Fck The Police.

A couple of days ago I read about this in Allhiphop.com:

"This is getting crazy like a fox with rabies. The NYPD is at it again! WOW. If these guys were a criminal they were be like a serial offender. Sorry, good cops, but the bad apples are running things now. According to police, a pair of cops were called to help a drunk woman get home safely. Guess what happened instead? She got raped by one of the cops while the other one played lookout. YEP. How two people decide this is a good idea is beyond me. They allegedly took the woman home and laid her face down, covered in vomit and raped her. On Tuesday the coppers pleaded not guilty to rape, burglary and official misconduct. A cabbie called 911 when the drunken 27 year old couldn't get herself out of the car. They probably didn't know they were on camera. They went in the house, left. They returned 34 minutes after leaving the first time. This is when the rape allegedly occurred. These NYPD cops are staring at 25 years in jail for this."

My mother always tells me to be careful. Hell every adult I know tells me to be careful and to be aware of people, especially men on the street. Now I take heed and I am very aware of my surroundings and the humans around me. However, the type of humans I should not have to worry about are the New York City cops correct? Well apparently those who are there to protect and serve you are also there to take advantage of you when you are drunk. Now not saying I get go out and get drunk because I don't, but when you are intoxicated and the police are called to help you, they should not do such a thing. In general rape is an UNACCEPTABLE act. By all means, rapist, molesters, anyone taking advantage of someone else who is physically weaker than them deserves to die. Period. This is just on another level because this girl was drunk and someone trusted the police to help get her to safety and what did they do with this trust? They took it and basically stepped on it. They laid this girl face down, in her vomit and raped her. 25 years ain't shxt compared to what these men deserve. Life is what they need. And how much you wanna bet they are chilling on PAID suspension. Smh it's a fcked up world out there. And if they get off, HA! Mannn I will never have faith in the justice system [the faith I have now is dwindling as I type]. I wonder if this has been on the news...

Slim is too disgusted to continue a rant.
Sighh...I need a hug =/

Oldie But Goodie

This is the first video I ever saw of B. Scott. My cousin, who loves the gays as much as I do, sent it to me a while ago and it provided me with MUCH laughter. Go on...click play.

Foot Candy: Nike Dunk Slim Edition

As a Dunk Slim/Skinny owner I can say bravo to Nike for creating the first line of Dunks made specifically for the foot of a female. It's nice to feel like I have small feet for once. Well I have the Nike Cherry Dunk Slim/Skinny in Khaki/Yellow avec les cherries. Here are another pair of Slims that I am digging. I am not one for baby pink but I can get a little girly with the kicks once in a while. I mean these shoes were totally made for me [Dunk Slim...Slim Thugg...get it?!?!?! ahh hush!]. These shoes have been called Skinny and Slim, either way that's all me. Anyway here is what Sneakerfiles has to say about em because I am doing homework and I am too lazy to write about these kicks in my own words:



Nike Sportswear has partnered up with Paule Marrot to release a special Skinny version of the Dunk High. The legendary French textile designer is commissioned to create this Dunk High that has been especialy tailored to fit the feet of women. It accomplishes this by using a less bulky silhouette that is the perfect combination of comfort and style. The Paule Marrot x Nike Sportswear Dunk High Skinny consists of a pink fabric upper complemented by white on the laces, swoosh, tongue and midsole. The rest of the sneaker is composed of pink including the sole and inner lining. Get your pair at Nike Sportswear at 21 Mercer and Nike Sportswear at The Montalban starting May 2nd.

I'd cop, would you?

Damn Bey

'Single Ladies' is still going strong.

Glamous...Bxtch.

Don't hate.
He killin it down in Nawlens.

I Refuse.

This has always been an annoyance of mine...ALWAYS! I was gonna save this rant for another time but my friend Roofie brought some foolishness to my attention.
There is no reason why my brain should hurt because you refuse to type like a normal person. This fxckery you call 'english' is not coherent. Why do you children choose to type like you have never been to school? Is it so hard to spell words correctly? Even if you don't spell it correctly, must you make it LONGER THAN IT WAS ORIGINALLY? Must you change the letter 'g' into a letter 'q' because it is cute? I am sorry but "Lauqhinq" IS NOT A WORD! Look I hate to generalize but these people are the general offenders of this tom foolery: black public school children. Now I said I will no generalize because I have seen white and hispanic children type like they have never step foot into a school before but black folks...you can't even front. Here are some examples of your niggatry:

A 20 year old girl (via Roofie):
ooooo
diisz mii bhookiie fav
sung..ummm lolsz♥♥

Now what the FXCK is a 'bhookiiee'? Since the hell when did 'diisz' mean 'this'? And slow child do you mean 'song' instead of 'sung'? I do hope so for your own sake.

Children I know:

...i fuhqksz wit...
..thts thee basicksz anythinq else youh wana know just ask for thee aim name; if your cute i'll qive it to youh;...
beN pretty for a decade n chanj
approxiametly 1 qun &+ 7 bullets

For real though...this is what's good in the hood now? Typing like you ain't got no GOT DAYMN SENSE??? If you're gonna curse at least spell it right. Last time I checked 'fuck' was four letters and never included an 'h','q', and a 'z'. 'Thats' includes an 'a' and 'you' never had an 'h'. 'Change' has a 'g' and an 'e'. You definitely meant 'approximately' boo boo and 'gun' begins with a 'G' not a 'Q'.

A child my friend knows:

Who qot the best swaqq dha uhmaziin'qq flaka
hey myspacerzxs dha name iiszx miaa n dha niick iiszx flaka.Well wahh can ii say bout mah self well iim dumb sexii lol ii love mah liife jusszx the way iiht iiszx.I am ?? yearzxs old ii waszx born 19?? n mah fav. color iiszx blue biitch lol j/p n aiim iiszx ????ask me for iiht hahahaha!Ohh n b.t.w happiily taken!bah the best.
U Look gUd In DhiS FliXk Like It gAttA Own No shaRin My Cuzo Said yah look QUd

In the words of my mother: "WAH DI ASSSSSSS?" No words. No words can express at all. Too much horrendousness for my soul. Yes I know horrendousness is not a word but damn it if this child can spell amazing as 'uhmaziin'qq, damn it anything is possible in this world.

All I have to say is:

My head hurts trying to read this.
I refuse.
The public school system has failed us. I am convinced.

And don't steal my Jay & Bey pic...I did that myself lol.

Because I Can.

This post isn't about anything really more than I saw these two in Soho on Saturday night and I knew they looked familiar but it didn't catch on. Anyways one of em called me cute as they sat on some steps near Necessary Clothing. Actually...this post is about something. Dee and Ricky Jackson are featured in Nylon's May 2009 issue rocking the Nylon X Nike Dunks that are set to be released on June 1st. The shoot featured many folks from the Nylon team and has my favorite theme: neon recklessness! I am sooo gung ho for these kicks. They are bright and oh so me. I got the attitude to pull it off, don't hate heifers.

*update*
Via Sneaker Freaker because I am too lazy to talk about these myself and they send me emails so why not:



After seeing a video and magazine pics of the Nylon Magazine x Nike Sportswear Dunk High, Nylon has released even more pics of the five fluorescent colorways of the Nike dunks. The five pack comes in orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue, and are all made of nylon uppers. Each shoe features each respective color, from the sole to the laces, and the only contrasting colors are the colors found on the Nylon logo on the tongue tag. Also, the Nylon logo is printed across the upper of each shoe in a faint print which definitely adds some style to the shoe. These are set to release June 2009.




Kicks tested, Slim approved.

Guys Who Rock Fake Kicks...

Have small dicks.

Ear Candy: Japanese Beatbox Edition

UH-MAY-ZING!
no words.
Gosh I need an asian lol.

Get You A Piece.

At the end of the school day, I had a little conversation with my guidance counselor/9th grade health teacher, Valerie. I was on the phone and I left a mean message on my friend's voicemail [we always do that stuff lol]. She asks if that is my boyfriend and I tell her sadly it is not, boys don't love me. Then as we stroll down the freshman filled hallways, we are chatting about boys and their unexplainable foolishness. Then she gave me some of the best advice I have gotten in a minute: " Stay single, just find a boy you think is attractive and do a friends with benefits type thing. You know go out, chill and have sex with him". The way she said it was so serious and I couldn't help but laugh. The fact that she was an adult saying this to me, a boy crazy teenage girl, was outrageously funny but I loved it. So it got me thinking...would this work for me? I thought about it and I realized it wouldn't. I tried and so far I am failing. I mean it can work just mean I tend to get jealous when I am not being paid attention to lol. That's right, I'm possessive but thats just me being a female. You can have female friends but if you are flirting, we might have an issue. If its just a messing around thing and I know the type of person you are, I wouldn't give to fxcks. They say aquarius aren't the jealous type and that is true unless it about the opposite sex. We always want what we can't and once we have it, we try to act as nonchalant as possible about the situation. Part of that nonchalantness is true because honestly I just don't give a fxck but part of it is being greedy. We are a greedy sign damn it. The thing is I don't to be restrained and confined so I think this might work for me since I am good at shutting off my emotions. I don't know if the f beezy life is for me but I can try it again.



I think this post is taking a different turn right now in astrology so I'm just gonna continue with the flow. The general aquarian characteristics are:

"Aquarius are interesting and attractive people. [check]
They can be shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. [check]
They are strong willed and forceful in their own way. [check]
Very opinionated with strong convictions, they fight for what they believe in. [check]
Known to be frank and outspoken, Aquarians makes for a serious and genial companion. [CHECK]
Refined and idealistic, romantic but practical, they are personable and likable people. [check]
Quick in mind and quick to respond, Aquarians love activity and are quite reasonable. [check]
They will go out of their way to help when needed, but never get involved emotionally. [CHECK]
Aquarians are usually intelligent, cool, clear, logical people. [check]
They have good imaginatins and are quite intuitive. [check]
Aquarian appreciate opportunities to be alone. [check]
They enjoy their own company and are recharged by this quiet time. [check]
Rarely content being followers, they are more often society's trend setters. [you damn skippy]
Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. [HUGEEE CHECK]
They have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama. [checkish]
They will always have original and creative ideas to impress those around. [check...ish]
They are always in favour of reforms and change and the advancement of the human condition. [CHECK]
They cannot be easily persuaded that they are wrong. [BIG ASS CHECK].

I love the fact that I am so much like my sign. It is weird how on point astrology is. I'm not trying to act like what my sign is described as because there are some aspects that I lack in but as long as I can remember I have always been like my sign. My mother always says I am such an Aquarian and I am proud because as far as I am concerned, we are the best sign. We are different, extroverted, experimental, stubborn, generous, sorta bad with money lol, technologically intrigued, humanitarians, rebellious, angry as hell, rude, tactless, unemotional, independent, likable, opinionated, open-minded, rational, eccentric, logically inclined, unpredictable, strong-willed, visionary, innovative, inventive, tolerant, unprejudiced, humane, genial, sociable, idealistic, intuitive, goal-orientated, free-spirited, frank, outspoken, independent, individualistic, intelligent, intellectual, leading, trend setting, engaging, funny, and friendly. All in all we are perfection.

Famous Aquarians Include:
Charles Darwin, Thomas Alva Edison, Vanessa Redgrave, Frederick Douglas, Oprah Winfrey, Charles Dickens, John McEnroe, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jack Nicklaus, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Telly Savalas, Virginia Woolf, Babe Ruth, Mia Farrow, Carl Icahn, and Yoko Ono

Nuff said.
In the words of the great DJ Khalid: WE DA BEST! =]

Jeans Should Be Skinny, Pockets Should Be Fat

The new target for the blame of global warming: Fat folks.
I know everyone who read this report laughed hard as hell because I know I did. Now not only is fatness unhealthy and unsightly, it is also environmentally hazardous. Because of all the fat people in the world, Mama Earf is dying a slow, painful death. They blame fat people for everything nowadays. Well the report said that fat people cause more food production, which is a major contributor to CO2 emissions, and then they drive to get the food which is more CO2 emissions that warm the planet. Each fat person is apparently responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a skinny one. Due to the fatness of humans, an extra billion tons of CO2 a year is created, according to the World Health Organization estimates. So all in all, fat people are responsible for melting the polar ice caps, hot weather, raising sea levels, and dying rain forests. Just because you fat doesn't mean since you're going down you gotta take the whole fkn Titanic with you.

THANK YOU FAT PEOPLE!

Lmfao nahh I don't dislike fat people, I just don't understand em [is that just as bad?]

Poker Face.

This title is only here because I am listening to 'I Poke Her Face' which is on my music player so don't get all Lady Gaga happy on me. I, Slim Thugg, was snitched upon. I don't know how I [emphasis on the I] COULD HAVE BEE SNITCHED ON! Like who and why. I am, however, very grateful for it in a way because it has made me care more about my future and realize that I can't do bull like that and think everything will be okay. I don't know about anyone else but once I step outta line there is always some event that I think will be tragic but turns out not to be in the end that comes a few weeks after my deed. I take this as a way of God or karma snaping me back into check. I am very thankful that my universe looks out for in this way because it has made me more cautious and aware of myself. One day the universe will get tired and say 'You know what bxtch, you on your own now' and hopefully I will not take chances and it wouldn't have to do so. I would explain my situation and how I was snitched on but that would take me talking about my life and we don't do that here on 'Cause The Skinny Bitch Said So. It's just a rule. You can talk about your life but, I, the lovely Slim Thugg, will not speak on my own =].

Anyway, they [meaning Cam'ron & the hood] say that snitching isn't good but in some ways it can be. In my situation, it got me back on track. Now that doesn't mean I won't disobey the rules once in a while but I wouldn't do what I did.

Reese's pieces kids.
I'll be back.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I Slacked, So What

I went this ENTIRE week without blogging except for yesterday and it has hurt my soul. I didn't think I would be so into this but my blog is an extension of me in a way. EN-TEE-WAYS! This week has been a serious bxtch thanks to junior year. You would think since there are only like 27 days left that they would lay up on the work, psh. I have so much work to do and so little time. I swear the days are flying by like this *snap*. Anyway sooo much has happened this week. Some good, some bad but a solid week none the less. Well I have much to blog about sneaker wise and thought wise.

Be back later!
BUY OR DOWNLOAD ASHER ROTH'S ALBUM!
It's really good, no joke.
Thats my boo.

My LMFAO Moment of the Week

So I know I have been slacking lately [ugh long story that I won't explain] but this caught my eye and made me laugh hysterically. I love Asher Roth to death. A friend of mine told me about him back in December and I've kept him to myself for as long as I could [so no I am not a newbie on this Asher train, I never said anything because I am selfish when it comes to music]. I think he is super sexy even if he is skinny, we can be skinny together =]. And his voice is a lil like Eminem's but I wouldn't mind if Asher spoke dirty to me, however with Eminem...I would. Well for April Fool's, Asher Roth recreated the 'How Does It Feel' by D'Angelo video and it was posted on youtube. Since I hardly go on youtube unless something is sent to me, I didn't see this BUT it is the funniest thing ever and got me one step closer to seeing boney lil Asher nekkid =x

I joke. I joke. I'm not such a perv but do enjoy this vid while I finish my physics lab =]

Here We Go Again.

It is a known fact that if people didn't talk to me then I wouldn't have friends because I am anti social and I generally cannot stand people. You all annoy me [except for a select few]. Thankfully, people are drawn to me for some odd reason I will never understand and talk to me. Less work for me! What also puzzles me is the reason for people who talk to me, then stop out of the blue if I clearly did nothing. Like you say you really wanna be my friend but then you turn around and start to shun me. Honestly, I have no problem cutting people off [unless they are The Dreamgirls]. I am a mean person but I believe I have been too nice lately. I don't have to talk to this person but I chose to out of the goodness of my heart. They asked what was everyone's problem, I told mine and now they wanna get all prissy on me. I have no time for such foolishness. I really don't understand people. They ask for the truth and when you tell it to them they want to get angry. YOU ASKED! I will not sugarcoat it. Here is an example:

Friend: Hey do you like those shoes? I love em.
Me: Eh no, I think they are ugly but if you like em go ahead.

Some will take it to heart, some won't. Those without tough skin need not be my friend. I am sensitive but not that sensitive. If you tell me the truth, I'd accept it. I wouldn't change but I'll accept it. If I don't want to be your friend I will tell you plain out we aren't talking from this day on [it's something I am trying out lol] or I will start to act different until you get the point [my normal method]. Oh well, humans have problems.

We Like Her and We Like Him Too...

I have nothing against bisexual people [more than I think y'all are greedy for wanting to take up both sides of the sexual spectrum but whatever], however, what I do have a problem with is the sudden trend of girls being bi. All of a sudden every girl wants to be bi and the reason is simple actually. MALES, BOYS, PENIS CARRIERS, GUYS, DUDES, MEN, aka the thing that drives every teenage girl crazy. So this fool you like or are with is into girls kissing. You find this out and all of a sudden you're bi? Okay children. If you wanna go around kissing other chicks when you don't really enjoy it all for the sake of you 'man' so be it but best believe if I kiss a female it's because I actually think she's could get it. Not saying I'm bi but I'm just saying if I kiss you it's because I think you could catch it lol. Even so I have no interest in girls because honestly what am I going to do with another pair of boobs and a cooch. NADA! I don't touch myself so there is no way in hell I am touching you but I digress. Example numero uno...I've known this girl since forever. Her sister claims to be bi [her sister is also a smut who bathes in the attention she gets from 'guys'] and I personally don't believe it but hey whatever floats your boat. She notices that her sister gets more attention [could be because her sister is cuter but then again the both of them aren't too attractive] and the dude she is with likes this girl on girl shxt so now out of the blue homegirl is bi. Do whatever you want but don't pretend to be bi for male attention. It's stupid and pointless. If you're really bi then by all means enjoy yourself, you greedy ass mofo but if you're just pretending cut that bull out, it's not cute.

Sprang Blang!

I love this song dearly [I Can't The Music by Brutha] and even though I do not watch BET, I could not resist this hoodness. Who is this human being who recorded this from their television? I laughed so hard when the little IO Cable channel changing bar popped up as the person accidentally changes the channel from BET to channel 6 aka Telemundo and quickly changes it back. I'm sorry but recording this from your t.v is hood. You would have been scott free had it not been for the remote giving you up lol.

And as for Day 26's performance...why the hell they wearing different clothes? They look so, as my dear grandmother would say, ragga ragga. Why my baby Que sound like he lip synching? Who turned my baby Que's mic off? [I know folks shiesty like that mmhmm doing my baby wrong]. Why Brian look like he supposed to be chilling on the corner in front of the local bodega in Brooklyn? Who dressed them and told them to dance like that? Why does it seem as if Que is the only one dancing hard? Just like the video, it seems as if they are all fighting to be in the camera at once. Willy looks good though and sounds good too. But Diddy...Ciroc Obama...really? I got two words for you: Yousa nigga. You are just as bad as Obama Fried Chicken and Obama Beauty Supply [why these places gotta be in Brooklyn? I swear my borough is crying]. I cannot stand Yung Joc's slow sounding ass but other than those two things I love the song like I do all of their other songs and this is a definite banger.

Wii Might As Well...

Another installment in Nike's Nintendo Will Package, which was release recently [I've seen it in popular stores so it isn't exclusive]. The original contained Blazers and Air Force IIs but this time it is a pair of Air Max 95 and Sky Force. The 95s are rather plain, consisting of only white and grey, while the Sky Forces have a hint of color with the orange accents around the edge, check and on the tongue. I've always wondered what my feet would look like in 95s, considering I had my first pair back in 3rd grade [boy did I love those suckers]. I tried looking up a pic for them but the only one I found has a broken link =/. Anywho I might purchase these as a tester...feast your eyes on the pic.

Color Me Pink...And Black

Creative juices were running slow today but once they got running they did a pretty good job. I was awfully picky when I created this so please excuse my lack of pink [there were some ugly ass pink stuff smh]. I had Zoe Kravitz in mind when I was doing this. Her style is more of a grungy chic thing but I can see in some of these pieces.

Take a gander:

Man My 100th Post...

AND IT IS OF EPIC MADNESS.
Went to a fxcking great ass party tonight.
I was only there for an hour and 40 minutes but it was gooooood.
I got it in so much it's not even an issue.
I sat only when I had to breathe.
Breathing, however, was an issue.
As soon as we stepped in the party, the weed smoke hit us like a brick.
I didn't expect it to be too horrible but the deeper you got, the less oxygen there was.
Man, I sweat my shxt out and that is all that matters.
Bagged mad biddies =] [yeah I'm that much of a pimp]
Saw mad people I haven't seen in a minute and there were still some I didn't see.
Got hit on by 3 drunk white dudes, they were adorable. I don't know if that is good tho...lol
I looked cute, wish I could have taken a pic but oh well. Just know that I had on my 'call me ugly man I wish a bxtch would' clothes.
But in the end, the party got shut down because a fire started and someone blamed the white folks.
I would have been there longer had it not been for that but hell it was almost 2 hours for me so ftw!
Issue of the moment: my hair and skin smell like weed. You can smoke me. I smell like my dad lol. OH-DEE WEED SCENT! I feel like a giant blunt.
Anyway, Mark throws one hell of a party.
I am ready for round 2.
I would go into detail about the party but it's only good if you were there.
MADNESS!
dueces bxtches.
Slim blunt is gonna go wash her hair.

Yo how convenient is it that 'Kush' by Lil Wayne just came on my itunes shuffle.
I don't smoke that kush but I smell like I do.

"And we smoke that kush! That kush. And we ball like swoosh. Yeah like swoosh. Now how ya like me now..."




Oh and more good news: I facilitate for DAIS this year =]. Saw lots of those kids at the party too...mmmmhmmm lol.

Hey Mama...

Being a teenager definitely has changed my mind. I didn't realize the change until Wednesday and last night when my mom started to be really up tight about where I was. Usually she doesn't really rag on me and I bragged about that but these two times she went really hard and it upset me. I was wondering why is she treating me like a little kid? Why is she buggin' when I am with people I know? Granted as a teen, I do lie to her about where I am and what I am doing but hell she did the same thing and she knows. I realize now that I have this mentality that now I am 17 I am almost grown and I should get more freedom & trust. I also have the slight idea that I am invincible. No bueno. So after her little rant last night, I came home angry and went to bed like an hour later. This morning my mom comes to me and she is like "I don't want to stop your fun because I was a teenager too but there are things going on in the world and I don't want to be that mother on the news crying for her child. They just found an 8 year old girl cut in half in a suitcase 6 days after she went missing. When you are out this late, I am still awake. I know when you come in. My mind is not at rest. With these girls going missing I cannot fathom the pain I would feel should this happen to you. I am awake in my bed here wondering what if someone took her, what if they are torturing her, what if they have killed her. I don't want to feel the pain of losing my daughter." I remember every word she said and I wanted to cry because I feel stupid. I had that little teenage mentality that she is just bitching and won't let me have fun. I was an idiot for thinking that. My mother lets me have all the fun I want but the one moment she calls me home I was being a moron. I literally wanted to cry and I have tears in my eyes right now. I love my mother beyond words can explain and I would hate to have to put her through anything. I hear people complain about their mothers and I always say to myself that I am lucky to have a mother like mine. Teens please appreciate your mothers. You make think she is trying to stop your fun but this is proof right here that they care. They don't want you to end up like Natalie Halloway or this young child who was cut in half and stuffed in a suit case. They don't want to feel that pain. Some of you need to shut the hell up and take heed to what they are saying because under all of that yelling and ranting they do, they love you with everything in their soul and want nothing but the best for you. Stop being stupid teens and fix your brains. I have sort of tweaked mine lol.

::Starts singing::

"Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I'm so proud of you
Let me tell you what I'm about to do,
Hey Mama, I know I act a fool but,
I promise you I'm goin back to school
I appreciate what you allowed for me
I just want you to be proud of me
Hey Mama

I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine
This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine
I'm finna take yall back to them better times
I'm finna talk about my mama if yall don't mind
I was three years old, when you and I moved to the BROOKYLN!
Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold
You fixed me up something that was good for my soul
Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl?
You work late nights just to keep on the lights
Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike
And you would give anything in this world
Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl
And you never put no man over me
And I love you for that mommy cant you see?
Seven years old, caught you with tears in your eyes
Cuz a nigga cheatin, telling you lies, then I started to cry
As we knelt on the kitchen floor
I said mommy Imma love you till you don't hurt no more
And when I'm older, you aint gotta work no more
And Imma get you that mansion that we couldn't afford
See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable
Highly capable, lady that's makin loot
A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do
Send us an angel, and I thank you (Hey Mama)

Forrest Gump mama said, life is like a box of chocolates
My mama told me go to school, get your doctorate
Somethin to fall back on, you could profit with
But still supported me when I did the opposite
Now I feel like it's things I gotta get
Things I gotta do, just to prove to you
You was getting through, can the choir please
Give me a verse of "You, Are So Beautiful To Me"
Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry
Maya Angelou, Nicky Giovanni, turn one page and there's my mommy
Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet
Now when I say Hey, yall say Mama, now everybody answer me (Hey Mama)

I guess it also depends tho, if my ends low
Second they get up you gon get that Benzo
Tint the windows, ride around the city and let ya friends know (Hey Mama)

Tell your job you gotta fake em out
Since you brought me in this world, let me take you out
To a restaurant, upper echelon
Imma get you a jag, whatever else you want
Just tell me what kind of S-Type Kathy Porter like?
Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday
For me to just call and say (Hey Mama)"



This skinny bxtch is out.
It is Easter and I plan on nyaming this feast my mother has prepared and partying in the name of the LAWD!
Can I get an amen?
Yessuh.
Love your mommies people, they are the only ones you got and they brought you into this dag on world!
Slim Thugg Is OUTTTTTT
::chunks up the duece::

12 AM Thoughts...

You ever wonder why somethings never, EVER go away?
I do.
And I really wish it will go away...
FAR away.
I swear life would work out better for me if I went to a larger private school because all of this knowing everybody thing is not working well for me.
High school needs to end so I can remain remotely sane.
Just when I think I am out, they pull me right back in.
Just when I clear my mind, I am sucked back into this black abyss.
And the sad thing is...it's honestly not worth it but because of my personality, my brain and pride wants to remain in the fight.
I do what I do because at this point in life I really don't care about anyone else's feelings but my own and so far my feelings are fine for the most part.
Do I encourage others to live this way?
No, of course not because some people are built for a life like this but hell I've dealt with enough bullshxt to be able to do it.
Worrying about yourself and no one else is not a healthy way to live because it is selfish and heartless.
Don't follow me.
I'm bitter =$

The Lone Harlemite Jay Gets Lost in the Sea That is Brooklyn.

We call it home but she calls it regular ole Brooklyn. That child damn near had me fall over into the train tracks. Let's start this from the almost beginning shall we? [I say the almost beginning because I am lazy and I have a crazy headache]. Anyway, our night began as we walked over to some thai restuarant [Joya me thinks?] to meet Roofie and the seniors to make our way over to Zion's party. We spend longer at David's house than we expected [because Jay wanted to be out] and while we are there we chat with folks and enlightened each other on advancements made in our lives [hehe lmao]. Then we head over to the party and its a moderately long walk but our feet were killing us so it felt like forever. When we finally get there, Zion wants to start charging people -_-...really now? I got in for free because I was not paying $2 to get into his house, in the words of my great mother, he can kiss my ass. So anywho, we get in there in there are mad heads and eventually most of them get kicked out. SIDETRACK: Who the hell was that sketchy ass crew who couldn't find the house when they were across the street from it? Who the hell was that large ass boy in the yellow with that dreaded hat on his head? Who were half of those children? Why are people so nosey? Who's crappy ipod was that? Why don't some people get a fkn clue? Ugh I digress. ANYWHO! So we chill, drink [had some vodka & orange juice, I am more of a 151 girl but it was good], and dance. This kid strikes up a convo with me and chat for the rest of the party. He's a very interesting child if I do say so myself. So then we leave at 1 something and walk to the train station. It was a fun adventure but here is when the fxckery begins. So we go to Borough Hall and get on the train. First car, homeless man. Second car, crazy looking potentially high man eating a melting ice cream cake. Third car, maddd train dirt. Fourth, a sleeping homeless man. We got fed up so I saw Roofie standing outside of the train and I decided to get off too. Then I feel Jay grab me and I turn around to see the doors close and to hear the dreaded "boomp boomp!" with her hands plastered to the window. I mouth to her to get off that the next stop and to not MOVE AT ALL! Because this child does not know Brooklyn for nothing. So for a good half an hour or so, Roofie and I are panicking because I think some big man at Franklin is going to steal her and she thinks Jay would be a dummy to go to the last stop. We finally get to Jay and embrace her. I really thought she was gonna get kidnapped but praise the lord she didn't. The only thing is that some big man offered to be her company and these two ugly knuckle heads kept talking to her aka a regular day at Franklin. SO that was my Wednesday for ya. A jumbled story but I don't care.

Bottom Line: My dear Lone Harlemite Jay...don't do that bullshxt again before I have to smack you lol.

Slim Thugg to di worlddddddddddddddd.
peesh.

Tar Heels Snitches.

I am watching the game right now and from the jump I've been holding weight for UNC. You already know my love for the Tar Heels. I'm gonna say it now because I know it is true...UNC WON THE FXCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. NCAA 2009 CHAMPIONS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

See there is 10:37 left in the second half and I already called it.
I'm cocky like that.
But I give Michigan State props tho, they playing hard.

OMFG! WHO IN THE HELL JUST CALLED MY PHONE SINGING SOME BULLSHXT WHILE I AM WATCHING THE GAME?

I have your number sucker, hell will be paid.

Funniest Thing I heard in a minute:
mom: Who would you rather have save you from a burning fire?
daughter: Daddy, Zac might get hurt.
-new show on channel 7 where a child is confused on if she should write a paragraph about her dad or Zac Efron being her hero.

Decorum Delegates!

Hello, hello, helloooo babies! I am back from Model U.N aka CMUNC 2009 and I must say it was quite the experience. Yes I encountered a couple people I don't like [pompous bastards, this one fool thought my friend && I wanted him -_- but I digress] but I found a few who are pretty chill. I met real girls from Hong Kong and kids from South Africa, who by the way are beasts at MUN. Man South Africa killed everyone with no effort. Their accents were also wonderful doses of ear candy. Aside from that, I had fun passing random notes to those who answered [shout out to Senegal for being a faithful note passer] and chilling with my BFS buddies. From running to Tops at 11:30 pm to ranting in the rain because no one told us that everything on campus was closed, I wouldn't trade this experience for the world. The good and the bad made it perfect and I will gladly do it again next year as long as I get a topic I am interested in. I represented Panama and found out on the third day that Panama wasn't even in the UNDP in real life -_-. And MAYBE if the people weren't so uptight lol. And if we get a better hotel, our shxt looked like a hospital and had a scary possessed elevator. And if the damn worms wouldn't come out of the ground when it rained. It was like a battle field out there *moment of silence for the worms*.

Ignorant things I heard:
"transportated"
"rebuiltion"
"You're from Hong Kong? How do you speak perfect English?"
"I have a girlfriend"
The Dean && The History Teacher
-_-


Funniest Moments:
The Hunch
"At 10:55 everyone click their pens obnoxiously" [And everyone did it!]
"Motion to recess...NO!"
"Motion to beginning the tic tac toe tournament that 22 countries have signed up for"
The Dance [dear lord I have never experienced anything like that in my life. THE HORROR!]
Spencer from the party =]
Asha's resolution styled angry note
Asha in general lol.
"Porn is not your addiction. Porn is you're nasty." - Jun
"Gay? Really?" - Spencer M. [bfs kiddo]


Chinese food everyday aka my dream.

"Cornell Engineering: Where Fun Goes To Die"






Breakfast and Snackage courtesy of moi

Kitty.Slim. Locked out of our rooms.

In Tops...Asha is on her stalker ish smh.

Miriam.Slim.Jun.Spencer M.

glow worms are indeed the best when they are free.

[pic cred: Asha Kay Bee, a fellow Dream Girl]

Ain't Nothing Like Some Brooklyn Girls...And The Lone Harlem Chick

60 degrees in NYC on Tuesday and before I head off to Model UN at Cornell tomorrow, I had to look cute for the wonderful weather. I headed to the park with my girlies and we took some pictures. These aren't all but these are my favorites. Thanks to Miss Asha [a fellow bk girl] and The Lone Harlemite Jay for the flicks. We look darn good if I do say so myself. Enjoy our sexy =D

slim. zandra.the lone harlemite jay.

Hehe we're cute.
foto props to ashums =]