: Stepping Out Edition

Shockingly enough they are both my favorite color [gotta love the purp]. The booties...I have no clue who they are by but something about them says Gucci to me, I don't know why. Anyway, I got them from Japanese Vogue [ugh which is totally slept on in the US lol] and I love them. Sure they may remind you of Dr. Seuss but I love em. I can see the outfit right now lol. The second pair are the Dior Cruise 09 Sandal [props to High Snobette] and they are something fierce let me tell ya. I would sleep in these. Ugh the ultimate birthday shoe...::sigh::.

Just browsing at 3am...it's either this or watch Family Matters...I think FM is winning...

This ain't nothing but the devil

Disturbing but funny as all hell.

Hehe I'll Put A Spell On You

She was uploading pics on FB...

zing(10:15:49 PM): my patience is weearing thin
zing (10:15:55 PM): 60*
Dymond(10:15:54 PM): yeah id give up
Dymond(10:16:09 PM): i figured it was 60
zing(10:17:34 PM): sigh
zing (10:18:08 PM): im doing 2 at a time
Dymond(10:18:19 PM): smh u gonna be there all nite
zing(10:18:35 PM): im pushing it
zing10:18:38 PM): i just did 3
zing (10:18:39 PM): lol
Dymond (10:20:23 PM): lol watch it rebel on u
zing(10:20:29 PM): shutup
zing(10:20:31 PM): its working
zing (10:20:31 PM): lol
Dymond(10:20:33 PM): lol
Dymond(10:20:43 PM): good luck
zing(10:20:44 PM): omg
zing (10:20:47 PM): YUR THE DEVIL
zing(10:20:50 PM): I HATE YU Slim Thugg [hehe edit]

zing (10:20:52 PM): JESUS CHRIST
Dymond(10:20:56 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zing (10:20:59 PM): IT WAS GOING ALL FINE TILL YU SAID THAT
Dymond(10:21:01 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dymond(10:21:02 PM): LMAO
zing (10:21:03 PM): i hate yu oh god
Dymond(10:21:03 PM): LMAO
Dymond(10:21:06 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Dymond(10:21:10 PM): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
zing (10:21:19 PM): GO TO HELL
Dymond(10:22:23 PM): im already there

zing (10:22:39 PM): i ahte you
Dymond (10:22:52 PM): i know =]
zing(10:23:10 PM): lol
zing(10:23:14 PM): jesus christ
zing(10:23:20 PM): it was going all fine till yu said something
zing (10:23:22 PM): jesus.

OHHHHHH EMMMMM GEEEE!!!

OH MY GOSH I AM SO EXCITED!
I DIDNT EVEN FINISH MY LAST BLOG I HAD TO STOP AND DO THIS.
SO WE ALL JUST GOT THE MAIL FROM BFS AND ONE OF MY LOVELY BESTIES ASHA TOLD ME THAT WE ARE GRADUATING ON JUNE 9TH, 2010. I DID NOT BELIEVE HER UNTIL I TOLD MY MOM TO CHECK THE MAIL AND HAD THE CALENDAR IN MY HAND.


OHHHHHHH DEAR LORD SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
JUNE 9TH 2010

I wanna cryyyyyyyy!
We just got here!!!!!
Where is my asthma pump...




This vid has been out for a min now and of course I've seen it a million times [it has been my text ringtone since for so damn long, how could I have not]. I just posted it now because I am extremely happy and this is my happy song. And I just really do like this video. If I had to direct videos for a living it would definitely be like this. When I hear music, this is what I see in my head [crazy huh?] sooo mad props to T-pain && my boo Chris Breezy for this song and to Syndrome for creating amazing videos. I just noticed that one of those girls dancing in the vid has the same exact outfit that I do except for the sneakers...that is a sign from the Man up above that I should have been in that vid! I'm telling you.

Do You Ever Wonder...

Do you ever just wonder about the people you live near? As I am sitting here in my blogging bliss, the people above my apartment just start romping around and I am hearing a child cry. Like loud ass noises BONG BONG BONG BONG! BOODOOP BOODOOP BOODOOP! Like wtf is going on up there? In the past there has been some domestic violence going on up there but with a different couple. I am beginning to think that the apartment above me is tainted because this is utterly ridiculous. First domestic, now possibly child abuse? Smh.


Do you ever just wonder what the hell possesses some people to create the away messages they do? For this entire week I have seen at least 2 away messages about head. Whether it is a rap lyric or them saying straight out "I want some head", that is not something you put in an away message. Just defy gravity and suck yourself off already because this is just ridiculous.


Do you ever just wonder why parents complain over dumb shxt? Like I realize to them it may not be stupid because I know she needs help but damn! It would take so much less energy to just do what we didn't do instead of doing all of this needless talking. And I hateeee when they stop complaining for two seconds but then come back out of nowhere stillllll on that one small ass topic. That alone makes me do whatever I didn't do because I don't wanna hear your mouth. No wait...I'm lying I still don't do shxt.


Do you ever just wish you went to a different school? I do that sometimes. I would list reasons but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I just thought I would bring that up.


Do you ever just wonder why some girls are soooo stupid? I used to wonder that but from my experiences this school year I think I may have found the answer...boys. It is so sad how girls can make themselves look so stupid over a boy. They change up just please his sorry ass for that one moment making him look like a prince and you like a pauper. If only they knew what is said behind their backs smh. Oh its not just people talking about you, it's the boy too so don't feel special. I try my best to give advice when asked for it but as I have constantly said before, bxtches don't listen to me. I have honestly given up on acting like big sister because I talk and I talk but they never listen. I say "Stop making a fool of yourself", "He does not like you the way you do", "Watch out for yourself and the people who you think are your friends" but to no avail BXTCHES DON'T LISTEN TO ME and then wanna come cry and tell me their problems. Nooooo no no no I am done with that. I will hit that small X in the IM box with the quickness. I am all for helping others, I offer advice whenever I can but I just cannot stand when people don't listen to me. It makes me wanna give up =/


Do you ever wonder why people care about the people they do? Like if you care about someone, don't fxcking IM me and ask me about what that person did. Wtf? Do I look like their keeper? You just signed on just to ask me about another person? Go to hell! Go ask the bxtch [and by bxtch I mean male or female] yourself! Shxt, it's really not that hard. But then again...you are you. I'm just saying.


Do you ever wonder why people don't beat their kids? I was watching Tyra the other day and she was doing a show on teens getting preggers. She interviewed about 10 girls and I was shocked when one girl was 17 had already had one abortion, kept one child, gave the other one up for adoption, and has another on the way. After the first one I woulda whooped my daughter so bad someone would have called ASC on me. Thats some bull. Four pregnancies??? At 17??? Smh. And no she was not black as the stereotype portrays. Most of the girls on the stage were white. There were 4 black girls I think. This one mixed girl was 14 with her second baby on the way. I could never imagine being in that position at such a young age. Hell even at my age I refuse to imagine myself in such a postion. These girls are stupid and need an ass whooping. Something, I don't know, Jesus perhaps?


Do you ever wonder why you are attracted to whoever you are attracted to? I have always wondered why I tend to lean towards lighter skinned guys. I am generally attracted to everyone as long as they are cute and funny but my type in terms of boyfriends they have been light skinned guys with nice lips lol. It's that Chris Brown thing. If only they danced like him *goes off into fantasy world* oh lawd I think I would marry them. It's just what happens and it's not because the guy is light skinned, they just happen to be cute and their personalities are on point. I like chocolate guys, white guys, hispanics, the occasional cute arabs [I've been seeing those lately] and asians [ugh those are my number ones]. Hell my mother wants me to bring home as asian so I need to change up the game anyway. Speaking of light skinned, I am watching the Balwin Hills Season 1 marathon [Season 3 begins on January 27th!!!] and I just remembered the mean crushes I had on Jordan and Sal. I wonder what happened to Jordan's short ass? And Sal...oh my jesus [hay-zeus] he is just fine, all nice and muscular and lips just asking to be manhandled.

Have you ever wondered why the white authorites always complain about the black kids hanging out together and "excluding" the white kids? Do they ever wonder why we all stick together? None of the white kids make an effort to hang out with us and when we do attempt to build a bridge they walk on it but then run right off. I never intended on putting this in this posting but Garnett from Baldwin Hills mentioned this during an episode in Season 1 and I started to think about it again. This definitely goes on in my school so I can relate to every word she said. I'll save this topic for when my school pisses me off again.


Well keep on wondering about the things in your world, I've just been wondering about these things over the past week so tada!

Blame It On The Boogie

Thursday night marked the return of one of my favorite competition shows: America's Best Dance Crew [yay!!!]. Anything concerning dancing is my love. I've been watching So You Think You Could Dance since the jump and that alone has made me want to start dancing again so when America's Best Dance Crew came out, I had to get on it. I needs me a crew son lol!!! Anyway I have had many favorites on the two past seasons and I am very excited for this one. I wish they would stop with America's Next Top Model [I mean how many tall skinny heifers can you find?] and American Idol [half of the winners don't get pass one album] but ABDC & SYTYCD...never. Any-tee-waysss here are my favorites::

- Ringmasters:: BROOKLYN IN THE MUTHAFXCKIN HOUSE!!! FINALLY! They are showing what we've been doing on bcat for years except on a national level. I've been seeing flexing on Flex In Brooklyn on chanel 67 BCAT since 6th grade. Aww @ Lil Mama for crying, I felt that BK pride too and everything she said was sooo true.

- Quest Crew:: My babies Dominic & Hok from SYTYCD are in this group so they get insta-lurve and they are just really good. And it's a known fact that I have a thang for asians lol.

- Beat Freaks:: All fems with maddd skills. I am so proud because I can see them hanging on for a while.

- The Boxcuttuhz:: The underdogs with amazing swag [hate that word but its the truth]. They danced to Chromeo...nuff said.

-Team Millennia:: I liked them from last season and I like them still even tho they didn't really wow me this time with their routine.

I am so crunk for this season especially since Brooklyn is in there, WHAT!!! Mayneee it's a wrap lol. SO much more blogging to come because I have been holding in a lot all week so...see ya in a few mins.

You Get What You Pay For.

So I have had Dolce & Gabbana frames for about a year now and my mother paid a good $439 for them. I expected these bastards to last long seeing as they are designer frames and to be of better quality because my last pair, which were paid for by insurance and were unknowns, lasted long but they were obviously old and they broke in two places. EEEENK! Wrong! They eventually stretched out and got too big for my head [first sign of weakness], then they proceeded to constantly fall off my face [second sign of weakness]. I reported these shananagins to my dear mother and she brushed me off. Welllll well well, on Wednesday, as I was walking into Quaker meeting, I looked down and my blasted eyes fell for the millionth time but this time [here's the kicker] these momofuggas took it upon themselves to break. Bwahahahahahahaha! I was highly upset and damn near knocked poor Zion over the banister because he chose the wrong time to act like the baboon he is. I realized that this could get me out of paying attention in class while I was on the phone with my mother so I wasn't too upset anymore but what I was most upset about was that I won't be able to see the cute boys on the street. I know I sound boy crazy but I am a teen and hormones are very active and if I can't touch em, I might as well stare. That's alllll I'm saying. Well the next day my advisor used this special glue [it is used to build airplanes] to put my glasses back together. It didn't work last time so I didn't have much faith in it but shockingly enough I am sitting here without masking tape [thank you asha] on my glasses but with clear airplane glue holding these suckers together! So now my mom refuses to buy me new frames because we don't have it like that at the moment. I totally understand tho because there is a recession and we have bills to pay so I am cool with my cracked D&G frames.

You pay for the brand, not for the quality.
And you know why???
'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.

When bitchness strikes...

[ I might as well be hollering at him ^^^]

In light of certain bitchassness [thank you Diddy for that lovely word] I am going to keep a log of bitchness that has graced my pathway. It could be from a male that I know to straight bitchery I have seen on the street, I DON'T CARE YOU WILL BE MARKED! I should walk around and mark dudes with a big ass scarlet 'B' like they did Hester in The Scarlet Letter [get up on your American Lit people]. Hov said it the best "Men shouldn't get jealous, that's a femal trait' but I see the young men have missed that memo. Don't get jealous because I am hanging out with my friends. I give you your breathing time, give me mine. I don't question you when you go hang out with your hoe ass friends so don't get mad when I try to have a day with my non hoe ass friends. Don't text, call, or IM me with some bull. I am tired of guys acting like they are on their period. Unless there are special aisles in the supermarket or commercials for the special friend that visits you every month then you are not allowed to: complain, get mad over foolishness, walk around with an attitude, aka ACT LIKE A FKN FEM! If you want to have the hunt for the red october going on in your pants by all means come take this horrendousness away but until that point...shut the fck up and go sit your penis carrying ass down. I am tired of guys catching feelings. I understand you are hurt, I know that shxt is not easy but how fxcking long can you hold a grudge and not even attempt to clear the air. I don't beg for friendship, either we talk or we don't [period]. I just want to be on cool terms with everyone because I see no reason in being unhappy forever. There are people in my life who I should not talk to or even acknowledge but I do anyway because I see no reason to carry around malice in my back pocket. I am too cute for that shxt. I don't need drama in my life. When I say this to guys they are like "Wow you are just like a male, you don't hold on to shxt, you actually move on with no evilness' WELLLLLL that right there is a muthafxcking lie because guys are more female than ever when it comes to this. When I get to college guys better not be on this shxt because there will be hell to pay. I will shame your ass and make you walk around with "Bitch made" on your forehead. I am tired of guys gossiping like girls. Females will gossip but guys do it on a wholeeee other level. I tell my friends enough info to hold them because I trust no one, that's just me. Trust is not something that is my friend because every time I think I trust someone, they go and run their mouth so I am done with sharing my world. You get a piece of it lol. GUYS however tell their friends everything and have your name in the mouth of others who you do not know. Why do I have people from other schools asking me about our issue? Why is my name this kid's mouth when I have never met him in my entire life? Bottom line don't put our business out there because I never would. And when it gets back to me it's a has shxt that has never even happened thrown in there. I can understand if it is friends that I know but when my name and business are in the mouth of someone I have never met....Houston we have a problem bigger than global warming. I would never have my business out like that and neither should you. This display of bitchness has led me to only consider guys who are in no proximity of my school, friends, family, basically anywhere that he might know anyone that I know. Hell I could avoid all of this by going after a non english speaking immigrant but I'm not trying to have homeland security calling me up asking if I am hiding illegal aliens in my small ass apartment. Even aside from sharing their lives, guys will tarnish a girl's rep by having it around that she is a whore. This has never happened to me as far as I know but I have seen it happen to some girls who haven't done a thing besides kiss one boy and because she wasn't feeling him as much as she used to, he went and told everyone she was a smut. It is a girl thing to make rumors and to tarnish a girl's rep because "oh that broad stole my man" [lmao @ that hoodrat sentence] or some bull like that. I am tired of guys shopping more than chicks. I enjoy seeing guys with a semi empty closet but when you have more clothes and shoes than I do...no bueno. I like that you care about your appearance but when you start making outfits for me, I might have to cut you. Whatever happened to the days of white tee, nice dark blue jeans, and white ups? Now dudes out here looking worse than Rupaul. SMH! I am tired of the female tendencies in general! I call them fem tends. When you don't want someone to be friends with me because you have a tiff with me...fem tend. When you go through someone's phone and remove my number...fem tend. When you do any of the bitchery that I have complained about above...FEM BLASTED TEND!

Like I've been saying since the beginning of junior year
Dudes are bitch made.
Simple.
You don't even have to ask why
'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.

well its either this or suffer through homework...

Fat bxtches just hating. Pshhh my skinny ass is flyyyyy

-_-

ONE LAST ANNOYANCE FOR TODAY!
I promise ^_^

It's hot as hell in this house so I took off my shirt and I'm just lounging around in my bra. My mother and the man she has been with since I was 4 enter the house and survey the area. My mother is like "clothes young lady!", so I haul myself to my room and put on a tank top. Then I walk pass the bathroom and this nigga is standing there, peeing with the door open. HOW HARD IS IT TO CLOSE THE FXCKING DOOR!?!? And its not like this is a one time thing, he does it all the time. Thats fxcking nasty. Close the fxcking door. That's all I ask or else I am walking around in a bra 24/7 whether I am sick, healthy, fat...eh never that, skinny, etc. Just close the fxcking door 'cause no one wants to see ur junk, that's why ppl have sex with the lights off.

I talk like this 'cause I can back it up...

I got a big egoooooooo, such a huge egoooooo. " Just had to finish that lyric, thas all.

So I made some New Years resolutions and of course you know people never keep them BUT I however will keep mine. I have narrowed it down to the top four that are a serious, serious must. So arrr she blows...

1) Stay on top of my grades: this is the second semester of junior year, the year that colleges look at. If I want to go to a GREAT college and not one of those foolish ass ones...my grades gotta be top notch. I refuse to end up at Devry with my hair in a twist. * shudder* [Period]

2) Get a job. I'm tired of being broke. I WANT STARBUCKS DAMN IT! Nahh I joke I joke but I am an independent person in all aspects of life. Pride much? *enter Beyonce's song 'Ego' here*. Yes lol. I hate asking for money so I shall make my own.

3) Get a boyfriend again. Being single is fun yes but hearing these heifers have their little boyfriend talk can get a lil annoying and make you miss your days of hubbyhood so yeah...I am currently taking applications. Jonesing & chilling can only go so far.

4) Be more social. I am pretty darn social so far but I am shy as hell when I don't know you or feel intimidated by you. I wasted 9th and 10th grade but for the rest for 11th and all of 12th, I am gonna use the peeps I know to broaden my connections and to take over the world =]. Everyone wants to know me lol. I am shy at first but once we get comfy I go...it's a fact that I have a few screws loose lol.

That is my Top 4 and I am sticking to it!!!

GODZILLA!!!!

Imagine my horror as I entered the bathroom and there was a huge roach on the mirror. Now of course I'll scream [or at least attempt seeing as I am ill] but this here was not just any large ass roach. Like this mofo could eat 3 horses and a baby. Well of course we got that sucker killed [clorox and hot water works wonders]. BUT THEN my mother jumped in the shower and that bastard was trying to live!!! The audacity!!! Either way he died but the point it there is abosolutely no reason for an insect to be that big. If you go past a centimeter, your life no longer matters. You have earned the right to be sprayed, crushed, and/or burned. Bugs are just nasty in general but that was just downright outrageous. It's like when I saw that monster sized spider and everyone laughed at me for screaming and curling up in a ball like a nutcase. That shit was the size of my hand tho. Really tho? Do you need to be that large??? What does it do for you more than makes you and easy ass target for a human to spot and kill. And after my fam took down that godzilla sized 8 legged monster, the next night, I watched as one of them assholes took it upon himself to crawl out of the roof . You really must have some nerve! You see one of your homies got it now you gonna come to take his spot??? Well I alerted the authorities as I hid in the room with my grandpa, once again they laughed [-_-], and then proceeded to kill the big ass muthafxcker.

What exactly is the purpose for an insect anyway because as far as I am concerned those things haven't done a damn thing for me. Good riddance!

Well if ya don't know, now ya know....

Notorious opens on Friday. It will be sold out for sure so I will not attempt to even try to see it on Friday or during the weekend before I accidentally cut someone on line, get into a fight, get my ass whooped and end up on youtube. Anyway...make sure you all go see it because Biggie is one of the greatest rappers to grace the world and as a Brooklynite...it is your duty. Even if it is on bootleg [not promoting bootleging but get it how you can] you must see this movie. I will be going on my birthday with my buddays as a part of my birfday celebration.




Now I wonder if they are going to do a Tupac movie because Tupac Resurrection is definitely one of my most favorite movies but I feel he didn't get this much hype.


Bottom Line:: Go hard for Biggie because he deserves it and it's just Brooklyn pride right there.

I'm taking my sickly ass to the couch, no more blogging till the sun rises.

In Hoedom We Trust

It is bad enough that people think that a girl with a tongue ring is a slut, smut, whore, hoe, slore, skank, corner warmer [came up with that myself], etc. but when that sterotype is encouraged that is not cute. I, for one, do not encourage hoedom. I frown upon it actually. There is no reason for girls to allow themselves to be passed around like blunts, cracking them legs open for all Tom, Dick [no pun intended], and Harry. Anywayyyyy back to the tongue rings...my friend wants one so she was looking up cute tongue rings and stumbled upon these tragedies::

...well since I am too lazy to backspace I'm just gonna tell you that my laptop does not want to save the photos [I can understand why smh] soooo I'll edit the post later with the links to the horrendousness.

Anyway one tongue ring has a small penis on it. Why in the hell does anyone need a mini penis in their mouth? That is encouraging hoeness and jokes to come your way. I can see it now...*does the that's so raven vision face*

boy: Ayo ma, you gonna let me rest my dick on that tongue of yours? You already got one in there 24/7. And mine is wayyyy bigger hehehehe.

-_-

And then another one says "Insert Dick"

!!!

I refuse to even comment on that.

If your are walking around with a little penis or "insert dick" in your mouth

You, my friend, are a hoe.

[period]

You don't even have to ask why just know its

'Cause the skinny girl said so...

hoe hehe.

Let me serve you up

Will you answe​r every​ quest​ion hones​tly?
​​no

Have you ever staye​d up all night​ while​ drunk​ or high?​​
nope

Have you ever punch​ed anyon​e in the face?
​​i'm a lover not a fighter

What makes​ you laugh​ no matte​r what?
​​the steve harvey show and my friends

Have you kisse​d anyon​e on the lips withi​n the past five hours​?
​​smh no

Who was the last perso​n you talke​d to?
david shockingly enough

What do you disli​ke at the momen​t?
my ​​sickness!

Do you get butte​rflie​s aroun​d the guys/​​girls​ you like?
​​no but i act a lil weird

Do you think​ it is bad to have sex at your age?
no, u do what you want.

Will you get marri​ed?
​​who knows

Will you be doing​ drugs​ in the near futur​e?
​​nope i value my brain cells

Are you happy​ with yours​elf?​​
eh i guess, wouldnt mind some hips and an ass

Would​ you chang​e yours​elf for the perso​n you love?
​​i change for no one but jesus

What do you tell yours​elf when times​ get hard?
​​"i can only go up from here"

When did you last cry?
i dont cry, i'm a robot =]

Do you belie​ve in relig​ion?​​
yes indeedy, quakers stand up! lol

When was the last time you fell aslee​p with a perso​n of the oppos​ite sex?
=/ dont depress me

What is curre​ntly on your mind?​​
wondering why the hell i am sick and if i am still on his mind like i used to be

Has a guy ever serio​usly punch​ed you more than once?​​
guys dont hit me and never will. they can try but they will fail

Have you done bad thing​s with your paren​ts near by?
um well lying i guess

Have you start​ed a horri​ble rumor​ about​ someb​ody?
​​nope i dont think so

Did you ever fail the schoo​l year?
​​nope

Have you ever done drugs​?​​
nope once again i value these brain cells

Have you ever been too drunk​ to remem​ber a certa​in night​?​​
see the answer above

Do you think​ your futur​e will be a good one?
hell yes! i will do something great, i know i will

Do you think​ you were raise​d well?​​
i was raised pretty darn well

Do you have a secre​t that you'​​ve never​ told ANYON​E?
​​i dont tell anyone anything so i guess my life is a secret in itself

How do you handl​e stres​s?
​​sleep

Do you hide thing​s well or do you have a guilt​y consc​ious?
​​i hide my feeling really well.

If your paren​ts got divor​ced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?​​
my parents split when i was 4 so trust the decision has been made [hi mommy]

If you had to choos​e betwe​en havin​g one famil​y membe​r or five of your close​st frien​ds die, who would​ you choos​e?
​​umm bad question

Do you think​ you could​ ever forgi​ve someo​ne who murde​red a famil​y membe​r?
​​never. forgiveness is not in my nature. i either fuck with u harder than u did with me or i just forget ur that ur alive

Do you think​ you know the meani​ng of love?
​​nobody knows the feeling of love

What'​​s the most impor​tant part of a relat​ionsh​ip in your opini​on?
​​trust

If your paren​ts didn'​​t like the perso​n you were datin​g,​​ would​ you lose them?​​
no sry kids lol

Do you spend​ time with the same peopl​e alway​s?​​
pretty much

Do you think​ best frien​ds can be repla​ced?
​​no sir

Are you the type that would​ rathe​r stay at other​ peopl​e'​​s house​s or have them at yoour​s?
​​YES! lmao

When was the last time you were truly​ happy​ with your life?
​​10th grade

Where​ was your defau​lt pictu​re taken​?​​
mi casa

What is your favor​ite color​?​​
purple mountains majesty

What do you do when you have a bad day?
be mean to ppl

Do you reall​y think​ exes can be "​​just frien​ds"​​?
​​it depends on the ex. so far...i have not been too successful in this area

Who messa​ged you last?​​
my cousin

When was the last time you told someo​ne you loved​ them?​​
i told my momma that

If you could​ pack up and leave​ your life now to move away,​​ would​ you?
nahhh as sucky as it is sometimes, my life is me. without the horrendousness of it all, i wouldnt be me.

Do you fall for peopl​e easil​y?​​
sometimes.

Do your paren​ts reall​y know you?
lmao they think they do but they have no idea

Lyric​s stuck​ in your head?
​​nah not today

Are you tired​?​​
no ma'am

Any frien​ds you'​​d like to tell how much you appre​ciate​ them?
​​zandra, maqueda, asha, jamara, rufaro....without u guys bfs would be my death bed. lots of laughter and deep convos, i love yu girlies. KRYSTYNA! since 3rd grade, longest friendship for me so yay! and uhhh miss amaris is wifey so its a wrap there. breeya, without u sls would have ended up burned down lol. shannei = the fool who kept me thru prep. and uhh i guess thats it.
And here is your shout out david "bxtches don't listen to me"

Last time you walke​d farth​er than one block​?
​​last night

What curse​ word do you use the most?​​
fxck

Do you own an Ipod?
​​yup

Do you ever take medic​ation​ to help you fall aslee​p?​​
nope

Do you prefe​r regul​ar or choco​late milk?
​​i hate milk lol

When was the last time you had starb​ucks?​​
dont do starbucks unless im ballin and i aint ballin so no bucks!

Do you think​ peopl​e talk about​ you behin​d your back?​​
of course! hell i'd talk about me too, im something fierce

Is anyon​e in love with you?
i wish

Are you curre​ntly wanti​ng any pierc​ings or tatto​os?​​
yessir

What'​​s the weath​er like?​​
snowing -_-i HATE snow

Would​ you ever date anyon​e cover​ed in tatto​os?​​covered?
no

Do you pay atten​tion to the calor​ies in the packa​ge/​​box?​​
nope, i'm slim =]

Do you use sarca​sm?​​
no shit [see sarcasm!]

Do you get along​ bette​r with the same sex or oppos​ite?​​
both but girls tend not to like me

Do you watch​ the news?​​
yes indeed. in order to be someone amazing in the world one must be up on current events

How did you get one of your scars​?
​​a nail sticking out of the floor board.

Muthafxcker I'm illlll [literally]

Well I am sick [oh the joy]. I was feeling really bad on Thursday and then yesterday I was coughing and sneezing and looking like a ham [hot ass mess]. Then I took it upon myself to stay after school for dance practice and to go a basketball game between my school and Berkeley Carroll [no we did not win]. I was cold as all fxck and felt dizzy as if I was going to pass out. I get home 8:30ish and I was out by 9 and slept until 12pm today. We have all come to the conclusion that I have the flu. My mother went out and bought me a lovely jacket to keep my boney ass warm due to my sickness. This whole being sick thing does not sit well with me. I don't enjoy being sick. I feel like a different person. I can deal with it but I lost my sense of taste! Do you know what it is like to eat poptarts and drink orange juice with everything tasting bitter??? HORRID I SAY! Smh. And on top my that, thanks to the rough ass tissues in school, my nose is bruised =/. ANDDD I can't laugh. Me without laughter is like fish without water, it will cause death. Well my daddy is bringing me theraflu and chicken noodle soup to make me feel better =]





Ugh another upset...someone stole my xmas money. My godfather gave me 100 benzinos for xmas and someone went into my jeans pocket and took it out! I know someone stole it and they need to give it back because that is what is standing in between me and jordans. Whoever took it...I hate you. And I mean that [period].

Eye Candy of the Other Kind

[the last three pictures are mine, I have more on my computer and cell phone ::12/19/08::]

So every year my school has a holiday celebration and takes us out to a restaurant and such. This year, directly after the lunch was over, my friends and I decided to frocklick in the snow in Soho. We shopped a bit and as I was on my way to buy a Stussy shirt we stumbled upon Kehinde Wiley's 'Down' exhibition on Wooster Street. I had looked at some of his art on the internet earlier in the summer of 2008 and it was a must for me to find one of his exhibits. I recognized his style of painting when I spotted the gallery and I shrieked and ran in circles from joy lol. Either way, I am so happy that I finally got to see 8 of his masterpieces up close. It was more than I could have asked for. I think that everyone with a brain should visit his website and catch his exhibits when they can because it is definitely worth it.

Copy & paste or click this here lank

http://www.kehindewiley.com/

'Cause the skinny bxtch said so...

please ^_^

And the fxckery ensues...

I have only been awake for 2 hours [oh the life]. Sadly I return to school tomorrow [gag] so my late night rendez vous and over sleeping will have to come to an end. But before I return to that horrendous institution here is some afternoon bullish.




Now I love to party, thou shalt not lie. BUT if I see anyone looking like this in my area it ruins my night. Dead ass lol. The gut. Dis bish look like she preggers with a fkn elephant. The face. Yall can't tell me she don't look like Ord, ole Dragon Tales in the face lookin azz bish. I will leave the weave alone because that is best looking thing on her [shockingly enough]. This over grown heifer is busting out of her clothes like the Hulk. I can't. I won't. I refuse. LMFAO!
She gets a couple shots from mi nina for this one.

Aight I'm done. I swear.
Females need to stop making themselves look like mythical creatures on film.
And you know why???
'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.
Humph.

I'm not even gonna lie...

I'm not even gonna lie...I am lazy as hell. Today my laziness has taken another toll. I have been invited to a sweet 16 [mind u homegirl turned 16 in december, u nevermind that]. I would like to go because you know sweet 16s are fun and I never turn down a party [unless I see whackness potential]. BUT today I feel lazy as fxck. I just wanna lounge around my house in my cute little hello kitty shorts and watch Purple Rain for the millionth time. But no, I have to trek my ass over to a sweet 16. OH! And on top of that I gotta dance for the damn birthday girl. OH! and it gets worse momofuggas, I'm not gettin paid. I hope this lil girl knows that this is her b'day gift because I don't dance for free...[pause] lol. That's a story for another time.

Yo dead ass, Purple Rain has got to be one of the worst movies ever but that soundtrack is something fierce [don't lie, you know you sing every song to the top of your itty bitty lungs]. I couldn't mess with a dude like Prince. How the hell do you have better hair than your woman? I refuse to take hair tips from my hubby. And purple is favorite color, we woulda had a mean fight over jackets.

la-zy
adjective, -zi⋅er, -zi⋅est, verb, -zied, -zy⋅ing.
–adjective
1.
averse or disinclined to work, activity, or exertion; indolent.
2.
causing idleness or indolence: a hot, lazy afternoon.
3.
slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy stream.

Also known as: leave my black ass alone.
and who knew there was such a word as lazying, surly not I.
The english language is ass.
And you know why?
'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.
peeshhh.

Pharrell...come on boo.

[hold on dude the zipper on my onesie is stuck...]


Now...I love BBC as much as the next girl [yall know their shxt is fly as fxck, no fronting] BUT I will kill my man DEAD if he thinks that he is going to leave the damn house and purchase a onesie. Pharrell...negro...are you serious? Like a onesie dude? As in a one piece that is usually rocked on a seed but for a grown ass man? I am speechless. Now if this ain't some fxckery I don't know what fxck is. I dare any male I know to go out and buy this shxt and WALK ALONG SIDE ME with that bull on. I'd shoot your ass myself. Mi nina is serious bitches. Pharrell...I love you and all but no. You know you dead azz wrong for allowing a onesie to make it pass the line. Lawd...09 is gonna be a trip.




OH OH OH!!! Speaking of...I GOT MY PINK DELL LAPTOP!!!
[cheers] yesh yesh i squealed like a pig and I am loving '09 so far.
Like snl's version of hsm "This is my year!"
ctfu!

Well in conclusion that adult onsie is horrendous.
and you know why?
'Cause the skinny bxtch said so.
peeshhhh.