Something Of Massive No Bueno Proportions...

My friend and I were talking about how good 'Boyfriend #2' would have sounded with the rest of Pretty Ricky. I am not going to deny it, I used to be a hardcore Pretty Ricky fan [don't lie you know you were too]. I went to their concert, got their autograph, knew all those nasty lil lyrics and listned to them damn near everyday in 9th grade. Since Pleasure left and they brough in this new fool, I just couldn't continue with them. First off, this fool's name is Lingerie. Secondly, he never takes off his sunglasses. Thirdly, he just isn't as good as Pleasure. This post is not about him oh no, no no, THIS POST is about reason #2 for me disowning Pretty Ricky: Spectacular. He was my favorite, lawd knows he was but this shxt right here...nah b I have to disown this mofo right now. This fxckery has been on Mediatakeout and countless other blogs but I couldn't pass it up. This fool actually posted this on myspace [it was in my bullitens section lol]. Take a gander:



Pretty Ricky is officially done!
What the fck is this fool doing in some pink panties? Is it me or does he match the paint on the wall? Pleasure boy you got out just in time I swear. I can't with this boy today. He is just licking his hands, touching himself, gyrating, and all serious with his tom foolery. As my mother would say: boy go siddung! I think these are the most tags I have ever done on a post because this video is that horrendous. I have never laughed so hard. Sexy Spec...darling you get a healthy dose of:



Jay & Bey do not approve.

Ear Candy: One Of My Favorite Rappers Edition

If you haven't noticed I don't really mess with mainstream rap unless it's Kanye West, Jay-Z, Jadakiss, Cassidy, and a few others. Curt@!n$ is one of the greatest and freshest rappers I have heard in a long time along with some other underground artists. I never share my music ['cause I'm stingy like that] but this song is a must for everyone to here especially black folks. It debuted today on MTV U so I know tons of college kids and those lucky suckers with Verzion Fios saw it if they were watching. The message and video are clear and it's something that we all need to take heed of. So here is 'Black Folks' by Curt@!n$:

Boredom And A Half

So school is coming to an end in a couple of days and the amount of joy I feel cannot be contained [woo hoo]. Aside from the little black hole I like to call BFS, there is a whole lot of things going on in the world and hell why not ponder about them! I mean school is almost over, why fuss and fight? Let's focus on more important things like celebrities *insert big scary smile here*.

Celebrity #1: Rihanna
Lil Miss Punching Bag has been all over the damn place lately. See just when I started to like her again it all just goes back to the old days aka the "Rihanna must go away" days. Everywhere I look, I see her. Now it is nice that you are able to get out in the real world again after getting knocked down like Keri Hilson but damn it must you be everywhere??? Poor Bobby Brown...ahem sorry Chris Brown is still in hiding. What about him darling? Must he see you parading around the place looking all types of good? AND THEN rumors of Rihanna and Drake hooking up are floating around. That right there is the final straw for me. You leave Drake alone missy! First you sunk your claws into Chris and look where he ended up. Now you going after Jimmy?!?!?! Mmmmhmmm. You think you slick huh? Take down all the high yella boys teen girls been lusting over for years. Watch Drake, you get too close she gonna have your ass deported back to Canada when she done with you. Well this entire post cannot be mean to Rihanna. I may not like her too much but I do enjoy her stylist. Whoever the hell her stylist is...brayvo because what I see in my head and cannot afford is exactly what you put on that girl. I do have one request though...someone give that girl back her accent. I enjoyed the bajan twang she had going. Nah but for real though I am tired of seeing her all over the place.

In case you haven't noticed this entire post was made out of boredom and annoyance. It will most likely be deleted later on anyway. WELP! I'm out.

Congrats to Chris Brown winning BMI Songwriter of the Year Award. It's some happiness to the poor boy's life.

*Kanye Voice* You Lose!

Charles Hamilton isn't my most favorite person in the entire world. His voice is annoying and he is funny looking but I do like some of his songs. I'm not even gonna lie, if 'Brooklyn Girls' didn't utter the line "Damn sure ain't nothing like a Brooklyn girl" and had a nice beat I woulda passed that shxt straight. I do fxcks with 'Pure Imagination', 'Rockstar Girl', and a few of his other tracks but back to the topic. This shxt right here, this shxt right here is the funniest thing I have seen ALLLLLLLLLL day. Like literally it made me give a Flavor Flav 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW'. See what happens when you get really outta pocket and disrespectful...



See Charlie Ham you should have known better than to fxck with a Brooklyn girl. You rub us the wrong way, we will rock ya jaw. And yes that's a warning.

*disclaimer* I don't know where the hell she is from but she sound a lil Harlemish or South Side Jamaica Queensish [you know they talk funny out in those parts].

HA HA HA!

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I WIN!

YOU LOOSSEEE!!

CAUSE

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[hacked by Asha K Bee]

Fashion Goal of Summer 2009:

So the Stephen Sprouse x Louis Vuitton Collection has been out for a hot minute now. I refused to cover it because every blog on the earth did especially when that skateboard base avec Louis V case appeared. This is my favorite collabo aside from the Murakami collabo, from 2004 I believe, with Louis Vuitton and I admit I am obsessed with it. Neon graffitti and designer monograms are so Slim [street with a glamourous twist I like to say] and so that is why my official fashion goal for the summer of 2009 is....drum roll please...THE STEPHEN SPROUSE X LOUIS VUITTON SPEEDY 30 PURSE!!! I've wanted a Louis purse since 7th grade and I think it's bout time I get one. Only issue...I don't know how much I will make over the summer to afford this before it's discontinued. Wanna know the price? Hold on to your seats kids. The Speedy 30 from the Stephen Sprouse collection is $1,180 *winces* ugh I envy the rich and simple. But I love this purse and damn it I want it! And the ads are just sick. I need to do a photoshoot like this one day. Glowing neon, topless, and designer = straight heaven. I'm skinny, I'm cute, I can be a model damn it!


I just like these rings. Pointlessly expenisve...


The Speedy 30 in pink & green. The orange seemed too dull on the website =/

I Wear A Mean Dark Pair Of Shades...

And you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent, ya dig -_-
Well since I am a soon to be working woman [June 15th folks!] I needs me some new sunglasses or as the Vincys call em 'darkers'. I have this lovely pair of aviators from H&M that are cutting it but these babies...these right here look like they should be sitting atop my nasal cavity and shading my eyes from that damn sun. Now before some of you go crazy and purchase these, please know that certain sunglasses aren't made for all shapes of head. I, myself, need to go check these out because I have a small, narrow head with a bit of cheeks lol. If these don't look good on me I will be heartbroken =/. So Claw Money and Sunglasses Hut are teaming up to create these gems. They come in three colors: purple, pink, and turqouise/light blue. I am fond of all 3 and if I could afford em I shall cop all! They are limited edition so snatch while you can =].

Is There Anyone Out There Because It's Getting Harder & Harder To Breathe...

WELL WELL WELL, I was tired as soon as I got to school yesterday. Apparently I looked real bad because my advisor told me as soon as he saw me "You look really tired and worn out". Chea! Ya think?!?! Junior year has been nothing but hell on some seriousness BUTTT EN-TEE-WAYS! All day I had been having problems breathing but near the end of the day it was so bad that I could hardly go up the stairs and I couldn't speak without gasping for air after gasping for air after two words. My friend, David, walked me to bio and helped me in the elevator for my last period french class. He told me to go to the nurse but me being the stubborn human being I am said no and hauled myself to french class. In the middle of french my teacher asked me if I was okay. I definitely wasn't because my chest we tightening and I couldn't stay up. I told her I think my asthma is coming back and I hauled myself out of the classroom. I saw two of my classmates in the hallway and laid down next to them. I immediately fell asleep and then woke up 5 minutes later and went to the dean because I really felt like dying. As soon as I got to her office she told me to sit down and she called the nurse. The nurse came, made me drink mad water, and then had me do a breathing test. Out of my normal 450, I only shot up to 55. They called my mom to see if she can get to me with some medicine but she was too far away and wouldn't get to me on time. Plan B: call the ambulance. The paramedics came, hooked me up to the nebulizer and some wire thingy from my wrists and chest. Madness. The gorgeous female paramedic [smh @ thinking she was gorgeous though I could hardly breathe to save my life] said that I shouldn't play with my lungs because if I waited any longer I could have needed CPR. They then strapped me into this wheelchair thingy and wheeled me out the building. As they rolled me out of the elevator I see the Lone Harlemite, Amaris, and Ashbash lined up by the entrance with sad faces. I wanted to laugh so hard because the situation never seemed that serious to me and they were looking like sad puppies. It's weird that I could have died but the entire situation was hilarious; I wanted to laugh but my lungs wouldn't permit me -_-. Sooo they wheel me down Jay Street. People looking at me like "Awww poor thing bout to die" and Ismaelly [lil freshman who I adore] is like " GIRLLLL! You got asthma too! I hope you feel better!" Too funny. They stick me in the back of the ambulance with the dean and turn on the siren. *side track* HOW G AM I? I GOT THE SIREN BXTCHES! HAHA! We driving down the street and homie in the driver's seat clicks on that siren. Gased much! *back to real world*. Yeah so we get to Long Island College Hospital aka LICH and they register me [which was fairly easy because I was born there] and gave me around 8 or 9 asthma treatments. That nebulizer was my best friend on Friday man. The nurse was really funny and my doctor was possibly gay but he was cute. They gave me this nasty red medicine that coated my mouth and refused to give me water -_-. Soon my pops strolled in [I was crazyyy shocked and scared because my dean was there. Can you say financial aid fck up? CHEA!]. She left moments after and I chilled with the padre until the madre popped in. They both chilled with me and my dad left after a good while. It was nice seeing him. Then my mom stayed with me and both her & the nurse cracked on me. She got some nerve seeing as I got my asthma from her side of the fam -_-. Then my auntie came and I was released pretty late with 4 prescriptions of asthma stuff. My aunt bought me shrimp dumplings and snacks and we came home. I love the folks at LICH. Greatest hospital ever. My fam = the greatest ever. Minus the fact that the whole of St. Vincent thinks I'm dying lol. This was my first full blown asthma attack since I was 4 and man I never wanna have one again. My poor lil lungs were struggling. Now everyone is yelling at me to be careful. BLAME THE ALLERGIES!



Blame it on the trees.
Make you wanna sneeze.
Blame it on the pollen.
Got your lungs swollen.
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-allergies.
A Slim Thugg Original ^^^



*sigh* my poor kids might have asthma, hope they never have to go through anything like this. Although it was fun as all hell minus the almost dying part.



I wanted a purple one. Once again I was stuck with a blue one -_-

Asian Persuasion

Known fact that I love me some Asian guys, yes yes correct? Good! I just thought this video was cute and decided to post it because 1) homie in the vid is cute, 2) his theory is something to be discussed and 3)I love seeing black females with asian guys because it's something you see but not like everyday. His wife is black and he is Chinese [cute ass Chinese boy]. I know of some Asian dudes who date nothing but Black chicks but they are all taken so you single chocolate loving Asian friends...Ima need y'all to give a sister a call, send be a text, SOMETHING LOL. My reason for liking Asians is not from his theory, mine stems from influence and just straight up being open minded. As long as you're cute and I like your personality, we can chill. Period. However, my family has this Asian thing lol. My mother LOVESSSS Asian guys. She has always said if she didn't meet my father I would have been half Asian. I never quite knew how to take that but anyway my brothers are into Asian girls and I am into Asian guys. It seems to be a personality trait or something. On my behalf I could say that I may have been influenced by my mother [because she has been drooling over Jet Li for since I could remember] but my brothers did not grow up with my mom until their junior high years. So as I grew up hearing this 'that's one sexy Asian' I began to look and see damn...they really are sexy. My crush in junior high was this Japanese kid who was almost blacker than me lol. I went into my rock phase but he kept me on my hood side whenever I chilled with him. *sigh* those were the days. What I need to do is go over to Canarsie High School. They have a good chunk of cute Asians. Oh and so does Brooklyn Tech. SMH @ me sounding like a fiend but I have been with black, hispanic, and white but never an Asian. Eh I'm rambling at this point but this is my blog so who cares [surly not I].

Question: Why every time I say I like Asian guys to Black dudes they wanna throw the "they have small penises" line at me? The fck you doing looking at other men's private areas? How do you know Asians are lacking in the package? Just like there are Black dudes trolling around with little vienna sauages, there are Asians with that good peen. And besides, it's not the size of the friend, it's how you use him =x. [LMFAO @ me sounding like a sex queen but damn it's 3 am and my brain isn't right at the moment]. And why is it okay for you [black male] to date outside of the race but the minute a black female tries/wants to you get all up in arms? SMH @ the foolishness.

Now to the theory of the cute asian in this vid! He may have something there. Asian guys are constantly baraded by Asian chicks with insults about how they aren't as good as White men. Black females...gosh we just have it hard. Not only do we have other races telling us that our big lips, hips, butts, hair, and skin is good for nothing except maybe being a video model in some raunchy hip-hop video, we have men in our own race downing us. How many of us have heard that we aren't as good as the light skinned girl? How many of us have seen them drool over the lil hispanic girls? Half of of the females that I see getting snatched up by black dudes deserve to be snatched up by bear traps because they look busted. What do us good looking females have to do now? Go outside the race. Asian guys, your fems say you aren't worthy, come on over here. We have all seen blasian kids, we know black females and asian males can produce some beauties so why be so hesitant? I say join forces and take over the world.

Slim is now accepting boyfriend applications from the Asian community. I mean I have been doing so since I spotted Jet Li in "Romeo Must Die" [always thought he was fine] but I am a teen now, I need to explore and I've seen the Asians of my generation [they are going hard man]. Yo am I the only one who thought Trunks from Dragon Ball Z was fine?

You're So 2000 and Late aka UGG Enough!

Sorry if I am wrong for liking the separation between public school kids and private school kids but damn it am I wrong? Being in public school until 6th grade I was the uncool kid who was friends with the popular tricks and the so called losers. When I entered private school in 7th grade I down right outcasted myself because I hated these children and I refused to end up like them. However, what I did like was that I could finally be myself. I mean I was myself in public school and where did it get me? Odd stares and not so subtle whispers which I found quite shocking seeing as half those bxtches who were popping off at the mouth were gully monsters by day and boogeymen by night, but I digress. My love for neon and "white people stuff", as they called it, was not accepted. So finally in private school not only could I branch out and be me, I discovered so much more. In 7th grade, I admit I was a Paris Hilton fan [I was stupid, 12, and The Simple Life was funny as hell]. I saw her in those Uggs and I thought they were cute, hell I still think they are cute if you have enough swag to pull it off. I asked my mom to get me Uggs and for Christmas I got my size 7, Sand colored, tall Ugg boots. I put them on instantly and wore them every chance I got. I remember I went to the mall in them and I felt the eyes of humans burning holes into me and my Uggs. Finally some fool had the courage to be like "Ma it's cold or something? Those shxts are ugly." And me being the rude little person I am, only when disrespected of course, replied with "Kiss my ass. I like them." The whispers continued "Ehhh what the hell she got on her feet. Those is ugly." *goes into rant mode* OKAY first off, if you are going to insult something that I am wear PLEASE, PLEASE have the courtesy to at least use proper english. Second, once again those speaking out of pocket were unfortunate looking looks and clothing wise. Third and finally, speak proper english when insulting me because not only do you sound like a hater [I hate that word but it applies] but you sound illiterate. Either way darling you lose. *back to the story* Fast forward to 2009: WHO IN THE HELL BROUGHT UGGS TO THE HOOD? Every foot this year has been planted in Uggs and I am utterly confused because not too long ago HELL about 5 years ago people had the nerve to look at me funny. Now I look at them funny because it's like wow, not only are fashionably late [because nobody really wears Uggs anymore] but you're a bunch of hypocrites. The sad thing is Austrailians don't even understand American facisnation with Uggs. They were Uggs to heard sheep and to take out the garbage. Hell they call them Uggs for a reason [because those fxckers are actually ugly lol]. Eh I wanted Uggs for a minute this year because they are comfy and warm as hell but I can't see myself paying $150 for a dead animal to be wrapped around my feet that will eventually get creasey and dirty. Maybe its wrong for me to generalize public school children but I feel like there is a clear difference and damn it that is what you are lol. When I wore a neon green hoodie with a green flower headband in 6th grade to spice up that drab uniform, I heard "Why you so bright for? You look like a highlighter. That flower ain't even real" People...people...fast forward to 2006-2007...neon every got daymn where. *sigh* I need to start another trend. Do my rants ever stay on point? Oh well. Serious sidetrack: You ever got the instant urge to pee as soon as someone goes into the bathroom? Like I was fine until my brother entered the bathroom and the urge to pee hit me like a damn brick. Smh @ my bladder, got no type of home training. Anyway I am done with this rant, I gotta pee. TMI? Maybe but I don't care, this is my blog.

Ear Candy: The White Rappers Edition

Ha! Who woulda thought that there would be a day where there would be two successful white rappers out at the same time? Surly not I. I thought Eminem was the only one and would forever be the only one but we see how wrong that is.



I told you guys to go buy or download his ablum [download because the homie was undershipped!]. Amiss all this Rutgers foolishness and mediatakeout making a big deal out of him calling rappers disgusting for not giving back to Africa [he is fcking right, you spend your money on cars and bullshxt but not help the country of your people, I digress], Asher has recorded a video for 'Be By Myself' featuring Cee-lo. This is definitely one of his best tracks on the album and will get lots of air play due to its intoxicating beat and lyrics. I've been blasting it since 4/20, you need to follow suit bxtches. As for the video, it's really good in my opinion. I think its cute and has a cool concept with the female bodies and all that ish. No black chicks in the vid Ash...we might have to throw some 'bows for that kid lol.

IIIIII gotta be by myself, gotta fly by myself, get high by myself...um screw that Asher, you NEED to be alone with me. Just kidding or am I? *insert suspicious teenage eyes here*



Creepy ass video but Eminem is one of my favorite rappers of all time so I gotta post it. I peeped the Kim K reference in the lyrics, he knows he wants a piece of it. Um...something about Em isn't right but I am happy he is back because I missed him a lot and the last time I saw him he was fat =/. BUT now he is toned and dare I say...cute? Eh watch the vid anyway.

Ear Candy: HALLE BERRYYYYY HALLE BERRY!

HAHA!!! FINALLY! This song has been playing on Music Choice for a hot minute now, since January I think. The Dreamgirls love this song and even though it would be considered bad music, we adore it. Sure as hell better than Soulja Boy [I'm not even gonna lie I have 'Turn My Swag On' on my ipod =x ]

Foot Candy: There You Are Yeezy

These lovely Pink & Black Yeezys have been released today. I like em a lot. Pink for the girly side and the kicks are clean with the all black. I could see men and women rocking these [only women with swag though because these are a serious man shoe in my opinion]. Would I put my ones and twos in there? Eh I don't know, I have to try em on first but males do take part in these lovelies.



I just like this picture so I put it on here. Been sitting in my pictures folder for entirely too long.

He Must Be Smoking That La-La-La

Jigga Man...is that you?
Don't make me give you the Kanye treatment.
Haircut: Pronto!
Jeans that don't look like...that: Pron-frickin-to!
I mean I can rock with everything else but that hairline is killing me slowly like my name is Lauryn Hill. SFPL said he still has swag...swag my ass. I love you Hov, you are the King of Brooklyn and the reason why our hearts pump that Brooklyn blood so hard and so filled with pride but this right here? This right here my dude? You making our city cry mayne.

You gets one of these:

And yes I just used you and your woman against you.
It's all love Hova, its the Brooklyn way you already know. I'm just looking out for you that's all. Whoever told you this hairstyle you're rocking right now is poppin' is not your friend. Cut dem off! [your hair and that bad friend]

Slim 'no bueno' Thugg shall be back...

Fck The Police.

A couple of days ago I read about this in Allhiphop.com:

"This is getting crazy like a fox with rabies. The NYPD is at it again! WOW. If these guys were a criminal they were be like a serial offender. Sorry, good cops, but the bad apples are running things now. According to police, a pair of cops were called to help a drunk woman get home safely. Guess what happened instead? She got raped by one of the cops while the other one played lookout. YEP. How two people decide this is a good idea is beyond me. They allegedly took the woman home and laid her face down, covered in vomit and raped her. On Tuesday the coppers pleaded not guilty to rape, burglary and official misconduct. A cabbie called 911 when the drunken 27 year old couldn't get herself out of the car. They probably didn't know they were on camera. They went in the house, left. They returned 34 minutes after leaving the first time. This is when the rape allegedly occurred. These NYPD cops are staring at 25 years in jail for this."

My mother always tells me to be careful. Hell every adult I know tells me to be careful and to be aware of people, especially men on the street. Now I take heed and I am very aware of my surroundings and the humans around me. However, the type of humans I should not have to worry about are the New York City cops correct? Well apparently those who are there to protect and serve you are also there to take advantage of you when you are drunk. Now not saying I get go out and get drunk because I don't, but when you are intoxicated and the police are called to help you, they should not do such a thing. In general rape is an UNACCEPTABLE act. By all means, rapist, molesters, anyone taking advantage of someone else who is physically weaker than them deserves to die. Period. This is just on another level because this girl was drunk and someone trusted the police to help get her to safety and what did they do with this trust? They took it and basically stepped on it. They laid this girl face down, in her vomit and raped her. 25 years ain't shxt compared to what these men deserve. Life is what they need. And how much you wanna bet they are chilling on PAID suspension. Smh it's a fcked up world out there. And if they get off, HA! Mannn I will never have faith in the justice system [the faith I have now is dwindling as I type]. I wonder if this has been on the news...

Slim is too disgusted to continue a rant.
Sighh...I need a hug =/

Oldie But Goodie

This is the first video I ever saw of B. Scott. My cousin, who loves the gays as much as I do, sent it to me a while ago and it provided me with MUCH laughter. Go on...click play.

Foot Candy: Nike Dunk Slim Edition

As a Dunk Slim/Skinny owner I can say bravo to Nike for creating the first line of Dunks made specifically for the foot of a female. It's nice to feel like I have small feet for once. Well I have the Nike Cherry Dunk Slim/Skinny in Khaki/Yellow avec les cherries. Here are another pair of Slims that I am digging. I am not one for baby pink but I can get a little girly with the kicks once in a while. I mean these shoes were totally made for me [Dunk Slim...Slim Thugg...get it?!?!?! ahh hush!]. These shoes have been called Skinny and Slim, either way that's all me. Anyway here is what Sneakerfiles has to say about em because I am doing homework and I am too lazy to write about these kicks in my own words:



Nike Sportswear has partnered up with Paule Marrot to release a special Skinny version of the Dunk High. The legendary French textile designer is commissioned to create this Dunk High that has been especialy tailored to fit the feet of women. It accomplishes this by using a less bulky silhouette that is the perfect combination of comfort and style. The Paule Marrot x Nike Sportswear Dunk High Skinny consists of a pink fabric upper complemented by white on the laces, swoosh, tongue and midsole. The rest of the sneaker is composed of pink including the sole and inner lining. Get your pair at Nike Sportswear at 21 Mercer and Nike Sportswear at The Montalban starting May 2nd.

I'd cop, would you?

Damn Bey

'Single Ladies' is still going strong.

Glamous...Bxtch.

Don't hate.
He killin it down in Nawlens.

I Refuse.

This has always been an annoyance of mine...ALWAYS! I was gonna save this rant for another time but my friend Roofie brought some foolishness to my attention.
There is no reason why my brain should hurt because you refuse to type like a normal person. This fxckery you call 'english' is not coherent. Why do you children choose to type like you have never been to school? Is it so hard to spell words correctly? Even if you don't spell it correctly, must you make it LONGER THAN IT WAS ORIGINALLY? Must you change the letter 'g' into a letter 'q' because it is cute? I am sorry but "Lauqhinq" IS NOT A WORD! Look I hate to generalize but these people are the general offenders of this tom foolery: black public school children. Now I said I will no generalize because I have seen white and hispanic children type like they have never step foot into a school before but black folks...you can't even front. Here are some examples of your niggatry:

A 20 year old girl (via Roofie):
ooooo
diisz mii bhookiie fav
sung..ummm lolsz♥♥

Now what the FXCK is a 'bhookiiee'? Since the hell when did 'diisz' mean 'this'? And slow child do you mean 'song' instead of 'sung'? I do hope so for your own sake.

Children I know:

...i fuhqksz wit...
..thts thee basicksz anythinq else youh wana know just ask for thee aim name; if your cute i'll qive it to youh;...
beN pretty for a decade n chanj
approxiametly 1 qun &+ 7 bullets

For real though...this is what's good in the hood now? Typing like you ain't got no GOT DAYMN SENSE??? If you're gonna curse at least spell it right. Last time I checked 'fuck' was four letters and never included an 'h','q', and a 'z'. 'Thats' includes an 'a' and 'you' never had an 'h'. 'Change' has a 'g' and an 'e'. You definitely meant 'approximately' boo boo and 'gun' begins with a 'G' not a 'Q'.

A child my friend knows:

Who qot the best swaqq dha uhmaziin'qq flaka
hey myspacerzxs dha name iiszx miaa n dha niick iiszx flaka.Well wahh can ii say bout mah self well iim dumb sexii lol ii love mah liife jusszx the way iiht iiszx.I am ?? yearzxs old ii waszx born 19?? n mah fav. color iiszx blue biitch lol j/p n aiim iiszx ????ask me for iiht hahahaha!Ohh n b.t.w happiily taken!bah the best.
U Look gUd In DhiS FliXk Like It gAttA Own No shaRin My Cuzo Said yah look QUd

In the words of my mother: "WAH DI ASSSSSSS?" No words. No words can express at all. Too much horrendousness for my soul. Yes I know horrendousness is not a word but damn it if this child can spell amazing as 'uhmaziin'qq, damn it anything is possible in this world.

All I have to say is:

My head hurts trying to read this.
I refuse.
The public school system has failed us. I am convinced.

And don't steal my Jay & Bey pic...I did that myself lol.

Because I Can.

This post isn't about anything really more than I saw these two in Soho on Saturday night and I knew they looked familiar but it didn't catch on. Anyways one of em called me cute as they sat on some steps near Necessary Clothing. Actually...this post is about something. Dee and Ricky Jackson are featured in Nylon's May 2009 issue rocking the Nylon X Nike Dunks that are set to be released on June 1st. The shoot featured many folks from the Nylon team and has my favorite theme: neon recklessness! I am sooo gung ho for these kicks. They are bright and oh so me. I got the attitude to pull it off, don't hate heifers.

*update*
Via Sneaker Freaker because I am too lazy to talk about these myself and they send me emails so why not:



After seeing a video and magazine pics of the Nylon Magazine x Nike Sportswear Dunk High, Nylon has released even more pics of the five fluorescent colorways of the Nike dunks. The five pack comes in orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue, and are all made of nylon uppers. Each shoe features each respective color, from the sole to the laces, and the only contrasting colors are the colors found on the Nylon logo on the tongue tag. Also, the Nylon logo is printed across the upper of each shoe in a faint print which definitely adds some style to the shoe. These are set to release June 2009.




Kicks tested, Slim approved.

Guys Who Rock Fake Kicks...

Have small dicks.

Ear Candy: Japanese Beatbox Edition

UH-MAY-ZING!
no words.
Gosh I need an asian lol.

Get You A Piece.

At the end of the school day, I had a little conversation with my guidance counselor/9th grade health teacher, Valerie. I was on the phone and I left a mean message on my friend's voicemail [we always do that stuff lol]. She asks if that is my boyfriend and I tell her sadly it is not, boys don't love me. Then as we stroll down the freshman filled hallways, we are chatting about boys and their unexplainable foolishness. Then she gave me some of the best advice I have gotten in a minute: " Stay single, just find a boy you think is attractive and do a friends with benefits type thing. You know go out, chill and have sex with him". The way she said it was so serious and I couldn't help but laugh. The fact that she was an adult saying this to me, a boy crazy teenage girl, was outrageously funny but I loved it. So it got me thinking...would this work for me? I thought about it and I realized it wouldn't. I tried and so far I am failing. I mean it can work just mean I tend to get jealous when I am not being paid attention to lol. That's right, I'm possessive but thats just me being a female. You can have female friends but if you are flirting, we might have an issue. If its just a messing around thing and I know the type of person you are, I wouldn't give to fxcks. They say aquarius aren't the jealous type and that is true unless it about the opposite sex. We always want what we can't and once we have it, we try to act as nonchalant as possible about the situation. Part of that nonchalantness is true because honestly I just don't give a fxck but part of it is being greedy. We are a greedy sign damn it. The thing is I don't to be restrained and confined so I think this might work for me since I am good at shutting off my emotions. I don't know if the f beezy life is for me but I can try it again.



I think this post is taking a different turn right now in astrology so I'm just gonna continue with the flow. The general aquarian characteristics are:

"Aquarius are interesting and attractive people. [check]
They can be shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. [check]
They are strong willed and forceful in their own way. [check]
Very opinionated with strong convictions, they fight for what they believe in. [check]
Known to be frank and outspoken, Aquarians makes for a serious and genial companion. [CHECK]
Refined and idealistic, romantic but practical, they are personable and likable people. [check]
Quick in mind and quick to respond, Aquarians love activity and are quite reasonable. [check]
They will go out of their way to help when needed, but never get involved emotionally. [CHECK]
Aquarians are usually intelligent, cool, clear, logical people. [check]
They have good imaginatins and are quite intuitive. [check]
Aquarian appreciate opportunities to be alone. [check]
They enjoy their own company and are recharged by this quiet time. [check]
Rarely content being followers, they are more often society's trend setters. [you damn skippy]
Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. [HUGEEE CHECK]
They have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama. [checkish]
They will always have original and creative ideas to impress those around. [check...ish]
They are always in favour of reforms and change and the advancement of the human condition. [CHECK]
They cannot be easily persuaded that they are wrong. [BIG ASS CHECK].

I love the fact that I am so much like my sign. It is weird how on point astrology is. I'm not trying to act like what my sign is described as because there are some aspects that I lack in but as long as I can remember I have always been like my sign. My mother always says I am such an Aquarian and I am proud because as far as I am concerned, we are the best sign. We are different, extroverted, experimental, stubborn, generous, sorta bad with money lol, technologically intrigued, humanitarians, rebellious, angry as hell, rude, tactless, unemotional, independent, likable, opinionated, open-minded, rational, eccentric, logically inclined, unpredictable, strong-willed, visionary, innovative, inventive, tolerant, unprejudiced, humane, genial, sociable, idealistic, intuitive, goal-orientated, free-spirited, frank, outspoken, independent, individualistic, intelligent, intellectual, leading, trend setting, engaging, funny, and friendly. All in all we are perfection.

Famous Aquarians Include:
Charles Darwin, Thomas Alva Edison, Vanessa Redgrave, Frederick Douglas, Oprah Winfrey, Charles Dickens, John McEnroe, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jack Nicklaus, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Telly Savalas, Virginia Woolf, Babe Ruth, Mia Farrow, Carl Icahn, and Yoko Ono

Nuff said.
In the words of the great DJ Khalid: WE DA BEST! =]

Jeans Should Be Skinny, Pockets Should Be Fat

The new target for the blame of global warming: Fat folks.
I know everyone who read this report laughed hard as hell because I know I did. Now not only is fatness unhealthy and unsightly, it is also environmentally hazardous. Because of all the fat people in the world, Mama Earf is dying a slow, painful death. They blame fat people for everything nowadays. Well the report said that fat people cause more food production, which is a major contributor to CO2 emissions, and then they drive to get the food which is more CO2 emissions that warm the planet. Each fat person is apparently responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a skinny one. Due to the fatness of humans, an extra billion tons of CO2 a year is created, according to the World Health Organization estimates. So all in all, fat people are responsible for melting the polar ice caps, hot weather, raising sea levels, and dying rain forests. Just because you fat doesn't mean since you're going down you gotta take the whole fkn Titanic with you.

THANK YOU FAT PEOPLE!

Lmfao nahh I don't dislike fat people, I just don't understand em [is that just as bad?]

Poker Face.

This title is only here because I am listening to 'I Poke Her Face' which is on my music player so don't get all Lady Gaga happy on me. I, Slim Thugg, was snitched upon. I don't know how I [emphasis on the I] COULD HAVE BEE SNITCHED ON! Like who and why. I am, however, very grateful for it in a way because it has made me care more about my future and realize that I can't do bull like that and think everything will be okay. I don't know about anyone else but once I step outta line there is always some event that I think will be tragic but turns out not to be in the end that comes a few weeks after my deed. I take this as a way of God or karma snaping me back into check. I am very thankful that my universe looks out for in this way because it has made me more cautious and aware of myself. One day the universe will get tired and say 'You know what bxtch, you on your own now' and hopefully I will not take chances and it wouldn't have to do so. I would explain my situation and how I was snitched on but that would take me talking about my life and we don't do that here on 'Cause The Skinny Bitch Said So. It's just a rule. You can talk about your life but, I, the lovely Slim Thugg, will not speak on my own =].

Anyway, they [meaning Cam'ron & the hood] say that snitching isn't good but in some ways it can be. In my situation, it got me back on track. Now that doesn't mean I won't disobey the rules once in a while but I wouldn't do what I did.

Reese's pieces kids.
I'll be back.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I Slacked, So What

I went this ENTIRE week without blogging except for yesterday and it has hurt my soul. I didn't think I would be so into this but my blog is an extension of me in a way. EN-TEE-WAYS! This week has been a serious bxtch thanks to junior year. You would think since there are only like 27 days left that they would lay up on the work, psh. I have so much work to do and so little time. I swear the days are flying by like this *snap*. Anyway sooo much has happened this week. Some good, some bad but a solid week none the less. Well I have much to blog about sneaker wise and thought wise.

Be back later!
BUY OR DOWNLOAD ASHER ROTH'S ALBUM!
It's really good, no joke.
Thats my boo.

My LMFAO Moment of the Week

So I know I have been slacking lately [ugh long story that I won't explain] but this caught my eye and made me laugh hysterically. I love Asher Roth to death. A friend of mine told me about him back in December and I've kept him to myself for as long as I could [so no I am not a newbie on this Asher train, I never said anything because I am selfish when it comes to music]. I think he is super sexy even if he is skinny, we can be skinny together =]. And his voice is a lil like Eminem's but I wouldn't mind if Asher spoke dirty to me, however with Eminem...I would. Well for April Fool's, Asher Roth recreated the 'How Does It Feel' by D'Angelo video and it was posted on youtube. Since I hardly go on youtube unless something is sent to me, I didn't see this BUT it is the funniest thing ever and got me one step closer to seeing boney lil Asher nekkid =x

I joke. I joke. I'm not such a perv but do enjoy this vid while I finish my physics lab =]

Here We Go Again.

It is a known fact that if people didn't talk to me then I wouldn't have friends because I am anti social and I generally cannot stand people. You all annoy me [except for a select few]. Thankfully, people are drawn to me for some odd reason I will never understand and talk to me. Less work for me! What also puzzles me is the reason for people who talk to me, then stop out of the blue if I clearly did nothing. Like you say you really wanna be my friend but then you turn around and start to shun me. Honestly, I have no problem cutting people off [unless they are The Dreamgirls]. I am a mean person but I believe I have been too nice lately. I don't have to talk to this person but I chose to out of the goodness of my heart. They asked what was everyone's problem, I told mine and now they wanna get all prissy on me. I have no time for such foolishness. I really don't understand people. They ask for the truth and when you tell it to them they want to get angry. YOU ASKED! I will not sugarcoat it. Here is an example:

Friend: Hey do you like those shoes? I love em.
Me: Eh no, I think they are ugly but if you like em go ahead.

Some will take it to heart, some won't. Those without tough skin need not be my friend. I am sensitive but not that sensitive. If you tell me the truth, I'd accept it. I wouldn't change but I'll accept it. If I don't want to be your friend I will tell you plain out we aren't talking from this day on [it's something I am trying out lol] or I will start to act different until you get the point [my normal method]. Oh well, humans have problems.

We Like Her and We Like Him Too...

I have nothing against bisexual people [more than I think y'all are greedy for wanting to take up both sides of the sexual spectrum but whatever], however, what I do have a problem with is the sudden trend of girls being bi. All of a sudden every girl wants to be bi and the reason is simple actually. MALES, BOYS, PENIS CARRIERS, GUYS, DUDES, MEN, aka the thing that drives every teenage girl crazy. So this fool you like or are with is into girls kissing. You find this out and all of a sudden you're bi? Okay children. If you wanna go around kissing other chicks when you don't really enjoy it all for the sake of you 'man' so be it but best believe if I kiss a female it's because I actually think she's could get it. Not saying I'm bi but I'm just saying if I kiss you it's because I think you could catch it lol. Even so I have no interest in girls because honestly what am I going to do with another pair of boobs and a cooch. NADA! I don't touch myself so there is no way in hell I am touching you but I digress. Example numero uno...I've known this girl since forever. Her sister claims to be bi [her sister is also a smut who bathes in the attention she gets from 'guys'] and I personally don't believe it but hey whatever floats your boat. She notices that her sister gets more attention [could be because her sister is cuter but then again the both of them aren't too attractive] and the dude she is with likes this girl on girl shxt so now out of the blue homegirl is bi. Do whatever you want but don't pretend to be bi for male attention. It's stupid and pointless. If you're really bi then by all means enjoy yourself, you greedy ass mofo but if you're just pretending cut that bull out, it's not cute.

Sprang Blang!

I love this song dearly [I Can't The Music by Brutha] and even though I do not watch BET, I could not resist this hoodness. Who is this human being who recorded this from their television? I laughed so hard when the little IO Cable channel changing bar popped up as the person accidentally changes the channel from BET to channel 6 aka Telemundo and quickly changes it back. I'm sorry but recording this from your t.v is hood. You would have been scott free had it not been for the remote giving you up lol.

And as for Day 26's performance...why the hell they wearing different clothes? They look so, as my dear grandmother would say, ragga ragga. Why my baby Que sound like he lip synching? Who turned my baby Que's mic off? [I know folks shiesty like that mmhmm doing my baby wrong]. Why Brian look like he supposed to be chilling on the corner in front of the local bodega in Brooklyn? Who dressed them and told them to dance like that? Why does it seem as if Que is the only one dancing hard? Just like the video, it seems as if they are all fighting to be in the camera at once. Willy looks good though and sounds good too. But Diddy...Ciroc Obama...really? I got two words for you: Yousa nigga. You are just as bad as Obama Fried Chicken and Obama Beauty Supply [why these places gotta be in Brooklyn? I swear my borough is crying]. I cannot stand Yung Joc's slow sounding ass but other than those two things I love the song like I do all of their other songs and this is a definite banger.

Wii Might As Well...

Another installment in Nike's Nintendo Will Package, which was release recently [I've seen it in popular stores so it isn't exclusive]. The original contained Blazers and Air Force IIs but this time it is a pair of Air Max 95 and Sky Force. The 95s are rather plain, consisting of only white and grey, while the Sky Forces have a hint of color with the orange accents around the edge, check and on the tongue. I've always wondered what my feet would look like in 95s, considering I had my first pair back in 3rd grade [boy did I love those suckers]. I tried looking up a pic for them but the only one I found has a broken link =/. Anywho I might purchase these as a tester...feast your eyes on the pic.

Color Me Pink...And Black

Creative juices were running slow today but once they got running they did a pretty good job. I was awfully picky when I created this so please excuse my lack of pink [there were some ugly ass pink stuff smh]. I had Zoe Kravitz in mind when I was doing this. Her style is more of a grungy chic thing but I can see in some of these pieces.

Take a gander:

Man My 100th Post...

AND IT IS OF EPIC MADNESS.
Went to a fxcking great ass party tonight.
I was only there for an hour and 40 minutes but it was gooooood.
I got it in so much it's not even an issue.
I sat only when I had to breathe.
Breathing, however, was an issue.
As soon as we stepped in the party, the weed smoke hit us like a brick.
I didn't expect it to be too horrible but the deeper you got, the less oxygen there was.
Man, I sweat my shxt out and that is all that matters.
Bagged mad biddies =] [yeah I'm that much of a pimp]
Saw mad people I haven't seen in a minute and there were still some I didn't see.
Got hit on by 3 drunk white dudes, they were adorable. I don't know if that is good tho...lol
I looked cute, wish I could have taken a pic but oh well. Just know that I had on my 'call me ugly man I wish a bxtch would' clothes.
But in the end, the party got shut down because a fire started and someone blamed the white folks.
I would have been there longer had it not been for that but hell it was almost 2 hours for me so ftw!
Issue of the moment: my hair and skin smell like weed. You can smoke me. I smell like my dad lol. OH-DEE WEED SCENT! I feel like a giant blunt.
Anyway, Mark throws one hell of a party.
I am ready for round 2.
I would go into detail about the party but it's only good if you were there.
MADNESS!
dueces bxtches.
Slim blunt is gonna go wash her hair.

Yo how convenient is it that 'Kush' by Lil Wayne just came on my itunes shuffle.
I don't smoke that kush but I smell like I do.

"And we smoke that kush! That kush. And we ball like swoosh. Yeah like swoosh. Now how ya like me now..."




Oh and more good news: I facilitate for DAIS this year =]. Saw lots of those kids at the party too...mmmmhmmm lol.

Hey Mama...

Being a teenager definitely has changed my mind. I didn't realize the change until Wednesday and last night when my mom started to be really up tight about where I was. Usually she doesn't really rag on me and I bragged about that but these two times she went really hard and it upset me. I was wondering why is she treating me like a little kid? Why is she buggin' when I am with people I know? Granted as a teen, I do lie to her about where I am and what I am doing but hell she did the same thing and she knows. I realize now that I have this mentality that now I am 17 I am almost grown and I should get more freedom & trust. I also have the slight idea that I am invincible. No bueno. So after her little rant last night, I came home angry and went to bed like an hour later. This morning my mom comes to me and she is like "I don't want to stop your fun because I was a teenager too but there are things going on in the world and I don't want to be that mother on the news crying for her child. They just found an 8 year old girl cut in half in a suitcase 6 days after she went missing. When you are out this late, I am still awake. I know when you come in. My mind is not at rest. With these girls going missing I cannot fathom the pain I would feel should this happen to you. I am awake in my bed here wondering what if someone took her, what if they are torturing her, what if they have killed her. I don't want to feel the pain of losing my daughter." I remember every word she said and I wanted to cry because I feel stupid. I had that little teenage mentality that she is just bitching and won't let me have fun. I was an idiot for thinking that. My mother lets me have all the fun I want but the one moment she calls me home I was being a moron. I literally wanted to cry and I have tears in my eyes right now. I love my mother beyond words can explain and I would hate to have to put her through anything. I hear people complain about their mothers and I always say to myself that I am lucky to have a mother like mine. Teens please appreciate your mothers. You make think she is trying to stop your fun but this is proof right here that they care. They don't want you to end up like Natalie Halloway or this young child who was cut in half and stuffed in a suit case. They don't want to feel that pain. Some of you need to shut the hell up and take heed to what they are saying because under all of that yelling and ranting they do, they love you with everything in their soul and want nothing but the best for you. Stop being stupid teens and fix your brains. I have sort of tweaked mine lol.

::Starts singing::

"Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I'm so proud of you
Let me tell you what I'm about to do,
Hey Mama, I know I act a fool but,
I promise you I'm goin back to school
I appreciate what you allowed for me
I just want you to be proud of me
Hey Mama

I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine
This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine
I'm finna take yall back to them better times
I'm finna talk about my mama if yall don't mind
I was three years old, when you and I moved to the BROOKYLN!
Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold
You fixed me up something that was good for my soul
Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl?
You work late nights just to keep on the lights
Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike
And you would give anything in this world
Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl
And you never put no man over me
And I love you for that mommy cant you see?
Seven years old, caught you with tears in your eyes
Cuz a nigga cheatin, telling you lies, then I started to cry
As we knelt on the kitchen floor
I said mommy Imma love you till you don't hurt no more
And when I'm older, you aint gotta work no more
And Imma get you that mansion that we couldn't afford
See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable
Highly capable, lady that's makin loot
A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do
Send us an angel, and I thank you (Hey Mama)

Forrest Gump mama said, life is like a box of chocolates
My mama told me go to school, get your doctorate
Somethin to fall back on, you could profit with
But still supported me when I did the opposite
Now I feel like it's things I gotta get
Things I gotta do, just to prove to you
You was getting through, can the choir please
Give me a verse of "You, Are So Beautiful To Me"
Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry
Maya Angelou, Nicky Giovanni, turn one page and there's my mommy
Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet
Now when I say Hey, yall say Mama, now everybody answer me (Hey Mama)

I guess it also depends tho, if my ends low
Second they get up you gon get that Benzo
Tint the windows, ride around the city and let ya friends know (Hey Mama)

Tell your job you gotta fake em out
Since you brought me in this world, let me take you out
To a restaurant, upper echelon
Imma get you a jag, whatever else you want
Just tell me what kind of S-Type Kathy Porter like?
Tell me the perfect color so I make it just right
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday
For me to just call and say (Hey Mama)"



This skinny bxtch is out.
It is Easter and I plan on nyaming this feast my mother has prepared and partying in the name of the LAWD!
Can I get an amen?
Yessuh.
Love your mommies people, they are the only ones you got and they brought you into this dag on world!
Slim Thugg Is OUTTTTTT
::chunks up the duece::

12 AM Thoughts...

You ever wonder why somethings never, EVER go away?
I do.
And I really wish it will go away...
FAR away.
I swear life would work out better for me if I went to a larger private school because all of this knowing everybody thing is not working well for me.
High school needs to end so I can remain remotely sane.
Just when I think I am out, they pull me right back in.
Just when I clear my mind, I am sucked back into this black abyss.
And the sad thing is...it's honestly not worth it but because of my personality, my brain and pride wants to remain in the fight.
I do what I do because at this point in life I really don't care about anyone else's feelings but my own and so far my feelings are fine for the most part.
Do I encourage others to live this way?
No, of course not because some people are built for a life like this but hell I've dealt with enough bullshxt to be able to do it.
Worrying about yourself and no one else is not a healthy way to live because it is selfish and heartless.
Don't follow me.
I'm bitter =$

The Lone Harlemite Jay Gets Lost in the Sea That is Brooklyn.

We call it home but she calls it regular ole Brooklyn. That child damn near had me fall over into the train tracks. Let's start this from the almost beginning shall we? [I say the almost beginning because I am lazy and I have a crazy headache]. Anyway, our night began as we walked over to some thai restuarant [Joya me thinks?] to meet Roofie and the seniors to make our way over to Zion's party. We spend longer at David's house than we expected [because Jay wanted to be out] and while we are there we chat with folks and enlightened each other on advancements made in our lives [hehe lmao]. Then we head over to the party and its a moderately long walk but our feet were killing us so it felt like forever. When we finally get there, Zion wants to start charging people -_-...really now? I got in for free because I was not paying $2 to get into his house, in the words of my great mother, he can kiss my ass. So anywho, we get in there in there are mad heads and eventually most of them get kicked out. SIDETRACK: Who the hell was that sketchy ass crew who couldn't find the house when they were across the street from it? Who the hell was that large ass boy in the yellow with that dreaded hat on his head? Who were half of those children? Why are people so nosey? Who's crappy ipod was that? Why don't some people get a fkn clue? Ugh I digress. ANYWHO! So we chill, drink [had some vodka & orange juice, I am more of a 151 girl but it was good], and dance. This kid strikes up a convo with me and chat for the rest of the party. He's a very interesting child if I do say so myself. So then we leave at 1 something and walk to the train station. It was a fun adventure but here is when the fxckery begins. So we go to Borough Hall and get on the train. First car, homeless man. Second car, crazy looking potentially high man eating a melting ice cream cake. Third car, maddd train dirt. Fourth, a sleeping homeless man. We got fed up so I saw Roofie standing outside of the train and I decided to get off too. Then I feel Jay grab me and I turn around to see the doors close and to hear the dreaded "boomp boomp!" with her hands plastered to the window. I mouth to her to get off that the next stop and to not MOVE AT ALL! Because this child does not know Brooklyn for nothing. So for a good half an hour or so, Roofie and I are panicking because I think some big man at Franklin is going to steal her and she thinks Jay would be a dummy to go to the last stop. We finally get to Jay and embrace her. I really thought she was gonna get kidnapped but praise the lord she didn't. The only thing is that some big man offered to be her company and these two ugly knuckle heads kept talking to her aka a regular day at Franklin. SO that was my Wednesday for ya. A jumbled story but I don't care.

Bottom Line: My dear Lone Harlemite Jay...don't do that bullshxt again before I have to smack you lol.

Slim Thugg to di worlddddddddddddddd.
peesh.

Tar Heels Snitches.

I am watching the game right now and from the jump I've been holding weight for UNC. You already know my love for the Tar Heels. I'm gonna say it now because I know it is true...UNC WON THE FXCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. NCAA 2009 CHAMPIONS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

See there is 10:37 left in the second half and I already called it.
I'm cocky like that.
But I give Michigan State props tho, they playing hard.

OMFG! WHO IN THE HELL JUST CALLED MY PHONE SINGING SOME BULLSHXT WHILE I AM WATCHING THE GAME?

I have your number sucker, hell will be paid.

Funniest Thing I heard in a minute:
mom: Who would you rather have save you from a burning fire?
daughter: Daddy, Zac might get hurt.
-new show on channel 7 where a child is confused on if she should write a paragraph about her dad or Zac Efron being her hero.

Decorum Delegates!

Hello, hello, helloooo babies! I am back from Model U.N aka CMUNC 2009 and I must say it was quite the experience. Yes I encountered a couple people I don't like [pompous bastards, this one fool thought my friend && I wanted him -_- but I digress] but I found a few who are pretty chill. I met real girls from Hong Kong and kids from South Africa, who by the way are beasts at MUN. Man South Africa killed everyone with no effort. Their accents were also wonderful doses of ear candy. Aside from that, I had fun passing random notes to those who answered [shout out to Senegal for being a faithful note passer] and chilling with my BFS buddies. From running to Tops at 11:30 pm to ranting in the rain because no one told us that everything on campus was closed, I wouldn't trade this experience for the world. The good and the bad made it perfect and I will gladly do it again next year as long as I get a topic I am interested in. I represented Panama and found out on the third day that Panama wasn't even in the UNDP in real life -_-. And MAYBE if the people weren't so uptight lol. And if we get a better hotel, our shxt looked like a hospital and had a scary possessed elevator. And if the damn worms wouldn't come out of the ground when it rained. It was like a battle field out there *moment of silence for the worms*.

Ignorant things I heard:
"transportated"
"rebuiltion"
"You're from Hong Kong? How do you speak perfect English?"
"I have a girlfriend"
The Dean && The History Teacher
-_-


Funniest Moments:
The Hunch
"At 10:55 everyone click their pens obnoxiously" [And everyone did it!]
"Motion to recess...NO!"
"Motion to beginning the tic tac toe tournament that 22 countries have signed up for"
The Dance [dear lord I have never experienced anything like that in my life. THE HORROR!]
Spencer from the party =]
Asha's resolution styled angry note
Asha in general lol.
"Porn is not your addiction. Porn is you're nasty." - Jun
"Gay? Really?" - Spencer M. [bfs kiddo]


Chinese food everyday aka my dream.

"Cornell Engineering: Where Fun Goes To Die"






Breakfast and Snackage courtesy of moi

Kitty.Slim. Locked out of our rooms.

In Tops...Asha is on her stalker ish smh.

Miriam.Slim.Jun.Spencer M.

glow worms are indeed the best when they are free.

[pic cred: Asha Kay Bee, a fellow Dream Girl]